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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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4 A0 _2 @' S) }4 c2 m+ \7 y9 D3 dPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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1 b. E1 b7 z$ aI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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, ]+ a$ Q: l: u0 `/ a) m6 T; U5 lI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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$ I& [# t/ c. q/ @( T3 {5 B, kIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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6 M) r% q0 {0 R/ `. C$ FFall on a street@@ 。
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9 y9 c) i/ c9 z7 t- M: \fall on your street.""你個"K" 8 B. V4 k( M( b* m% {- d0 D
2 U) p! o N, w! YBlow water吹水
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$ m$ A' z+ t Y& }7 p9 p" vMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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( L* B5 ?2 P- ^6 i9 q+ H4 SBlow chicken吹雞
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3 o* O, h) Y X8 yI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
9 I6 U5 z' U& k3 `! _5 z8 f& L我吹雞打你班友 。 ! d+ ~! m7 q' x8 p
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( ?1 R- [3 O3 j
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 w, U5 p. G! H7 u8 c
+ ]+ v7 _- D" R1 a) ^' iYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 + h6 b0 f. F: B0 E3 {7 o
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 p1 R' v+ x2 S, ]
- D8 U9 w$ |% i Q& j9 p3 GYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? " U$ L* r5 o6 e
4 ]& }0 i* _4 v! W3 g9 @8 xEat banana食蕉 ( P2 Y9 @" K# J, u& `
0 W3 N: t7 O6 c" vYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ) ^; D% H- ^. a
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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; i' S3 x1 ~- LDo you big me?你大我呀?
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- _& W7 F9 F9 F9 c1 @' h8 W, W5 {Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 * I$ {! N2 `+ U! ~4 P3 v0 E7 [9 ~+ w
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Do the world做世界 。 6 Q. t+ E2 K% `' t( I4 v
. P( W7 d1 ~# oBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - }1 F$ f& g' I' a5 K/ G+ @- g. B
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Cut girl 界女 3 a2 E. X1 b- R7 B
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ' [+ `! e% }0 T, Y5 X. Q
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 9 }/ ~& {) l5 L; x. j
! m$ |7 w L( Q+ sCollect father收爹 8 R- ]! V3 p6 i
6 ?; P h" [' ?* s: n1 Q! fYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? % T( i W9 C/ R2 H
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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: ?: C3 Z: x7 ?# lYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ' k( c1 r5 d1 O! j2 F& t
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 3 @" n4 q* ]2 @' w5 P8 L
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
9 I# z, \) c/ {) R* X$ y0 }: v你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ / r( J6 B/ J2 [# |# W9 }
$ C* m2 P8 f# ?* F! {% _* H, H1 mEight woman八婆
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0 ~* Q0 \+ r5 @+ f: j! C: hEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 / A" g! O7 B& @' \* ^
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Black son黑仔 3 Z n) f9 V8 r6 S/ g( m
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ / M9 x) V) b0 |* H; Z
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ' w9 l% u! G* R- j/ ^& M4 S, E
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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( }3 O( m' e2 a" P5 x; C" w7 K8 j$ XTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 + t* z+ u! F0 S+ J) O
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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* N- W e& J: O! o ~' sWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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. S: N* [; o$ {, `A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 " ?3 ?# r# Y" a+ \
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 5 K0 y* t) ]5 n3 H
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 3 D. |6 Y7 l5 y. C
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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