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1 So many people die, never see you die.
2 G" N. g3 Z6 t5 \甘多人死,唔见你死。 3 P" i) _9 ]9 n4 _% h* b: t
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? / F; P1 ]0 `, S
你教我以后点出嚟行? 3 J% N7 L1 ]' u- g; D
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
& g1 q; P- N/ T2 I$ |如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
7 K* U- c* t) g. K5 l0 g4 "I saw a pork chop"
, o8 T3 E0 p2 {' X6 f0 |我见到件猪扒啊。 ( c* B7 J8 I9 x4 s2 ?' a
5 Are you road?
! f( B# d% _# I; }/ I, b/ S你系咪路啊?
$ c* k. z0 f6 \% A5 ~' d3 \& @; k6 What the water are you? 4 l' _2 e( c  ?/ I2 l: E: K
你系乜水啊? $ x: `- Y' @% r& ~; n
7 Do you big me?
9 |* [6 T2 i+ d9 \你大我啊? ) {/ g1 ~2 d. ^+ |2 Q, ?
8 Zebra chops people. + f* \* {" Z1 U* \3 M7 t+ e5 }: |
班马劈友。 / J4 _3 u" |' t! H
9 The king of the cutting girl.
5 J, b; Y. @/ l界女王。
8 L% f$ `' @* W3 F  [10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
; }0 p$ M6 N3 b0 d7 j$ H' ~% i批我个头俾你当凳坐。
( c9 }- i$ n( M* H6 Z3 x11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ; y/ H# R. \3 i# E: N
你当我无到? & d) D, [  \. X* ?  V
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. $ S& e! Q/ M* C. B
你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上! ! S# {. d$ C+ H# a
13 Today I was very black son.
0 ]9 Y5 [  v3 \今日我好黑仔。 2 C/ Q9 d4 W) I% _& l( }6 ?
14 I am wearing grass. , z: |/ B1 |1 R
我着紧草。
, T- a9 q; i& A+ a# {2 ]  d$ n15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 8 W. y) ?4 H, h: n$ D
你未够班同我讲数!
" O3 b& |3 Y* A16 Two beat six. 2 I8 ^) ?) c1 c. `; U# z
二打六
5 U3 n' X- R7 i1 w/ Q: S17 Two five son.
2 C2 G7 s+ z5 x3 n' }6 p. Q7 T二五仔
  q4 `* g5 V* ^0 W$ h18 Piano piano green.           ( ]/ d/ E" ]* V/ p
琴琴青 ; _3 h3 Z% n5 Z: T9 w; s' N7 m9 j
19 I give you some colour to see see.      % p/ p% }3 q% {0 n# |' n
我俾D顏色你睇睇! ) Y7 X& a% M( C2 h# w7 d3 ?
20 Stupid stupid want to move .      . M4 S, C) c5 y, A7 v9 A  d* N( c
蠢蠢欲動 。 7 H+ u( t  W4 V0 S1 j6 X
21 People mountain people sea .     " w4 ?: M* d) y# N# Y
人山人海 。 + }* }$ i: [& i2 x" h
22 How senior are you?         
2 M$ y2 @5 n% }$ I: X( t你算老幾?
! P6 \' D" ^( ?& [23 What the ghost are you talk?    
0 d9 _+ S5 D6 e你講乜鬼? 7 W. h9 B& E% N- n. `, ?
24 I fear that you have teeth.         
2 f  H7 o! t6 o- E7 Z* c; B$ ?我驚你有牙!
! X- p# h. K9 I0 i; B  X8 W* v1 X25 Heart flower angry open.      
4 t" S7 U1 k2 e9 J. V1 J, b心花怒放。   ! v9 m; f, b. c( ?# o  H
Fish skin
+ J3 r$ j6 T% U2 Q4 m7 l& L- B鱼皮 。 % f0 _5 T+ x0 q9 k! J8 R
Monster of blowing water.
/ v# ]4 W) K0 y# v吹水怪。 / u% m( z3 q9 d; L6 }
Face green green 1 ?  Y6 K, l4 {3 _
面青青。 9 j) w0 U! V$ k" D/ f: Q
You see road carefully
" R6 O' R& D5 m, b+ N3 j$ D: V' \' n你小心睇路 2 I1 V' ~# y2 K0 ?6 o& @
You go to street carefully
' H& X! \( T+ m0 c6 Y你出街小心D。 3 X; o; \. K* i* q" k7 j( `
Do the world
+ Z% G8 t, |# X8 \做世界 。
4 h. c- r: E3 v9 @0 |1 T* nBig tea rice
% C" q5 h6 [* G! w( e3 {# R6 c. M大茶饭 。 4 @  _$ z0 x; Q; O  V  J* _% J
American chinese not enough.
+ x1 n$ t$ H$ g9 H( U2 H美中不足。 + O; H4 G: Y& m" H1 S; y
King eight egg.
# ~% A* L2 U9 f6 i王八蛋 6 ^  X2 i$ B1 u4 B. @" t: w* m
High hand.
! }3 H9 ]! y# O! I, Z高手
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# ~# G8 o2 ~7 h: `& S: L6 Z3 rOld dot.
+ F: A4 j; |* H$ Q老点
2 Z" T: R+ J+ C) _% oOne old water
7 c, u/ j, T8 k! n0 U" R一旧水
3 k7 H" x. t7 ?6 fI know your mouse. 2 u% m+ v- M" v9 F4 a' c- K
我识你老鼠!
, l8 |: }, j# u* A& H8 XMeasure water/Pound water.   X- G3 c( o: L9 s9 G, e1 }
磅水
5 O+ T/ U5 @0 o% wA dragon service. & H- I9 R" S: X: U+ A, v  d1 v
一条龙服务 , E0 ?; M; ~% E+ k
Pump water. + d* n: ?9 k. D; g9 N4 _, r
****
: w! ~, ]3 y8 D. r! dI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 _7 ]# l2 I/ d2 W3 Y
我吹鸡打你班友。 3 }8 }( g' h2 w" F# P1 G' y! g' O1 i
You jump building. % b" h3 {1 q" n8 Z
你跳楼啦。
/ t7 ^! h3 R* b; V( ^  ^2 [  jYou come back home and eat banana ! I" |  U+ i( d5 u
你返屋企食蕉啦 : o0 g( J9 j  @4 y$ B/ H$ L( i5 R0 e
I give you a hair.
4 L4 b' G! h; d7 B5 R0 g我俾条毛你ar! : X4 @, D9 w2 {4 v, t

% J1 r. o$ l$ e: F! RCollect skin % W# x9 b  J' H8 t& B1 Q
收皮 0 p5 u- Y$ i& h: z+ G- d% Q1 d
Collect father
2 a) q" L7 r5 g7 _5 ^2 q收爹
" s  N' h& r7 {& m3 n7 K4 NYou give me collect father. 9 p2 a4 |5 X$ ]+ B, g( R& e* w+ i
你同我收爹! ( V- {' E: ^8 N# O6 u9 M5 l
Laugh die me. 9 n& K3 f8 R/ z! u7 c
笑死我。
, G2 g8 P8 ?8 ^; E! A6 I. hYou give me stop. 5 z/ A6 c' D4 u, w4 C2 a( N
你同我企系度。 7 F; c; o7 U6 o% `
Eight woman : @- T4 E, i! B' R/ h
八婆 7 D/ H" G; ?- b8 f& N0 Y
Eight woman,you are good! 1 i( h7 m  ], r$ i9 T
八婆,你好o野! * L" K, E3 g4 |
What the spring do you do? $ s- m- N8 x% z- A7 m1 J5 T+ Y  O
你搞乜春啊?
8 V! O0 j8 s: D4 e7 ]1 k) kA dog of eating dung
) Z4 g2 N% Z! Y. H$ Z- }% ^: k食屎狗 4 S& g( \4 ?! G# {
A ghost of ass 3 h/ \6 U5 Y8 _3 n; d5 u# f( ?1 z5 _
屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....; U5 d6 A2 X4 p3 s, U5 T/ B
都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 & t# @/ M) o2 z
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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......, y: |, y+ {  {8 @1 Z
this is not hong kong style english.....6 u1 T, a5 |2 j8 P0 J4 o
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
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i've already ban this shit...9 f* b  A5 i& E3 o5 w" P
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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