香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. - P1 E+ i" p  l/ G
甘多人死，唔见你死。
# q- {% P4 Y! I. F/ H: Z, M% c2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 9 a" d. m9 s; f
你教我以后点出嚟行?
( m* U- ]* I/ X4 {3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. , e# h* ?8 }( o" N8 o
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
" ~' T# {. x2 b# t. N. h4 "I saw a pork chop" 8 k, B, p4 o" d8 [8 O& `
我见到件猪扒啊。
! D' j# [3 q  Z( c; C9 [% O5 Are you road? . u6 n5 O& \% |" z  |6 E
你系咪路啊？
' D; I  X$ P3 H0 o( N# L  C6 What the water are you?
2 }* d# d" b  \" k2 s你系乜水啊？
0 M  p) P5 N" v7 |% m  d, E0 q7 Do you big me?
0 G  _7 b8 W6 s9 N2 b你大我啊？ 4 @) U" P( T1 @7 j3 b
8 Zebra chops people.
9 c% I8 d# }- @# z( E' A班马劈友。 ) Y6 F2 L2 O/ X
9 The king of the cutting girl.
7 ?' J' a! L0 o+ F" W界女王。
, ]0 w3 O+ K" r) |4 w10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. , d; S& S3 N& x- ^; q9 h
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 9 L3 B; ?$ a  m. l3 K9 y
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ! i2 X8 u% i# Z  W5 |( v5 e# C
你当我无到？
9 z# A: m% `) |' b) s12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. # t" Q. Z+ n% x5 D
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
$ k0 s+ a1 a0 n# v# K13 Today I was very black son. 2 s, j# V+ x# Y7 c2 }' \  D! c4 B
今日我好黑仔。 " F! w3 m$ ~$ L8 q9 ^0 g
14 I am wearing grass.
$ l% z! `, y3 F3 o# q我着紧草。
8 ^8 _  b' R$ O15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
# F  f' i. }0 I$ }6 E( f/ ]你未够班同我讲数！
3 \0 H( T# K; I! b- Z$ A16 Two beat six.
; N: Y1 m4 d# A8 \. o/ N$ }二打六 ' _. ]9 C' w$ e0 G4 e
17 Two five son. ; a( x: u6 g) g+ J
二五仔
1 n5 c- `9 ^2 H18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
5 z/ M8 p& ?' H# \琴琴青
# e4 o4 H( ?6 r) ~& Z( Z3 K: D19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
/ s( v+ E+ J4 k4 B. O我俾D顏色你睇睇！
" x5 _7 ]1 F/ q9 c/ `20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 / {& A+ M8 T; O! _/ \" z
蠢蠢欲動 。
3 X5 t1 ~) M0 f21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 - e) M. n8 Q$ b. @% p
人山人海 。 3 c4 j8 k% @1 K% w6 e
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
2 w4 |6 O" [, Z" ?你算老幾? 9 _/ G( j$ X2 ~; W5 `2 |: p( f
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
1 E+ @: h6 @3 V+ ^& v+ r你講乜鬼?
$ N9 S7 X9 U/ A  i( i24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 . U4 [$ q& O. D: p6 o6 N. @; Z$ K
我驚你有牙！ # c' V" y0 d; q2 `
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 , a  Y8 W2 {) p5 I  D( j( o
心花怒放。   ' |! L4 L: O- {  D# _
Fish skin
' _4 Y7 W* h% p7 c6 G8 V& \鱼皮 。
: W$ p( w$ N9 I2 W) LMonster of blowing water.
+ `) H- k* r7 m吹水怪。 , l  L" J! H- K7 u4 [
Face green green * A7 e# ]& o+ {0 v
面青青。 4 S; f6 `5 n  s
You see road carefully 0 \' |2 u6 q; K& \; I
你小心睇路 9 F. ], `; w; y- n* |$ F
You go to street carefully
. I- p6 l5 n; f- U; q1 W3 [你出街小心D。 " x8 J7 _! r: T
Do the world % [: W1 }& K+ r, \! D9 u
做世界 。 " W$ P" H8 K. Z
Big tea rice ( ^, ?/ O' J) M2 l7 o
大茶饭 。 7 d- ^4 W9 o" u$ R% w% A$ c
American chinese not enough.
) J! |& i3 o4 S) ^% h: t美中不足。 3 C+ S7 M) f' _* l+ N- E5 H* I9 a
King eight egg. $ @+ d" {2 m8 E! T: D5 J
王八蛋 - Q* j; q' B8 z; `, D! v
High hand. + S/ P" W: c* V  N8 {0 Q7 o5 N7 O
高手
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Old dot.   w) b* Q; k; _6 Y
老点   t( F  M- t( D! A3 ]8 _( Z% @
One old water
3 @$ q" q' H7 k( w9 W一旧水 8 U3 Q; l2 ~* z/ l
I know your mouse.
( S3 [# L! F1 N. Y% x, F8 v我识你老鼠！ 0 y+ U5 w% f* v: _  U  O. e+ s
Measure water/Pound water.
. Q8 j' }: x% ?! a/ q4 K磅水 1 ^  n/ T6 @/ y, X, H9 u5 I) S
A dragon service.
# _  E3 O& u) j一条龙服务
5 \$ y9 k: F; }. q- W& LPump water.
! [& F3 p# w, q  T****
, s; K* D8 G- c6 b  ~: N% @I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 k, ~& P& r+ b3 \  ^9 D
我吹鸡打你班友。 + m/ B% M; i) ?/ Y0 l  C
You jump building.
1 C/ [2 z+ l: n6 d) F你跳楼啦。 ' I" A! R$ C# Y5 ~
You come back home and eat banana 0 c0 \! r; U4 e& e9 y
你返屋企食蕉啦 3 A* ~$ N, ]* l9 P1 f2 n
I give you a hair.
2 _  B5 D8 h2 ^2 ^4 E我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin # y+ }9 O( f( g! w0 i
收皮 5 v8 F% {. C6 q, M, Y1 Q9 ~# N
Collect father & i1 F$ U; O; z1 k& Y, h
收爹
3 D. r4 i8 z: S8 }0 fYou give me collect father. 3 V4 ^& B, O* H; g$ m* y( j3 I/ p
你同我收爹！
3 u! K4 n' N! o+ u4 e9 v. Z4 iLaugh die me.
5 A8 Q. @4 W/ h5 e$ H( i笑死我。
# ^* k4 z9 ~" I  ]* C; HYou give me stop. ( |( q% A) A# @0 Q( G+ y$ q8 x
你同我企系度。
4 V- {" \0 z1 X( G8 U7 e+ ~Eight woman   t0 f: b) l/ K
八婆
3 ^7 g# _# F+ b$ J/ gEight woman,you are good! ! H9 l" y- M0 w# ~
八婆，你好o野!
9 {7 h  w% |* W  E) G- y: Y+ w% KWhat the spring do you do? 9 S) C1 e! l9 J, F/ v& Q  U5 B
你搞乜春啊?
* _) b$ G# t  e: IA dog of eating dung 7 \+ H5 d* }1 ?9 L$ X
食屎狗 6 v8 K/ L; m, M3 g
A ghost of ass
  G5 E+ H6 y# j9 r屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
; X0 d! _4 D  ?3 `" f都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

  Y- c, `7 d- d

# l( Q; B, O. W( Y( rtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......5 M4 q4 y& y: Y8 W+ t
this is not hong kong style english.....& H& r2 ^! I* f5 B
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
! j6 j' t6 Q" Ri've already ban this shit...4 ^$ l8 k  b0 d' J  Y% s& f
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.