香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.   Y! Y, }4 b5 Y# ]7 R! P9 A
甘多人死，唔见你死。 - w6 @, J2 u" i% t
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ' p& p0 h3 i" S5 g5 P
你教我以后点出嚟行?
# ~+ r1 S3 A+ ^6 ^$ P5 {8 H8 Z" P3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. + `! O( n# u' j/ z# L9 C1 h+ E9 g
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
8 a7 q4 ?# u; O3 \4 "I saw a pork chop" ! l# x& X! _; d& |8 J
我见到件猪扒啊。
6 U  N0 y- X0 S  r# B/ u5 Are you road? ' R* e' k# d- e8 S. N$ U* X/ n1 A
你系咪路啊？
; X$ x$ H3 y" ]/ i6 What the water are you?
/ y! w: f9 {5 \2 C" o9 w! `你系乜水啊？ , l  K# y! z' s& d) T* ]* b) R
7 Do you big me?
, E) L' E" `  v你大我啊？
- |! i: t' B* p/ S8 Zebra chops people.
+ V" D* c8 Z8 _5 [0 ^6 q班马劈友。 ' w7 }; Y. J) |. k) ]% L7 w3 _
9 The king of the cutting girl.
, m; h! g' X# E. t6 @5 i界女王。 , q2 l; \8 j( z
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 1 r4 e% q8 ^5 u
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
' e4 I% r0 e: k11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
1 b1 G+ K' h( Q  p( y你当我无到？
" h9 ^) P3 Y4 m" S- F/ A$ p) `6 h12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
  c4 {+ O) `& [4 H6 u2 ^- M0 R你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ) u0 [  }) B3 }7 u
13 Today I was very black son.
- u. }7 w8 a% I% C+ b$ a/ g# D今日我好黑仔。
+ N; Y9 q( ?" B$ W$ n% H4 B14 I am wearing grass. 6 Y, z9 \  S! ^$ ^' A( S
我着紧草。 " e( J2 Q+ J7 R4 x
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
% g% a: `% ]# ?3 P7 w你未够班同我讲数！
: k% o+ m- D1 o- z+ {5 F  B+ _16 Two beat six. 1 K5 e+ q0 @) s7 x1 R4 Z( C- `
二打六
/ J6 D8 {: F: h( u2 ?17 Two five son. $ j! u# r& w/ ^
二五仔 ) C; _5 j9 d6 Z) j. ]* f$ e" _
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 8 A, A7 x7 _, W9 a( d* L
琴琴青   s* v6 G0 W7 U+ T, D5 p
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
$ N( H: E1 C+ r9 K2 B" a5 t我俾D顏色你睇睇！
* ~! F* H" Z3 K( p; a$ k8 J; ]; H20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
; W( r8 |  M  v8 t1 y( w蠢蠢欲動 。
/ l+ _0 B! D5 G; C3 e6 I- @; N21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
6 d6 _/ `. }: v4 f( ?+ d& F- X人山人海 。
* f; M% c8 p0 Y; Q1 V  }* l) [' l22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 / x! u+ e; ^1 W
你算老幾?
: o* @  u3 _9 D) O23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 2 i# m) L2 V7 T
你講乜鬼?
1 p' B( x0 L1 M4 y' K. X8 l24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
, d" w! Y% U% E& Y, P我驚你有牙！ ( |8 [; q3 [: }3 E! A3 }* A
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ) I2 v8 G. E( x9 ^' q5 }- w
心花怒放。   + B4 b& b6 H2 U: Q# N6 L- J
Fish skin
" \' N" q- l, [; \, G鱼皮 。 * |  Z( E/ f7 p1 w9 ~2 J
Monster of blowing water. * P# K+ G* F4 Y; {& W0 y
吹水怪。
% ?! E+ E2 I% Z* ?2 S8 K2 e; WFace green green
% ~7 N" f' M# ?* O% i5 y面青青。 " i9 T+ _0 V5 |
You see road carefully / M! Z! K5 J- q# W( G7 ^5 P* O9 A
你小心睇路
# q8 a1 l4 s8 P$ w$ S+ R) R. F0 @6 l# QYou go to street carefully
2 w) U& J  B6 J+ h, B! r你出街小心D。 2 L3 f$ `4 ]. e& |1 p/ t6 Q% L
Do the world 9 h% b* L0 E  g  {! c
做世界 。
/ S, e9 i2 W, b, K; y% EBig tea rice 5 B9 N6 }5 b0 D7 R( W. u
大茶饭 。 - Y3 j& S3 o" m' C
American chinese not enough.
9 d$ w0 X" T. ?, c8 p0 H- Z美中不足。 1 J! ?0 E8 H+ O5 B1 A0 c
King eight egg. 1 a7 o0 {2 E" y  r
王八蛋 & [, I8 F* O4 G9 v! l0 z
High hand. : V1 H$ t3 `2 Z. ?9 y0 }+ G; L
高手 2 B  S, w' }( p( M! c

. n5 E; V0 P% r) j3 F4 Q3 sOld dot.
% i7 ^' O, |  ?& M; q  q老点
" g- ]* Z: a: VOne old water
  j" ]' z4 P1 d8 N* S, Y  O) j一旧水
$ P% D" \4 W. a1 G$ o7 V2 C% \I know your mouse.
4 ^; i' F8 s. Z# s& k我识你老鼠！ , T( e! e% w/ G2 |  ^* }
Measure water/Pound water.
5 N7 `/ p- K! R7 ^& C- M5 G1 s4 c磅水 7 M6 G  y. a/ \( e
A dragon service.
7 e6 Y2 Y3 n& H3 ]一条龙服务 % M% h) D9 |9 m: ^/ g. n+ {+ a7 U
Pump water. + T: }; b8 i  d. M  l
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' W/ w' q$ M# Q1 @2 zI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. " U7 b' ~$ @9 d, E  c6 G
我吹鸡打你班友。 6 S3 _/ v: k6 u
You jump building.
) j/ R& W" [" p' W+ v你跳楼啦。
# Z4 l) m! x3 W8 \& o2 eYou come back home and eat banana
1 t% ^- ?+ r3 t* y* Z6 n( N! Y你返屋企食蕉啦
- |$ ~4 j. A/ Y1 ?8 l7 z$ e3 lI give you a hair. % g2 M: b7 k' g/ y; n- ?
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
, [( c2 N4 M- e+ c+ `2 U3 F收皮 2 o5 C& o9 ?+ U: H1 S  J; k& ?( M- K) I
Collect father
/ i# n  C' V% N# O0 {7 y收爹 + U7 v6 }% j6 C! p( c9 v
You give me collect father. : k; C  z1 E$ A$ f; X6 h  q
你同我收爹！ + `( v3 a9 z* }! @2 K, p
Laugh die me. 9 j: j3 p5 Z' Y% g+ v: g( H3 |
笑死我。
4 }; z: c' \' q. Y1 d8 Q8 rYou give me stop. 2 d3 r4 `9 B+ N+ y* @7 k
你同我企系度。 . W' n& W+ b+ V9 B5 `+ C$ H
Eight woman
# i6 b/ Z( t; W7 @+ v6 _八婆 + @( R2 L( ?  r- K* S- `4 E/ `: t
Eight woman,you are good!
# s% t" s6 V, P, B, Q: {2 g6 I+ G八婆，你好o野! 9 J& ?. g) B/ ^) r
What the spring do you do? % A& C5 m% ~, J) {$ @0 t5 U, V/ {0 ?
你搞乜春啊? 3 I1 n7 D7 w& b+ |
A dog of eating dung
/ _5 v% u! H  w食屎狗 $ J# F3 ^+ L" o/ U- X
A ghost of ass 5 e  T+ h8 E9 S( W* l8 v, V$ {
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....3 y$ F! N  G' `! y: K8 ?. \# T* Y
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......% w2 {  f' \1 b5 W
this is not hong kong style english.....% k2 ?3 ?: |7 q# ]
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....5 Q4 {# _9 g6 E
i've already ban this shit...
1 t. D: I% J3 d% `) h. X5 u" udon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.