香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
- Q) q4 b/ C- G5 W1 h" V, t甘多人死，唔见你死。 $ O+ Q9 |- G4 z: s, D
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 9 }( v& ^: x* R) N- e2 n  D
你教我以后点出嚟行? * S: v( Y& |! C) o4 T
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
0 t& x3 o8 u1 r2 J# ^如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 & R& ]/ w( p  j; v+ g
4 "I saw a pork chop"
2 e1 F+ _. Z$ y7 J我见到件猪扒啊。
$ Q" z8 }! s1 ]. ~' W5 Are you road? + f- r  f1 q9 B4 z* S+ Z
你系咪路啊？
: C, s) T' z( v/ a# q' c6 What the water are you? # Z$ A4 Y7 F' v: t/ A
你系乜水啊？ 5 T( y9 s; g! b. N6 \0 K
7 Do you big me?
* h0 m% u# C0 v你大我啊？
8 [7 m( \& {" G8 Zebra chops people.
9 d. L+ a# i/ P3 }8 X班马劈友。 + v3 w1 h: b4 A
9 The king of the cutting girl.
' F: y3 e+ N: v$ t界女王。
6 A) ?: S7 t: e; S4 b8 |( R+ i. M% \10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 8 W; f! l; }4 i
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
3 N7 j4 C$ Z4 W% S6 @$ l11 Do you think me didn't arrive? , q) x4 H( D" k$ E; o4 H
你当我无到？ 9 H- N2 t; C2 l
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 9 R6 q0 g$ ~  o3 ~* }# G, ^! C4 d
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 2 o! h6 e3 J* X7 W0 y, N
13 Today I was very black son. ( _' e) K! e8 f# p
今日我好黑仔。 " w' j/ G) w' N
14 I am wearing grass. " `. u* ~6 x4 h. L1 T4 @. f
我着紧草。 ) U' d  O  q# e7 A, o1 p1 c
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
" }" J9 }5 P& l; _你未够班同我讲数！
3 V; A, h3 ~, ^' @; g16 Two beat six.
- e" f- |- J  M4 U8 I# H二打六 / j3 v( m' h2 c+ H
17 Two five son.
$ L1 Y/ T; @+ N5 Y3 ?二五仔 5 l  j0 ?4 i( h! I4 y# i0 j6 ^
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
$ I5 R6 h, C1 I1 p6 h+ q& C7 _' B琴琴青 . v. \. X& e+ J2 S! X
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
8 p0 X& b9 s. _# }6 E0 w我俾D顏色你睇睇！ . k) q- _4 d* N, a, k$ E1 E& {
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
/ y- T% H4 O' s1 q3 Y# k蠢蠢欲動 。 # ~" O+ K, _4 h. z
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
5 i2 ^( o7 ]9 f: d1 G人山人海 。
6 h0 E' V0 M5 D22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
0 X2 ~- i( O! e: ~3 x: C你算老幾?
1 J0 h" f3 V6 o; ]23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
4 q1 f9 Q" ~: M' {8 H" C你講乜鬼?
9 H5 }& m3 {5 d# i! g! H! D' [6 ?( l24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
. A: ?% f, ?* O我驚你有牙！
& l( c4 B- V" V# o( v- ?4 o25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 1 S8 f- _4 }: Q, O5 q. n$ O; W
心花怒放。   
+ a) l$ [6 D3 kFish skin 3 a: R; l/ U, R4 v7 \! f
鱼皮 。
& P3 Z7 @( }8 O3 t  BMonster of blowing water. 6 r% U( A$ I# P" L* |" n
吹水怪。 5 M% ]5 Z" q4 B, D+ \
Face green green
' ]4 k4 b) h3 E! _面青青。
) G6 [$ |3 e) W! ]/ d+ D# T- p- uYou see road carefully
  h, [1 A3 p4 W4 h5 ]9 V你小心睇路
0 H: [% f) b8 rYou go to street carefully 2 `! _% h/ o: x9 {
你出街小心D。
* ?/ ?( S1 J1 g3 x9 R- HDo the world
: X7 B1 W  X  e! @8 x5 D做世界 。 0 p% p2 T8 z1 s. \
Big tea rice " u, v5 v8 [# g4 V2 {3 ~. C* L
大茶饭 。 4 Y; C: [" V# X$ A" P4 u# ~
American chinese not enough. * t0 y- B/ o7 L* e9 o  h% x7 q# X5 ?( r
美中不足。 1 x" x) [" t0 I3 v
King eight egg.
5 b1 ]; Z/ _. J3 ]/ g王八蛋
8 `/ R& O: t1 N6 g  f( i6 _High hand. # _: p' p! d* Y
高手
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% f( \0 w0 f& G1 S8 w. POld dot.
: T. T! Q, S1 L" B$ l9 a6 b老点 . b. L' C- |4 c4 \6 j; A
One old water
7 [8 t" P3 v5 ?/ J( J7 h一旧水 $ I- ~$ f4 V& l: ]$ p4 l( _+ A/ p
I know your mouse.
7 P9 N0 v8 q) C- d  K* \& i( p* [4 i我识你老鼠！
" R1 r$ ?0 {( H/ _5 n, c3 qMeasure water/Pound water.
( Y* Y# {) `" V* O. P* Y6 ^磅水
7 Y. l6 l6 ^( s; V: p. a# yA dragon service. % o$ @' c0 v. o7 E: R% K' j6 D/ @8 _  G
一条龙服务 - ~& D+ f4 u  ~; e* ?  G$ I
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. - L) ?- C. }6 E" ]- `/ P
我吹鸡打你班友。 # c% O( Z; q' X% E# B. q6 S8 Z
You jump building. . i9 ?. c" c3 ^# n' @7 |
你跳楼啦。 + I: N' `% I! R/ P" h4 W( T
You come back home and eat banana
) o( s7 c8 n! V7 a" i2 Z1 r你返屋企食蕉啦
0 V+ ]# C3 n: V: m- V7 vI give you a hair.
' J* y6 \- N2 f我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin 4 g1 ~2 ?3 V' K% _
收皮 % b+ Z3 G' \4 |6 L8 x! K
Collect father
/ F+ M  ]4 U$ A( F收爹 1 E! ~4 M! e" n1 P5 z
You give me collect father.
1 w% E7 P% A! O1 k- O0 }" |你同我收爹！ ( V: }* z% `8 ^% T0 h) n' `6 Z+ ^
Laugh die me.
3 _: ]" u2 t. U$ T) S& D笑死我。 9 X# o5 b4 Z+ K. F
You give me stop.
% d! L9 _" n: b2 _你同我企系度。
# ?3 d6 K* F' [' f  o7 S! \Eight woman
( J) h$ `% r" @: o八婆 ' A) E2 J; `7 z; C
Eight woman,you are good!
0 z2 y0 e# b' G& F八婆，你好o野!
8 I5 N6 e; J( S- }0 Y, HWhat the spring do you do? ! O% f) ?2 B( Q2 C1 r
你搞乜春啊? ) T. g9 S% c& j) _, l7 B( R
A dog of eating dung
4 U, Z3 V. J% f( V  i3 L+ s( G食屎狗
: A3 Y- g5 R; C# s0 JA ghost of ass
7 M  ^2 r- |: \屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
9 R  b; p5 a2 q都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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& }( V) d3 N# O! ]2 Rtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
8 M6 p1 V! A9 w9 u6 B8 `this is not hong kong style english.....; g5 N2 q; F2 L7 y
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....7 N4 r4 R) ~+ D2 H& q. m* n
i've already ban this shit...
0 i" l. K6 D4 g9 P" {6 xdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.