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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  4 \: G6 c* d1 L; R" }, W
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' V' `8 p. L6 U: t' M* Q$ z/ q4 r% sPiano piano green 琴琴青 6 V T4 }8 e& o6 u( G
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 4 e3 ~/ O) j0 r3 Y0 d
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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4 N3 r( k" ]" d5 {/ }7 \I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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- |+ T, h: `( Z1 @$ J A+ W- yFish skin~魚皮 。
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4 L! o4 \* r. _( qFall on a street@@ 。 4 [2 u7 a' }$ j* o# u4 j' o+ _# w
1 P, P4 B, B- W, P/ T$ Q5 ?+ h( dfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水- {1 Y/ D0 L( E3 S
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 M; D6 ^# J9 X# F* I5 L2 A
5 ?1 x" T# D3 z8 s# v0 R* oI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" C' c; j B6 R$ ]1 ?我吹雞打你班友 。
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3 l8 u8 j0 K, W5 ] zStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 " S, V8 l! R9 y: L+ K
^* V, R' S5 u# M' s) c9 N' k0 _Face green green臉青青 。
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( w ^* e! i# e* e"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" : X/ j* `! s) A5 O. w: a" m. F
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ! x F) }; Y( b) Y6 u0 F8 J0 e1 C
9 ?2 A) w& ~6 T& ^8 U& w7 q# w, NYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 / n9 T+ L d8 \# D5 [7 d
1 x7 O, o) o0 A9 f9 i; VYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 , L+ S& S: L) C: e* i0 [$ w6 s( A
( }& }1 P% C1 f/ i/ y# iAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 3 A' G$ U5 e& D/ x) U
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 5 k# C1 R" \8 M q$ K9 z: n; o5 u
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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) C3 K9 e8 \- I$ j8 A: DWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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4 U8 F8 X6 l+ w8 CWhere are you come from?你邊度架? & z u$ ^+ E" T
* G L; c3 ~$ b. K+ W W! ]4 hDo you big me?你大我呀?
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- a4 M, C8 G8 P9 i- X( w- UZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 4 Q' Y* N% J/ {" V
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 6 V0 S w; i/ w; H: y
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ( M. t. Z- B, w& M4 H
! e! ^/ T ?* h& R. x* nCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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! f% S" v3 s. ]. I+ rI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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. t+ Y3 E1 m3 }& V! ]Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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+ W1 v5 d, O( |/ n+ I y. ?+ nLaugh die me.笑死我。 ' j8 b* u% s7 S0 U. C& e# I
2 W: R) {: E3 LYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 : O5 g2 Y0 j! z1 s
9 g, n& f Z9 C, LHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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& u$ Y" A$ _ ^ dYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 5 {4 x7 D/ c& y, U
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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' B* ~) v W* Q5 i5 f* x6 [: `Eight woman八婆 ( c5 O# Z8 `5 i z" g
" e: Z- M3 d( ~1 t7 f/ J! s5 w1 H4 h! UEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ( x4 U! J8 f8 }2 ?
; X8 R2 }5 X0 o( }+ M3 RKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 2 U4 |; L/ M2 M( P1 \
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 + R2 z8 S: F+ u: N+ L- N1 y2 T' p
( h3 {! j/ `: ?5 J4 j$ {I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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8 ^1 C4 G# d. CHigh hand.高手
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8 c) l* `' N) [. n4 z# g) f, M4 T+ KA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 , [- a! r M/ h0 ^# [
s5 N$ N6 r1 u) }6 D% cGood mother.好娘
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: b+ c! x/ T8 V3 l3 ZYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 8 N( r/ p4 U+ _$ H
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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( Z4 b% e4 i* w+ [# p( c4 |What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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! j% u% K( i0 gA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ( l* ?+ q8 v6 @8 _& N. _5 W
+ A$ x4 E$ K. Z& M$ G( l8 e3 M4 mA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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, I. U: p* \' U7 G; DMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 i8 [7 a. v: e* A$ A2 z
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 & X) S2 e3 }2 C
! i$ ~6 H1 v l5 eHold hold water.楂楂水
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& w$ P6 f( k* K% s. tPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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