香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
+ M# X% ]7 \  M7 \; n  }  ]" r甘多人死，唔见你死。
! j$ X1 G7 Z# o! j+ Z2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ) ]& U4 \/ \4 b' N, Z9 T% e
你教我以后点出嚟行?
3 I2 k, _. D! i# r/ s3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 4 f  n9 {4 J& e* }& s9 `
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 7 E  s7 G6 L+ O0 ?1 _7 d2 i* s
4 "I saw a pork chop" 3 A7 E/ f- a( d2 L# u7 Z
我见到件猪扒啊。   B, A* o+ e7 g# F& D% k5 a& R
5 Are you road? * y9 A3 a9 }& U" e7 F: d# J, C
你系咪路啊？ 0 q& W: m& @3 p* j0 l" q8 v0 x5 a
6 What the water are you?
5 ?+ J! @& h1 x6 c& X8 o( R) g/ g9 Q你系乜水啊？
8 @3 l) j  T( B. W9 U2 X7 Do you big me?
4 b: L0 P  r2 P8 E/ e你大我啊？ 9 b; J9 G! }8 P; a4 ^
8 Zebra chops people. + A0 P2 `7 i1 X: ]9 P, f
班马劈友。   v0 J6 M! T. k" \6 u
9 The king of the cutting girl. 0 k# z; h; q! M6 M4 S4 S0 m
界女王。
3 x* g8 E" w1 K, D8 Q10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
( _& e- A1 R4 O" i) v批我个头俾你当凳坐。 2 f. ^& U2 R  @9 s
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
5 }* G$ J9 u8 r# S( `8 L你当我无到？ $ x4 `, A4 \7 e$ m0 a1 G
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 5 o( S8 H7 e# E2 @/ H$ q
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
2 y- Q; r- {( k( `% A' N# u- p13 Today I was very black son.
4 t8 z- B$ N8 U/ _" e+ d今日我好黑仔。 ) F7 A) f! U" p% m0 t
14 I am wearing grass. - p, [1 e, w/ Q- }. |
我着紧草。 ' Q/ {3 q1 I* j! r# |
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
, ^; D6 Q  z% J2 B( a8 h. _你未够班同我讲数！ 1 g# t- A* h- i# y! k- e& \% S
16 Two beat six. 3 s; f- q, C2 X5 A, O+ @( D) X
二打六 ! w/ ?/ K% M, L0 }3 e9 U  v
17 Two five son.
  c' E* D/ H: L6 g# K& h二五仔 + {8 e5 r+ \4 C# {/ T7 j/ C
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
3 T% W" u  s/ y4 f2 R琴琴青
6 ^# X3 r* |1 a19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
8 b8 m7 [! G: n, E, p我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 9 Z/ v, S  T3 E7 _( T" S
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 & J2 b2 H' k6 c& y; d  g5 L
蠢蠢欲動 。
* J, K4 A* o0 ], m1 f1 O' y) M21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
/ P+ J6 t+ _4 t, Q! e人山人海 。
4 i* r' O+ ^% q22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
9 O7 U8 w3 |, p  M" w8 I你算老幾?
2 K7 p8 h* S& C23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　   f, J, v+ o$ ^5 t
你講乜鬼? " d/ D# L* B. ^' G
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
0 I: H3 i/ w+ e- L9 E9 }, o8 O* M我驚你有牙！
8 b' r5 I# n/ i$ {3 f25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
% S3 y- t+ H# V! W; ~# S2 D. }1 o$ z心花怒放。   
2 r3 s- P5 ~: P9 F! I# NFish skin 9 t1 m8 z$ x2 p! t: \
鱼皮 。
  P, e' Q7 z# _* b6 g" @" rMonster of blowing water.
, _: n$ j. O8 {6 O2 R吹水怪。 % n3 m: x- |7 s& m/ x0 X( H4 R& f
Face green green & z% J; k7 p, U. H
面青青。 2 P6 e( B% z- O" x
You see road carefully
& B+ H- V9 q8 `2 W你小心睇路 6 o5 |9 c3 t6 c  k& ~3 f+ A! v
You go to street carefully
# i, W( a* b9 K) }+ t9 z你出街小心D。 * \2 V1 L/ K1 P
Do the world
% b6 m9 G6 ^) p& u# J3 G  q做世界 。
+ @1 l6 J8 `& {& j* F3 ?3 L9 PBig tea rice & Y: N, j- j, d- O4 D
大茶饭 。 0 ~; T5 M7 }$ [! L, P  O1 l6 o$ u
American chinese not enough. $ ~8 Q" j# K- u: H
美中不足。 " E$ o, p3 }  m. P# S& H
King eight egg. + l( a9 d: ]; ^' a
王八蛋
0 C/ J8 k" ~. S) UHigh hand.
# X3 \( q$ c+ ~9 I高手
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Old dot.
: V: r4 X/ {( R老点
" K8 N6 R5 B0 G$ N1 |0 kOne old water
7 @% Y( Q9 W4 g一旧水
/ v* n' X; |, rI know your mouse. $ _5 G5 [1 X/ t8 |
我识你老鼠！
% }2 Z0 p4 y0 P+ P9 t  |Measure water/Pound water. 1 s' S) a, h* k  B4 F; Q
磅水 $ _. i  A2 O* ^! I4 ^/ G" n
A dragon service. ; E2 C3 {4 ~/ i0 ^" W4 {) W
一条龙服务
! |4 @! B! X: Y+ w$ Z4 C4 v2 RPump water.
, S# u) _) z2 r( t****
& u# u. o1 X2 [1 z% zI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. + z3 @/ A4 S  T) ?
我吹鸡打你班友。 % W, z9 k! U& t
You jump building.
6 w5 Z9 ?6 x! z- u你跳楼啦。
, E2 B/ U8 d% N- k; yYou come back home and eat banana 5 N8 l8 ]3 ?. F" E( O
你返屋企食蕉啦
: n+ ~( d, G9 N" t: [. TI give you a hair.
5 s. B# |7 t! E( Z4 S我俾条毛你ar! / P# X6 \0 N' _/ }5 d" ?
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Collect skin ( `& e( y9 [9 `# \
收皮
" ?! a+ ~* K6 C% h9 n& `Collect father   i+ C/ A$ u- Z: W& T' }
收爹 6 F: [& i/ H/ A9 j
You give me collect father.
4 V1 Z+ b/ [6 s你同我收爹！ 2 M/ N" k( h1 O2 B- Z
Laugh die me.
$ }5 V$ w4 m$ L/ x' V笑死我。 & e6 @3 \3 b( ~0 p
You give me stop. 1 {/ `! n9 v6 L9 Q& r. h
你同我企系度。 " J; O$ u; t, J
Eight woman ( ~% J! b0 _6 I+ ?. h5 V) [
八婆
/ k. p' \7 C9 _- G  H: B0 l7 PEight woman,you are good!
" A% j/ U$ s$ y八婆，你好o野!
# I. ]# `2 s/ S0 f0 i2 m3 PWhat the spring do you do?
8 I) E5 w; I/ b+ n你搞乜春啊?
  V8 O1 p2 p' J) K7 pA dog of eating dung
2 G; L7 d5 U/ f9 `& ?3 M& N食屎狗
( i. Y$ \% e  A, ?4 X, Y# M3 w2 s$ K! oA ghost of ass
* J( |. b& u1 h, K) V屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....6 e+ A& o% Q7 V8 B" B
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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, [' e; I, _) ?, w$ e8 k$ wtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......4 E  c" ~. g$ B! S/ y
this is not hong kong style english.....1 k6 |9 _" `# U6 p( @
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....8 {" w1 z7 r6 [  B
i've already ban this shit...3 z: e1 ]. y+ V+ z
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.