香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ; ~+ C0 c7 H& `5 o0 r& n
甘多人死，唔见你死。 $ |6 N& S' Z6 }2 T0 e0 s! F' q
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
/ r1 ~: i/ j1 N" C, ?4 A, \你教我以后点出嚟行?
8 w8 Z) g) L1 v9 n! S. `3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ! e; `3 c% \6 y, w
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
4 m) B0 A/ {0 E8 f4 "I saw a pork chop" # A* q" S  o7 l  f" L6 M* c/ s
我见到件猪扒啊。 5 m7 ~. K! C  P7 b
5 Are you road? ) S! U" J) v# @% X) ~  \- J
你系咪路啊？ 5 a+ p: j+ o* }& e1 y
6 What the water are you?
- b, z  K1 I2 m1 ^; H9 d你系乜水啊？ 6 D+ Y1 S; C. n5 Z
7 Do you big me?
7 A2 R2 }) m7 y3 b你大我啊？
6 n: t( r" U, k6 c$ _( A5 N6 z7 `8 Zebra chops people.   k! k* S' D- g. q; c% m
班马劈友。
. j) S) a* r5 G3 U9 The king of the cutting girl.
2 V' J9 Y& ~/ K* P: d% ~% M界女王。
9 a& J! e$ }% A& Z( t* Z10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
9 o* B& ^9 H, k0 o0 _' K  K9 ?% E9 f5 u批我个头俾你当凳坐。 - z$ J; ^6 R. J7 ^+ T
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? - g. F# `: x6 j0 M
你当我无到？
0 d2 D" z- x2 G3 v7 c12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 1 N; ]% @4 I! k* D" q4 X
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ $ i0 B7 U, `: M1 M0 |7 w
13 Today I was very black son. 0 H& E$ w1 |, G! W% c7 Z+ z/ S
今日我好黑仔。
0 M. q4 q5 k, T14 I am wearing grass.
; M: o$ N1 n3 n" E我着紧草。 / x7 i$ K7 r/ q5 ?
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! % {2 Q7 V9 I- I6 V
你未够班同我讲数！ % n" L. s- z  {+ o) y% M* a5 T  x
16 Two beat six. 8 g5 \8 T! `2 E' P# j2 I
二打六
( y$ b' T" N% s' O17 Two five son. 2 F, k, w1 v* }4 ~5 k0 a. ~# B
二五仔
1 F; v6 ~5 y! U" @# @' M# \$ z18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 " j$ H- {% P7 K. z; ^
琴琴青 " T0 B+ v: Z& D1 L% p
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
) i5 D2 Q3 ?& ~8 `我俾D顏色你睇睇！
& N% C  F2 q" V20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 * t8 ^- D. t$ {3 W1 |9 k
蠢蠢欲動 。
8 @+ M, g" S9 n* b21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
: k7 q: O0 Z3 x% V  s) k2 N人山人海 。
6 R0 y( q1 {3 Z; {22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 * T3 z* w5 S5 n+ u& z
你算老幾? . l$ W; v6 u- C$ @
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
$ p: F* G1 G% f/ k# U你講乜鬼? 1 K) g/ b+ |2 _
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 5 a. o+ l% |. r+ {" O: B
我驚你有牙！ : @( n3 e! i: K% Z1 {/ H: t& V. Z
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 & S( y+ h: [  h3 z! ^1 Q
心花怒放。   ( e- j4 T- [3 L8 p4 j" X, t* g
Fish skin # Y! I( H" \  e" L) K3 W: r
鱼皮 。 ( F) |# E) C' L( x
Monster of blowing water.
6 a5 O7 Z1 B* q6 z, K$ z吹水怪。
; k& P( b  }, _4 }$ R, B! qFace green green
4 N' f% T" c# `% m面青青。 5 ?( D4 t0 S$ s; Y( y/ i6 M" o
You see road carefully   ^% u% ~- j  Z! w' [* ]  S
你小心睇路
! R1 b% n, I& X' {7 {You go to street carefully - j! b7 F. D/ g" o8 U3 a
你出街小心D。 ; H0 V2 Q% S2 k, U+ y6 F( T. x
Do the world
# n( h* I" C6 c0 J6 Z9 _$ o做世界 。
' s/ n. e) ~/ n$ d0 bBig tea rice * F; I( N" V+ j
大茶饭 。
/ s% {8 K2 j; Q) ^& O" Q  l  ~1 xAmerican chinese not enough. & P4 E; p' `9 z8 V4 |9 B
美中不足。 3 }8 Z! i2 p4 O
King eight egg.
( D9 E3 ^2 J8 y/ R4 a5 L王八蛋 ! w% X% C" b% E. _6 {* I7 ?' v
High hand.
/ p3 t- w) T0 P" F- n+ x( S# W! m& P高手
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Old dot. ! F( z* s2 g) y) ~. U
老点
/ \  y# t% d- e/ A/ pOne old water
) r( q, w3 @! p一旧水 1 E) \, _) s. B% T+ ^
I know your mouse.
; {. s9 s$ Z! r; p5 Y我识你老鼠！ & A/ F# x$ [0 `. V
Measure water/Pound water.
+ C, Q; ]/ u2 S) ?3 F4 K: s磅水
6 C. L/ S2 o0 m0 LA dragon service.
% v! a( H7 I( l1 g* j一条龙服务 $ w' s9 |+ Z$ g0 V  s, G& n  v
Pump water. 9 d9 X0 R$ D( p; Q8 z! S& f$ O6 O
****
2 a7 e0 E. L9 s2 w8 z' Q6 kI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
* V+ _& c7 t. P我吹鸡打你班友。 2 w3 W3 _8 s) P8 ?5 W
You jump building.
6 Y2 e$ u4 c1 M" b5 _你跳楼啦。 , h& O7 m" o% L
You come back home and eat banana
7 K4 y8 ]% _7 O1 O( J你返屋企食蕉啦 ! k0 Z8 @( I( ], w: J
I give you a hair. 0 I7 z" {6 j9 n: H2 {/ u; L
我俾条毛你ar! , s4 F* U5 _% t0 G; z) s$ F
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Collect skin 3 T% s- V% K! z/ j+ @0 `
收皮
2 r' F/ A+ I( h/ c! o7 D6 ?$ qCollect father
9 W0 Q' D% a  J$ }2 a收爹
" f9 ^* ^6 A2 a, y9 N! p" ^: C% sYou give me collect father. 8 ~& ?; x5 }) D* v6 m
你同我收爹！ 6 x, O3 B6 k) c, P9 M) A) z2 u( X
Laugh die me.
% P% b+ A  P; q+ {笑死我。 1 t$ o3 B2 S' k4 u
You give me stop.
5 U& J/ g) @! l/ H$ u) V; W你同我企系度。 / u5 n0 u' P8 X; X- [* E
Eight woman . U* m' d4 I: _0 Q3 ?$ P
八婆
9 c. y: U6 F) a( e7 Q% v- LEight woman,you are good! ! _* B, m* |) B' d1 K) M+ U
八婆，你好o野! 9 y: I) e, J2 l: b: W1 B# y
What the spring do you do? . K$ f+ g. }) l8 j9 S; ?/ j3 P
你搞乜春啊? & u6 Q, b* n* H
A dog of eating dung 4 `0 K/ m( }% E& @; L9 @
食屎狗
' k2 T+ H7 E2 u+ K+ k4 J. tA ghost of ass ) _+ ?$ K- W* h4 C
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
! U- T: l  e, [1 u9 C3 c6 f" d都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

6 K, O# V% K* i- o/ R/ }
- W9 T1 f( ]; g1 R( E/ etotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......" [+ J, H  o) K
this is not hong kong style english.....1 d% t: _( n5 m/ c
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
0 c" u+ j6 F, e/ o" _- |  _i've already ban this shit..., U2 i5 A) `4 s$ a$ `/ a& N* d
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.