[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- r% ]' ^7 j: y3 K$ V6 z) K
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 {4 Z0 F' q, D, J  l, K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; n" d% m6 D: \# y0 M  A! r
a.They give like hell.
6 r3 n" |, U+ [) k2 V) K$ T% jb.They do not yell.3 a, P- H! ]2 T0 S3 k6 S+ r8 N& x
c.They do not tell.
! {. j: N. d" N3 W% Id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 a' y0 P9 d3 M' h4 _7 }
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:( `* Z) e7 U9 Z+ V/ Z, L* v
- a HEART to love him,; c% n7 p- a6 a! G5 e. `0 M
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* o! E% X: S/ b, |- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 i/ ?/ ?$ i! \+ B: R1 [- a SPADE to bury him!8 \" T# _) o. x8 i* l, ?7 B9 a# d
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( i5 q% |2 A2 B9 R6 ~+ MBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. p) e: W3 Y" [1 X, p& j# ?8 l
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5) What is the strongest muscle?! q! V8 G/ ?( U: E- x" R
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( r/ J2 i- e2 \- i' H
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 ?: t. f" {! a' NThe arse hole is always in front of you.) X' n! A- N& m$ F
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
% i% ~- P! T( S" W( _+ R$ y- V  kWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 E3 [2 m; |4 j" U/ v
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 J" p7 z( ?+ e# J, X- o7 WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
  ]3 u& r6 ^: akeep it up~~) `" |# r0 k9 S  B/ `: M
cheers

maksim2046

that is great