[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 \$ C! g5 e5 D& P$ C9 Z2 P, a# F
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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$ p( h  u# C2 F1 U4 s! j  [2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 r$ A# |' ]+ N# R
a.They give like hell.
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$ Q# T! ?. B1 \2 \) Rc.They do not tell./ J& {/ @& w' k( ~* u* r7 l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 I8 g% C5 t% H$ K! ]- a SPADE to bury him!
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+ F7 a! {5 I6 V5 b( }4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" r5 {& L7 M0 J/ c" j  b+ I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 A. P; Q$ ~& z1 n* J# k6 t
The arse hole is always in front of you.4 X7 I8 `9 I) l0 P4 V$ I9 M8 c
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 {* M% F8 k0 i) y6 f
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! P7 N7 q. W" I1 Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. K' J6 D9 Z, {1 l: R! g' pThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
5 Y5 Y2 j% D/ Fkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great