香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
/ R9 O( n/ M) |% E5 O/ T# r- \: x/ L甘多人死，唔见你死。
  j$ K& U( r' ]" v0 V! D) S/ a2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? # Y. p7 \" q6 h; z1 J$ Q
你教我以后点出嚟行? 1 s7 ?7 F, K$ N# u
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ! m% }  a9 W; _1 D
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 6 R1 V  W* ^, G
4 "I saw a pork chop"
" z3 w1 Y  n# K7 ^  s& |我见到件猪扒啊。
! D1 p9 J) X* {0 G6 P" T+ U; m  v5 Are you road?
" R( j+ U8 R5 E- f( V+ w你系咪路啊？
' x" I: S9 q0 E6 F6 What the water are you?
6 E. U7 k0 i6 R, y; V6 W! c4 Q) s. k你系乜水啊？ 7 ~7 N3 A8 G* X6 @; g& C
7 Do you big me?
- }$ a. P2 v+ J& {: W+ h9 K1 x你大我啊？
  E! X) m5 g& }. u1 n/ J9 p) e8 Zebra chops people.
3 a% P* _4 ?$ v2 V6 F班马劈友。 ' |  P1 h3 u0 \  P& @  A
9 The king of the cutting girl.
; C6 s6 T  `  ]1 E9 J: ]界女王。 : Z3 Y" o, d( w7 s9 m$ T
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
, A1 }6 l; q7 J7 Q" ~+ m批我个头俾你当凳坐。 - e& Q3 B' g5 x- @( N+ n7 g
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 2 G% [( w2 o+ y# T' {8 ]
你当我无到？
% I3 M, a4 L/ `# G12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 2 K' w0 G8 s' `$ \0 }! ?
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 0 g& F- ~" C6 k, E
13 Today I was very black son.
( s2 \" d7 Y0 s今日我好黑仔。 4 Y7 y+ H% D/ x7 N
14 I am wearing grass. 4 d0 Q/ Z$ K' c
我着紧草。
7 @3 i9 ^! e; I5 M2 M; E15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! S, {- N2 T6 [9 [4 k% M. l. }+ F你未够班同我讲数！ : V4 p7 m% u. q% u
16 Two beat six.
$ j2 L+ I+ T4 O5 ~) n二打六 4 @  `9 V& }- K( m2 o( o) Q! y5 T
17 Two five son. % F$ N, D+ a: _1 _5 }
二五仔 ' L* X$ S& W) u
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
# O4 B) K$ J8 Q/ ]0 @$ @# ]) a琴琴青 % ~! n) V% w  P
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 + ?' r4 Y: Q/ m+ C* X
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
4 \0 P. v. F6 _& U( C  m20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
. ]0 J3 W( {) X蠢蠢欲動 。
  o9 l: u) X! U* E. ~0 l, P21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
" |3 a  e" ]: R  ?2 ^人山人海 。
/ F. u/ M4 m9 k! @) f! p/ k4 U22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
& T( _( J, Z6 @. O9 b你算老幾?
: ]6 U3 e9 Y8 v* s9 x2 B/ x8 t23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 1 o) W' b, P( H- R, F) O$ x
你講乜鬼?
3 O; ~% ?0 ]) ~6 U1 l1 \+ {24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 # b0 F) R8 |" C0 D1 d
我驚你有牙！ . y3 Y4 b3 K5 R& }3 k
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
+ m2 w6 H6 L- f' l心花怒放。   1 _' c( w, G7 l! Z
Fish skin
- T2 K1 c3 t7 F9 L( e鱼皮 。 2 ]6 j, O$ s8 |% ]
Monster of blowing water. . _# v+ L, {2 d; {9 L
吹水怪。
) T' `& O1 \7 RFace green green
2 x5 ^- W3 V' {' H, q/ l) ?4 b面青青。 1 g5 ]9 a- h3 ~5 N" ~2 y3 s
You see road carefully 5 o" B6 `- e# L" |, l
你小心睇路 : l$ `# r1 ^# O% `! u4 T
You go to street carefully
# g) F0 X; `( \2 H9 k' a3 c$ \你出街小心D。
, Y3 E. ^( E( A6 L, ODo the world
9 ?, T; X( m7 ^) ^  B- Q* o做世界 。
- [& f* V! i# P& W& r1 l  b1 z0 IBig tea rice
9 V  H/ q6 L) T8 R& s* h- X大茶饭 。
, w$ N0 V: g/ D7 \4 K5 GAmerican chinese not enough.
$ @8 T& Y9 \* w) _$ G美中不足。
& z6 W) v2 {3 z9 _King eight egg. 5 X- S$ ]& B; _" G' W
王八蛋 % D2 w- c( q! Q2 W
High hand. 9 G1 M7 q8 n, n5 ]& H4 ~
高手
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Old dot. ' I5 P& t- [! A+ n5 F4 `
老点
% M1 `: l, D1 M. T* p, UOne old water 1 R8 d& U7 A8 @9 `) o
一旧水 7 b+ _0 ?: f& y. w
I know your mouse. , \( ^# W6 k7 b$ F7 s
我识你老鼠！
/ j; r1 C! h# K2 V0 o! sMeasure water/Pound water. 6 e. G( [' x! D# U* h% z
磅水
: a6 U' P2 c  @. H6 j# J1 qA dragon service.
2 ], ]# s# v+ U, a( ~一条龙服务 , A- \- j0 a9 O$ q0 Q0 c
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . Z% Y- A7 t4 f6 E  H8 L
我吹鸡打你班友。 * j; R7 Z" f- [4 m2 K+ Y
You jump building.
- h5 m0 e2 _. ?( ?8 Y你跳楼啦。
( W% e7 F5 S& h1 O6 pYou come back home and eat banana
& O5 H9 Q, C3 b  M; V0 b/ {你返屋企食蕉啦
& L7 O* }' f& \I give you a hair.
! f6 x$ M# P# p. ~我俾条毛你ar!
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6 n! G& z1 K# i: VCollect skin
6 J" n: U& w2 o) p2 T. n5 o  Z( V收皮 / G2 O& Q6 |& r( X0 d
Collect father : p! ^* m  Q1 @5 X
收爹
" _9 U6 q) h4 P" F9 O! ]You give me collect father.
0 B  Y' _* J5 E( G- d" Z- T0 f你同我收爹！ 5 L/ R% d  K) `) W: T
Laugh die me. 9 s* Y, e# U3 N: S( {
笑死我。
" ]' l- X5 X' bYou give me stop. 3 B/ Y" @& H  D9 t+ S
你同我企系度。 ( s! q2 \; c* j! u+ c
Eight woman
9 e( P/ R5 c" f% L) M八婆 / b6 V, R# X* P; I
Eight woman,you are good! 4 ?3 ?; L& P/ D* M; d
八婆，你好o野! 1 s0 @3 J$ `! }' A# U5 q0 e
What the spring do you do? $ z) y* \2 C; ~- [  k
你搞乜春啊? + `$ o4 p7 S3 w6 _; s1 |4 i
A dog of eating dung 5 W, D! Y+ a2 M
食屎狗
% l9 L; E8 t1 oA ghost of ass
. v' m; L) u) P/ m6 U  C屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
7 v7 L6 O/ m+ a( ~  \: B8 ?都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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; K6 O& ^$ U* {  Utotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......4 k+ D$ M# @6 i0 r" ^8 Z1 d8 L
this is not hong kong style english.....
( n8 `7 |: t0 M; ?' vthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
4 f& ^& I0 P2 i' [8 N% `5 {i've already ban this shit...- U/ j( h# }# t/ U! U# r
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.