香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. / s$ }" a/ |6 z3 E5 F* X- d
甘多人死，唔见你死。
1 M6 f" R8 q: W4 r0 ^' |' E2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
8 r7 W( R. J2 p/ ^& q你教我以后点出嚟行?
" R) ^+ K+ Q0 ^" U2 t& m' E2 O' y3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 0 |1 v( |0 A4 v. p% M% r
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ; w! ^/ C# A3 a# ]- y! q! Q
4 "I saw a pork chop"
+ o, V4 Z" r* S4 z. I我见到件猪扒啊。
2 V1 o  K7 E/ [5 Are you road?
6 N* Z9 D+ n0 y8 ~5 r: J你系咪路啊？ $ q$ Z1 }1 a5 V) X0 x
6 What the water are you? ; o2 m) J, Z7 n
你系乜水啊？ . S/ B% i) X9 ^* y. x: h3 u
7 Do you big me?
  q2 L+ T3 M" F' \7 M1 u你大我啊？
8 A6 N# R, b5 p8 Zebra chops people.
7 G9 u; x; [; l6 p0 t班马劈友。
& {2 D" b$ q6 y* l4 ]; k* q9 The king of the cutting girl. 0 G; R4 C& z: B9 F
界女王。
  F  f6 T6 w4 T4 s) P10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. " A' Q0 ^0 ^* {
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
& L/ ^. d+ ?$ h8 i% U7 [: r11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 V" z5 ~8 D! d* R
你当我无到？
/ q" B2 M3 u% h1 P6 I) R  B2 d12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ' ~6 I/ p. v2 l" f
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
: M6 P% }$ |( B) G8 d13 Today I was very black son. . h4 F- n0 w9 J8 l5 S% d
今日我好黑仔。 / V- R+ y4 m7 i& J
14 I am wearing grass. . y, M5 z  s8 g8 y& U+ y" _
我着紧草。 - @6 j' j- B! k# l9 F
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 7 W. K/ i# E, O* ]  s) Y
你未够班同我讲数！ & }/ P& W+ }# N, v# V
16 Two beat six.
# i" W9 S0 Y  B) ]二打六 $ L; n, T" i/ }: Y0 q
17 Two five son. . N% }" ?4 {0 I8 i4 i0 J1 Q. C
二五仔
9 P" X/ g; Y1 m2 {* ]! W18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
% P) z! W, v9 p: x$ X琴琴青
( H5 V6 @! l" l5 t  P19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ! I! J, n  j) K7 W( u
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
* L! U3 ~9 Y$ }* c  l% _3 A20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
7 I4 n2 I. n% H, H蠢蠢欲動 。 ; s0 y3 C5 @8 s" O; X
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
/ e* p& @3 W& m# |- u# i$ Q人山人海 。 0 p5 }- u' W6 a9 x. q* y: w
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 8 T6 M7 V4 T$ h+ ?
你算老幾? 4 I: W# b0 {4 ~5 V( F% B5 V
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 8 W8 J9 n6 z* q6 e$ U
你講乜鬼?
. Y& k: C) u8 z7 E) |  L/ u24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ) i& S$ b! J* @1 o  F4 n7 N
我驚你有牙！ 2 T6 s# T8 M. \2 C. r$ D" Y
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ( y. q5 k. L" _% v- o9 K
心花怒放。   
3 n. M1 C& q0 V7 XFish skin 4 q  w) l' }+ ?- h3 j' J4 a
鱼皮 。 2 L. z. e5 d! l* f7 q* a
Monster of blowing water.
: F. t' h! `, u$ H! l吹水怪。
3 r* \' o- q* i8 r  S! j" bFace green green
& q8 b! M- R3 U; n' i8 w/ @8 S面青青。 + q  Q; @8 z* s/ ^8 o3 ~
You see road carefully ' x1 k' R* S4 z5 N
你小心睇路 4 k* l0 A+ J  m& e* v/ c5 w2 k
You go to street carefully
: s& }8 P) a  c- D' A7 @; o8 b; W你出街小心D。
5 _& @2 @# M8 g! o& X/ X' ^! ODo the world . k% t$ ?: q2 i& j: |' G! z  C
做世界 。
- ~1 r/ S! j2 B. N2 EBig tea rice
- ^# H6 y# Z7 F- y' E# ]( B大茶饭 。
/ s% Z% o3 B" n, J* y8 iAmerican chinese not enough.
5 N: F6 r0 ?" a7 Y, y& ~美中不足。 : v; K" k( |4 N, Z9 C
King eight egg.
- n# I; f9 Z. Q+ c; u8 m王八蛋 , a. `5 k3 L$ \5 L
High hand. ' v' X% J9 w6 C$ H/ [" Z$ G
高手
# M7 l1 q+ b5 }+ _8 h; H& t. R3 M3 |& m1 O5 G, L2 l* l+ ]7 D# D9 B( F
Old dot. , S  v* B& E6 T* v8 x# q4 a: J
老点
* K+ ^, |5 x. G7 F* F7 z5 jOne old water : y3 D" @* @% Z* _. e
一旧水
0 u9 x3 u2 b8 H2 `I know your mouse.
1 u* B$ s4 }, v$ ]我识你老鼠！ 9 U2 i: Z0 ~/ o
Measure water/Pound water.
; k9 Y0 H1 |  w8 e, S磅水
+ z0 k5 h; S% \  X9 ]/ F6 z4 M8 PA dragon service. 3 `% V& W" \6 N2 s3 r
一条龙服务 , O) a" q9 \6 C7 p* s
Pump water.
. K0 Q6 d, ?$ i! Y$ w  B+ g) c# x****
: z) W- e& h! J2 x$ KI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! v' U2 u, C! R( O/ i" @* U
我吹鸡打你班友。
& Z4 r5 z3 W# m6 p5 c# }You jump building.
3 p) u8 U+ v: K, u5 l: V7 }你跳楼啦。
9 r3 l7 k7 n2 `# u8 `You come back home and eat banana 7 ^4 C' T9 w9 z+ b
你返屋企食蕉啦 0 I+ @0 ]5 a  y. \1 e5 t
I give you a hair. 3 f- D( z& _0 B2 l# J$ Z) ]
我俾条毛你ar! , b+ s2 j4 u9 X  }2 i; r) E0 I' P, x
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Collect skin
9 {' P" I- z- [6 h# J收皮
3 ]; V( y: @, l' |% O/ j, MCollect father 3 u3 v# |- W/ f+ S. J& @+ v' e
收爹 1 g. m( U$ [8 P
You give me collect father. : ?( r) ]2 E* w) b6 M5 r
你同我收爹！ % @8 V& ]" @& W3 b0 d
Laugh die me. ; z9 D5 u! u$ A( m: N
笑死我。
6 Y. L6 j$ {( v2 i5 _You give me stop. # B  h0 E6 `# X9 ~- B* Z9 U+ X, ^
你同我企系度。 0 T; f* c- C; q5 [
Eight woman
2 B2 w" M6 H' M* v- L八婆
& `% l. O( R6 ?4 A5 |* `% aEight woman,you are good!
) |( j  N; i/ V4 s  ~5 t* w6 ?" v4 C八婆，你好o野!
+ J7 `' [+ b5 h, S8 A7 ?, E7 sWhat the spring do you do? 6 T7 O1 \8 U  ?
你搞乜春啊?
2 g5 \6 j/ |+ z8 Z4 D2 tA dog of eating dung 1 c6 l4 L/ a* a: c0 f7 k, Y
食屎狗 8 ^; R1 }. e5 U0 Z9 b, o, Y
A ghost of ass 8 _! R8 M. n* Y- b" s& v, W
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
' S: N: o) a8 S2 ?- ~9 b' Y都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

1 [4 T$ J8 Y8 _0 ^
& l* k! p% J! l( X5 v! C# }3 ptotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......: A+ `7 j6 m* P7 C
this is not hong kong style english.....
7 n1 d: g3 o( _4 k% vthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
8 ^$ Q) o- a  J. R' w0 N5 Y. Ci've already ban this shit...
2 U1 U( O# I" L7 j- \$ ldon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.