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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! M! \/ s' w' R! O# I) K# a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ c# A# V3 x1 J* Z2 q- x99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! T( J e9 v$ k4 h. h, v) X
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ i1 ^* c3 Z* r% u$ i# h
a.They give like hell. ! Y, ~2 J- Q! F
b.They do not yell. t" @. n; ], B) B b! Y
c.They do not tell.
U, r! @/ N7 ?0 h7 X. n/ f3 _; ld.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( }$ S, x6 X& l" V- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ Y( I' ?! f/ g- a SPADE to bury him!1 w% r) N8 `) S3 D
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ _6 r) I( ^) |, d# r
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
% a8 c) v- U; A8 s% x S& g* uThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( }$ S4 m5 z9 e# D" ?3 {
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 o: a; {* I8 G- |1 G3 p. a( X$ ^When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# Z2 C3 q4 V- C# o8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& }4 {: m: X% M4 ]4 O/ l
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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