[English]: Jokes..

小强

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/ y; ~- {6 e. r- G5 ~1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& m9 m# R% ?6 q2 X7 X# U9 Z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( H# e; C2 e2 f% l
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 J# T# `) r/ W/ w
a.They give like hell.
( T5 D9 Z& p( p0 ?b.They do not yell.
7 U. B0 g7 N$ b" ?c.They do not tell.
# X' Y( `- m( S* Wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.: t( Q3 B% d7 w# P

8 g" l( U5 o. X# P& E- ]3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' }6 b9 i* C% m5 v2 m
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 K6 K8 C. R: D! L; E% A1 d$ b" q
- a SPADE to bury him!
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  ~, k( H4 r- Q% W! q  K* ?4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# Q5 N( j% j- U1 N& y, ~5 _8 }6 w
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 n7 \: Y& Y, ^  Z7 {& G+ ?5 N
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
& S. d4 g; k. H6 AThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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; v) e+ S! ^3 G6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 b1 M7 n. ^+ e
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 D! d4 `, O' @6 A' B# E
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" z) M* X% L' [$ z* F
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) n8 ~* ?) g3 f- X7 U3 ^
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, Y7 f9 ~7 X8 M4 S# b" {. A' g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great