[English]: Jokes..

小强

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. R) P$ z' ^3 p: n! `1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; K: ^3 V2 t& a
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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! h5 V0 I, n% {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" a1 o+ k! g: ?9 [" X1 d& Q+ `9 w
a.They give like hell. ; Z$ p$ G7 w' O$ L0 g5 M) ]
b.They do not yell.
/ k& Z5 I6 e/ Xc.They do not tell.5 p' ~# G6 `: B" a4 z
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 E, [2 V0 v2 }, C9 S; W

% D2 g9 P7 j' `* J! ^3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% G6 {2 T6 n" M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 E6 D/ I* r2 s# E$ u4 _: N3 D0 s
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4 h) w- G! G1 R+ }3 [4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 M2 L- V9 O& A+ j' {3 BBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later$ ^& E9 h2 Z# ?/ U( P* @5 b, V/ ^0 |
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
) I4 }9 D  G8 }1 j* J/ x' \The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 R. D4 O, ?3 T, q7 J
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ m$ I7 h$ I8 W1 K3 E" a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- t, r0 f/ w+ f; L
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
4 F$ D2 V9 e) M/ d- e! v0 _& k, cThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
1 N* R# I" ~* L1 vkeep it up~~
% A6 C1 J- k" F2 Tcheers

maksim2046

that is great