[English]: Jokes..

小强

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, ^# D: e" P. g- ~' e1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- f$ k- h$ w. u7 a( o# L
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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5 h& J0 k2 O' x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
' O& H# A& D9 B3 L) Ma.They give like hell.
/ \" e7 t% k  o4 p( D. g+ Yb.They do not yell.+ h7 Q5 l$ p* p4 L3 u9 w5 ?# B" L
c.They do not tell.
0 \9 L: e' ~" P. f9 Q, i3 e0 od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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$ f, Z  l9 m& H' ]' y8 I, M3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 {1 p# x& j& g; u4 e* @- a HEART to love him,5 Q1 R* t; i1 l1 H% }+ n& {
- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 L/ ]/ _/ a' S1 h( @# S5 x
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 I- C+ n/ b6 U) B
- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 X4 T1 C9 \- B/ x+ F3 o/ N' t4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) L* F# K9 C- w; s/ j% k8 b. [
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 m3 i: ]6 N5 [( Q7 D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?% |4 @. y! b$ L* i7 w
The arse hole is always in front of you.% ], p% _/ x1 G$ `' E0 l

" w+ v9 f& w9 m+ D/ A" X7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ ^0 i& p9 Q4 f5 M2 HWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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2 r* T& N: r$ v5 G% N7 l% @: C8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, N; Q  J0 s- B2 t( tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
( E: l+ D/ h1 nkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great