[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- ?: x2 B; @" ]% g) d- [# [" N
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 v: D9 N/ r; w$ R$ v+ ~9 z9 ~

9 O8 `  \8 _7 Q$ @" M7 u) I% \8 _: o2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" }8 c- c9 t5 p" ~! s4 ra.They give like hell. 5 D" I4 H0 d# x8 [
b.They do not yell.' {$ ~: }4 E6 J3 X& a) E3 d
c.They do not tell.
: v! `3 d; V; O! n( B! Id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 L, R: D2 y3 O" s5 N

3 t7 l5 j& K7 C3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# u$ y8 x6 @4 P5 u
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: e7 J4 {5 H* `% B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& `! ~4 L! T/ D2 V, g1 d# |
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 A: o0 Q% A: V3 K( s
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 y7 M1 L; S% n: J- s" Z
The arse hole is always in front of you.' a: v3 b( C& T3 r- O9 a

; Y/ H8 |' d) ]. p; I1 p7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. d" a3 u! S: w% QWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: P! z/ J, I+ q3 Z/ x* [+ e# z- R
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~; Y2 W! Y+ O3 N8 x3 G
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great