[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! I' {7 ?8 G& Q! C99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 _3 @3 B" t! I4 H; I
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 S$ p$ }3 j) la.They give like hell.
, d6 @7 F1 p/ u$ E/ `9 i8 kb.They do not yell.
3 |1 N4 A9 M, ], |c.They do not tell., b& e) Q8 O2 p7 K* L" x9 k0 V
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ r# Y: D" _, w  E/ o: r% c
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 X  @* u- H. r% E- a HEART to love him,% r' \4 X- f4 J9 h
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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: ]* z) B! l( _1 w+ `4 O- a SPADE to bury him!; g( z; v+ k8 p/ R

: O+ ?7 |1 o6 }& w3 I0 E/ O$ T/ a( b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  _7 m9 V6 I3 J; c4 u; G  N
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, U1 V4 r8 z3 G- C5 x

! Q) R: @: C; a+ M' `4 ]5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ K( V' L! U- Z2 X3 sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! j; m9 S0 Z) q9 W" z" a) s

1 ~/ f2 J; m1 K6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- [3 A$ a/ |# s
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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  c0 y) c- \1 E! e+ r, S( \5 H7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?/ g+ G. L* g* d! Z3 L9 C% f
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" X/ h" ~+ _( i+ b3 e4 w

/ Z0 t; s$ A+ Y# m. ?  x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. k  w1 ]" V( c+ R' W( G4 U, G
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great