香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
# J9 }! W& U+ S, @; c甘多人死，唔见你死。 $ `: L' P, C- p( b1 J7 O7 ?
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? . n" n$ t: v$ p5 h* g: u
你教我以后点出嚟行?
# D' o5 V+ r* q2 @* m) Q& S3 D3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 2 t- V8 d- m/ R/ u' O
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
1 N3 C* [8 K- ~4 C2 L1 _8 a4 "I saw a pork chop"
& s& _$ {4 W7 A' Z4 G3 S我见到件猪扒啊。
8 U# Q: w, r! g8 g5 Are you road?
  Y. K- W8 ~/ d+ P你系咪路啊？
/ o% e$ A. ~& E' h6 l8 D- u6 What the water are you?
$ \9 Y1 X8 k- l3 q* q/ Z- T* h你系乜水啊？ : D+ w+ J: j: O% x/ }
7 Do you big me?   z& z2 x2 ], ~% T( B' V/ X
你大我啊？ ; F( o& l+ _  ]/ B$ D( E7 K
8 Zebra chops people. ( b% i7 L  _; @7 \/ j& J" F0 ?
班马劈友。 / n5 F9 B! j6 Q5 a. m
9 The king of the cutting girl.
0 A! k2 D3 E/ v界女王。 $ `2 y/ t9 M: L4 _* J+ Q% q+ W
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
. \4 y5 Y$ Z, a/ o$ r$ ~: B) V批我个头俾你当凳坐。 9 F. v% a% i+ N! h0 |: T+ Y
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
0 w0 r5 C% c% ]; `6 [0 q% H, u你当我无到？
4 l# c$ k" l# N) N7 H) b12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. $ p, q! `" W/ v( s8 [
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ , h- Q* \1 ^# @2 T
13 Today I was very black son. 4 X5 O# O* [8 s" @5 s
今日我好黑仔。   B# r# f) S6 |2 O5 f, ^
14 I am wearing grass.
" J. x; p( y  X3 ^. e% P我着紧草。 4 C) n$ y4 }; ~: A5 d
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
9 |& T0 ~& g$ [9 A# t$ K你未够班同我讲数！ 3 i3 f7 v# c& b6 {- w/ A8 y4 O
16 Two beat six.
) \' T. l7 n3 M; A2 n9 D二打六
6 z# ~- i- L7 U# `+ h. W17 Two five son. % ?* K+ o5 n3 ?6 }+ t5 W
二五仔
: g9 v+ F% L* O2 T: U4 l18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 6 D% f) O: ?4 A
琴琴青 7 n2 H. a) L3 S* O
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 # [  j( d7 @# h. v
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ % d, k' t9 {2 u* G0 {" E/ F
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
6 q% s, N# t+ B1 k2 O蠢蠢欲動 。
% h1 h  b; `- x# D- F21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
/ F8 O* N8 p2 |  A# x8 s人山人海 。
& M; X* N% Q: @  d& s$ [2 m) d5 Z22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
6 I. z, f5 _2 @你算老幾?
) @/ i" Q/ X" N6 H23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 1 [) I' V( l4 F; x# _
你講乜鬼?
3 v& X6 y4 d( e2 a) c% \" F$ Q24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 8 W' q% Y# O6 n4 z- t2 _9 i: y
我驚你有牙！
3 o& l. P- t: g5 O7 h" E1 E25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　   d3 i  X6 A! a0 T6 |2 t1 K
心花怒放。   
: K; ?3 N, S4 b, w: A7 ZFish skin
, O8 T8 V7 ]: B6 J  h鱼皮 。
4 j1 ~- @; `. \  Y8 \Monster of blowing water. 1 ]5 p! R: n. o! [) D3 t) l; v
吹水怪。 , [0 u! m2 n0 e  ?5 l- @2 j
Face green green ; v: }1 ]+ o7 C& y3 Q' |( ~
面青青。
/ x% Z# B! H* F9 vYou see road carefully " Q8 Q/ Y% D2 b2 o
你小心睇路 " F  c3 U' H4 P. Q( j/ ]
You go to street carefully
: k! z9 \4 X( Q& V* K你出街小心D。
. U6 s' l; t. D; f2 d0 B$ PDo the world
, G  [, O" j7 S' S% D  Y/ ]. W做世界 。
5 R2 T# C3 B+ }7 fBig tea rice
# `0 H* K9 R: Z- ]) h' K大茶饭 。
- H( _2 E% M0 R; S9 e2 ^0 jAmerican chinese not enough.
' ^1 t* H! r; [8 _美中不足。
, e% Y/ k3 x  l0 Y! W4 fKing eight egg.
: R' r) `' a/ g' z8 a) e$ Q王八蛋 , b; v$ K0 |# p# @
High hand.
, \: d. p1 @# C9 ?& B$ N3 c高手
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4 X- E+ C2 r0 Z# b  j, ]Old dot.
1 i0 o- [; t. [) ~老点 1 B0 O; D4 h: h4 f) t
One old water
7 x) m; U& Q' ^& K1 F% |一旧水
$ `1 E% k5 ]  I( HI know your mouse. 6 t4 w5 d2 \1 `, h' S$ L
我识你老鼠！
7 ]( m  @' e) Z! W4 gMeasure water/Pound water. 4 C$ [+ S2 @) {3 z9 }6 ?
磅水 ) v$ A" M3 T& [2 c. |
A dragon service.
2 d! U: c9 I# ~1 h, U; m# J一条龙服务 8 Y0 ~! o8 }' {; g: F& i
Pump water. 8 v1 I6 B9 m( ?: ?4 u
****
3 \6 p5 T9 U( l) fI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
1 R# Y* }3 ^% o! B8 K我吹鸡打你班友。 , F% h8 t3 C7 k1 V
You jump building. / C( L# V$ c, `( x8 n6 h9 f
你跳楼啦。 8 C7 E! [  \7 q& J; L$ n" \) ]
You come back home and eat banana
% L0 P) P/ s4 M( f  U你返屋企食蕉啦 - j$ L; T, ]0 ^
I give you a hair.
- H- ~5 L' C  I0 q1 a我俾条毛你ar! , g/ k- E* n* _! u) K- c

" h: W# M$ |; r3 d# U& M5 X( bCollect skin 4 t, W: C: `* |; t
收皮 ) F7 P8 ?9 L2 H' L( k
Collect father 6 ]/ `3 i) C6 a0 T6 `
收爹
: ]: a# M: f# ZYou give me collect father.
2 g& S. u/ {, w! w3 j+ ~你同我收爹！ ( D; W. C  A3 L  d. o' y
Laugh die me.
+ `  H7 Z" x; q0 J/ w7 @笑死我。
3 c8 e8 t3 x9 @  t- k1 {; OYou give me stop.   W" v# [- v& h
你同我企系度。 , C$ t! T3 w# i8 y7 n
Eight woman ( R4 M" V3 L% S. q* Q2 T
八婆
# Q* ?6 j8 v3 D- M+ mEight woman,you are good!
6 h% x* k: {9 P  L0 S2 \1 N' l- Q八婆，你好o野! * X+ k3 _7 O6 ?$ H# P
What the spring do you do? , |( T1 w8 T9 g% S5 `0 b- n0 d) f
你搞乜春啊?
+ K, p7 \7 c+ j& y4 Z1 x1 A) k0 |A dog of eating dung
4 j/ s- u/ A# k$ j  f) u食屎狗 . [- x) a$ u2 ^  @/ T8 W
A ghost of ass
9 W3 j) _3 F" C" R屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
) t9 U0 A5 ^6 k8 b/ V  f都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

8 {7 e0 p4 k% i, R4 w  n( v4 }# U0 P, C
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....... C0 R. A8 y5 d& G, O$ \0 ?
this is not hong kong style english.....
8 c/ t' S- A4 S* ythis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
7 b' x) X9 u3 A5 b- s0 T) F  Yi've already ban this shit...
6 V( M$ H4 E" k. z8 g$ Sdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.