[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
- e+ }0 s' D: d99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; |& r2 D3 ]9 y/ b. q# R) V% K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  \5 w6 M, d( h7 x2 c" k- y
a.They give like hell. 2 v: }1 ^! `6 |2 ?* R8 A6 ]' z( |
b.They do not yell.
1 e0 T: v+ {5 y' _& s- qc.They do not tell.. b- G# H" ]# O4 l6 d
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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% m, O- ]8 U- N" C* R0 N2 n3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ Z# e0 N' Y3 ~6 R! s' B- s
- a HEART to love him,9 I& z5 v+ D6 _4 o7 I1 F
- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 ?& S! d. O) m4 r! j9 @7 W! h+ R
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: X8 j: ?7 K6 X- z# {, O
- a SPADE to bury him!, K2 ]) I- w+ u, o

; g( E3 b0 f: K" K9 v% B: l4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 _. b7 c: F, n" K9 M3 nBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 Q" z! i) A2 _4 z) p
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ u2 E6 \9 F% p4 K7 i

* q5 A( d7 q8 c# m$ u2 p! p6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& a$ k9 S4 W1 {6 h/ ]7 P! AThe arse hole is always in front of you.' e! y4 {7 n& K

7 _' `5 B$ [! H: K4 c* V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! `8 n3 c! ]# Z* P2 S* K: R/ D: g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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+ y' s$ P7 h' M: z2 L8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( W( T2 V7 p; x- S6 P5 B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
" S0 {8 N; N+ ]" t7 v, O0 U+ L- F% Qkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great