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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1 f* k" y" P. i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ R; _ h7 ]: d8 V2 H99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- Y6 E% B; x/ ]3 M6 A
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 a9 |; C& i. @1 |, i: L
a.They give like hell.
8 f" Y" q/ O% }; A; Gb.They do not yell.+ y E5 r. H/ P% u7 C
c.They do not tell.
% g) L' f: `* J& l6 N8 Pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. Z6 h# r2 W+ j( g' d
: o5 _& K9 p4 o# n0 O( i+ J! s* O" `' x3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& k. Z7 c4 G4 V' f- a HEART to love him,
5 ^: H! k A. B0 a- a DIAMOND to marry him,& P9 @# G* D5 @! c* _- z; \
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, }, T8 R* x. V8 |2 j7 l- u+ _' t
- a SPADE to bury him! u, U+ C1 I' q/ P
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
1 t z5 I* _2 Z2 i" {; g* }# O$ vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# `2 c4 z; J3 _0 S' b
& ?3 T# B: J- q' |" {5) What is the strongest muscle?3 S5 s( p. z& N" n. K1 a/ C. x
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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- _" x0 h- M" t9 ?" I6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; ^1 q9 @: o' r6 p7 Z8 X
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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: O4 R* B. x6 \5 T& l7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 {) y+ b3 v& ?8 D0 { Z. K3 p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 ]4 L3 C" ~9 \1 p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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