香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. $ `4 ~& C8 V+ Y& X0 l; u9 u
甘多人死，唔见你死。
+ u8 ^3 j  Q8 S! B2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? + n0 `. f+ d( [' G
你教我以后点出嚟行? 9 I5 e2 x/ G! H3 B3 t. t2 K$ Y
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. - W' G: Z: p$ U* @9 z- S
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 & E/ E' Q$ D" r. V1 b( a- [$ l
4 "I saw a pork chop" 8 G0 \; e+ k% Q5 {9 U, D0 x" D. ^
我见到件猪扒啊。
, _0 v9 O  L9 X; [! C, c# N' g5 Are you road?
- C3 X  s- J& p! K你系咪路啊？ 6 Y$ l0 P' C6 E  g; P4 K
6 What the water are you? : ]0 B6 j# }: v2 @/ F
你系乜水啊？
  ]5 y3 e1 R" p, z' g4 D# q- w7 Do you big me?
' e$ s  f7 B6 m9 J" Q) P5 k) f你大我啊？
% Q7 R7 t. W( @. q. b- J8 Zebra chops people. ' M; `+ |! E7 y
班马劈友。
( q: [0 `, z& W2 N: R% k& k  Z) K9 The king of the cutting girl. # J- G- m) G& t9 w, Y; d" s
界女王。 & C1 n0 l+ D* O+ z! m! z  D
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. $ n! p! T1 p4 k7 N) n
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 - t& Y. {' b$ ]/ |
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
; L6 n$ ~3 t5 j% n3 V+ T" T你当我无到？ 6 t& Q; O7 h7 B2 F% c
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   n, v* P- k* ]; ^: r5 O+ o
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ , E5 s% a6 ~% M. K
13 Today I was very black son.
1 N( F8 \5 p' K5 g1 s; Y: x今日我好黑仔。
, h$ a7 B) k" f3 {/ n14 I am wearing grass.
( C! a# E. r: y; g# W( T: C. L我着紧草。
  r. M; G, z5 K" @* u( o15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! . r( n% Z0 E  _
你未够班同我讲数！ ; X. M3 J' D9 H8 x
16 Two beat six. 9 \: O) S4 \. V
二打六 5 z4 [+ `0 r3 p3 V% R: ?) w5 E5 H
17 Two five son.
4 N' {+ a, M. D7 g+ \" A' g, C二五仔 2 l7 H1 g, L9 w' v' g
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 9 b' w7 c+ v# C
琴琴青
. [1 ^( o( r" o: N19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 + F3 k0 e! p8 K. H
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 9 c4 H9 v+ j9 [; \8 P% s
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
1 Q4 v9 j& c4 ?& C6 `' k蠢蠢欲動 。
* ]+ c" s% K* k+ p; \6 \8 `8 b$ k21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
8 U  O& P: T% B7 [$ K人山人海 。
/ T, s$ B" t5 F8 f22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
# D# R+ _. K. d你算老幾?
8 Y5 G0 @4 y9 ^# t% g# |3 g23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
$ A! b. e% l- I; c. D  k你講乜鬼?
0 c% C( x- G+ r9 G& v24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ; n" x6 I, v2 J  U7 [
我驚你有牙！ % f2 B! V6 A& Y2 I1 B
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
0 i( _  G7 U+ G( ~7 A1 K+ V/ J心花怒放。   
9 k3 G$ p! ]7 e( |/ Z1 q" m% CFish skin ' T. T8 e- ~2 R4 ~
鱼皮 。   T: q5 r0 q1 ~# w& k
Monster of blowing water. & ?& d& [0 l, y& J9 c4 s
吹水怪。 ; w+ z2 j* f4 X: K0 l0 c  Z- ]
Face green green
7 [5 ?  {: j0 c& b* t面青青。
/ F. v4 q6 x$ _) i5 O5 ?; _You see road carefully
, v3 d  m  ^) a; z5 I. M! @# ]你小心睇路 9 ]) S% `8 a$ W# k$ u4 K
You go to street carefully
8 L$ V5 S1 ~$ B. H) H你出街小心D。 ; d8 e1 [9 o* x) T4 \+ w! g/ P
Do the world
# [7 I4 ]8 P+ _' s做世界 。
! `; a) ?( q8 u( p& z8 S$ nBig tea rice
/ D( ?9 g- y3 N' Q& m4 d9 T大茶饭 。
1 ?, J" c$ s- a! C! o6 F4 cAmerican chinese not enough.
) T  G% B1 y9 Y; ^! }; e美中不足。 5 A+ |0 x. w! c+ j
King eight egg. ; G3 F- C  w- o2 _
王八蛋
6 X/ ^  g7 ]8 u4 Z6 Y: _# xHigh hand. : T( b3 n4 [$ Z: I. D
高手 ' h7 x  n; C- [2 u7 R- Z& \
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Old dot.
3 ~* {. S$ u5 W# K& X6 m; a7 j老点
7 z2 z8 v" B* ~0 bOne old water / D1 {. `0 D3 a
一旧水 * d+ [( ~) ~: `  c0 X" J
I know your mouse. 6 @% o+ ~3 K3 U+ x, H5 |
我识你老鼠！
& x' W. D( i  `; K5 O6 DMeasure water/Pound water. 0 s3 n- G, ], Y4 l
磅水 . P* ]4 ]- U) b1 n/ R4 b6 O0 R
A dragon service. . h% M; n, R5 K& i  d
一条龙服务
" B* z2 s' w3 O7 Z5 q/ mPump water. ; c9 h9 D0 Q$ g( S& z) ~
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. $ J& c$ ?7 ^8 P9 s4 B' ]
我吹鸡打你班友。
! K) b. F1 w* F, U2 {5 a7 `You jump building.
8 Z$ d' E( B. }你跳楼啦。 ) V. @# H+ S" {% z6 e
You come back home and eat banana
0 o: W1 c9 G5 `+ n! U你返屋企食蕉啦 % Z7 y' ~9 X1 N( i
I give you a hair. * {, D( e0 Z4 h. X3 b
我俾条毛你ar!
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& }" w! E$ }' p5 F9 b2 `Collect skin
/ S) H$ N+ D& g5 ]3 E6 d% Z收皮
+ A4 H' d; s# p+ J5 W3 U) B% ZCollect father : ~+ a, t) p6 i6 `0 Q$ ~" P
收爹
% f! n/ I/ k$ L. `0 a4 tYou give me collect father. . Y& p% `0 s% ]7 C7 U
你同我收爹！ ! T( N2 J* p3 |# a3 @
Laugh die me.
) J0 X: O- o, `2 O( X* {笑死我。
+ o9 @+ x8 u; E8 ^$ _. GYou give me stop. 5 ~1 G* V; e& n8 L; ?0 d) f! v) F
你同我企系度。
. G) |8 `6 D: Z7 O2 d$ ~( z  dEight woman 9 X5 \. ?# m7 \% [' N, `; t) x
八婆 $ u7 x/ K+ h0 \8 V  k7 U% k
Eight woman,you are good! / S: B9 M  V9 i  J
八婆，你好o野!
" V& I6 m# [' Y" k) y3 vWhat the spring do you do? % ^. ~3 f! [- X8 K3 x7 h  p
你搞乜春啊?
$ A/ r& C1 {. }# c; S0 W7 tA dog of eating dung # [$ y1 z, j/ K
食屎狗
. g) c5 E( \' ]- Z2 [A ghost of ass 3 D' N2 ^+ K% Z3 R: }6 J+ t
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....0 A% H1 [& D: q* M
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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2 F. W4 M0 O$ rtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
( V% i$ E! v- U( B! gthis is not hong kong style english.....
, X" L4 v8 g. B: e0 Nthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....% Y$ r8 K% f% ?. C! [9 f" x
i've already ban this shit...
) F" L4 R8 Y; B0 R% a7 J1 \don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.