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Kei2005

十大阿媽口頭襌
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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)
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8 \7 M6 b1 M, f, C1 w8 [" _3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)# Z7 \- `* @! J7 |
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4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻0 P/ K% A  d, `0 F6 `3 u! P  e

/ ?8 ]7 q1 }2 l+ B" l+ U3 T, ]6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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$ L" T* I# ^( y# E" U5 P7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)
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& }" k# q6 h1 h3 e" W3 M& ^+ ^# n( A/ E8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)2 ^# Q0 r) E1 w/ x% @* I

" E9 G6 V, k9 z4 D' n6 D8 j$ b10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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; z# q' S+ g- z! P# ^. ~- C( s* H我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
  E* ]( b" ~( R& X; L 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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; m  y- N6 B8 n2 [) I好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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7 h3 f0 f+ T1 s好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

5 b( b9 i; f$ d6 a: B) C我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good