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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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  o  n1 G" D3 B/ O3 Y3 e4 mPiano piano green 琴琴青
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$ f% ~4 Z" l6 Q" JPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ; q7 M6 h1 J: k9 ~3 H2 t

, K  r; L- J' G9 w, r, t& \I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! , n  m4 Q/ z- Z% L, K/ q

. L/ X, M! G: K- |You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 2 ~9 |5 h( x% ~9 ]

9 P" l! R3 n. P- v$ SI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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, g" F4 V3 V6 ~, OIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ( q4 J9 ]" J9 W

5 o) d/ n& S4 PFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 0 }- ~8 n" n6 U3 G# @

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4 g5 p8 z' x3 p5 S7 m$ m5 O6 R' jMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 , m( b6 D! N3 r0 ?5 L+ Z9 ]
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Blow chicken吹雞   `" n  M& O  K: T, j& k
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
0 S$ Z3 ~/ T& `) B& |我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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! s5 r* z3 s* U1 _# ]+ w, o9 XFace green green臉青青 。
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, O3 n. I, Y/ M" o9 g"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" + Y  x0 m/ V/ e% r. h9 E
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 * |& X' p7 }" p: R% t

) Q! M* g" e; f- ?- Y, n+ e4 Z; ]You jump building.你跳樓啦。 # l# }1 |6 A2 G- V

4 j+ e; q1 ?# R! T" QPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ; R6 b+ b5 \% d: ?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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6 B" D; t# H6 {3 zWhat the water are you?你係乜水? " s" Y* B: j6 }$ l( K' \
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? + V9 J) V' d+ R- [
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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; W' U  b/ A" u# }1 I) \Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 # f$ V# T' p5 d8 t# M

0 U% i) W1 T+ t0 {  @# a& VWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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  f4 Y, G0 Z8 B# L' Z0 u. jCut girl 界女   n0 G5 s" c% F! |) H. i
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! , W0 |3 Z" R) U) i
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! & ?: s) _6 i, D- g0 v3 \3 _% Q" P4 Z7 Y
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? % i  r% K- P1 p. u  z( }$ D6 P4 S
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 5 P+ j% [& j- w3 {: z+ Y
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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9 B1 R8 J; v/ w3 X, ^, v' uAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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) d3 s8 l" `; B$ n# s6 p4 ?Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ' F- I# X: D" s

7 o  P. t1 v  KYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 9 m6 c- [7 h, u! g8 P
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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2 d: I* e/ L0 P# Y, U8 ZEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! % J* I" h7 D' j5 Q

8 F# ?" Z0 v' M# g. f: U! J: }7 [# g/ H( XKing eight egg.王八蛋 # S- S& m" t3 v
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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# [* K5 t2 w3 |* O, ^) \& xWear grass著草 + G* b' k; i* Q8 G$ ~( s
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ( Z' p; ~& t2 u* R1 D
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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! V" P/ q* Z; v. I0 D( d& a* Y* aHigh hand.高手 : p4 v) o  t, z! i3 `7 F
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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4 A* m9 ]9 y8 t! h% i1 U/ {& bTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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9 f4 F" u% w* D$ ]' _, g; u1 g; xYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! - c) R# V) c/ N  @) |

% F+ `8 [$ `0 Y! r1 d, C4 z# m8 ]Old dot.老點 3 _5 K# S! P- B& G; M
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? - ]" v$ ~, e' C& M
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 4 L5 ?# r# p1 V9 w, V
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 # c; j% s/ a9 ^( l% h3 g* y' N
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ; o; T6 z. n! f
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 % T) C3 X  k" A% p: _) V5 i
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 # r7 Y* G* u- b. d$ ?* I
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳0 C6 v8 ~: H  E! |4 L2 ^4 N) J
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:: b4 t( e, ]! Q( k1 Z  R
還有
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1 `' X5 X; u1 n6 Q, ryou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# c: q: t9 o/ h; I! q% {8 v& z
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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