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( _3 Y) k) }$ M' l$ P# F0 g" n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: [* D8 s$ ^  r; Y) M3 c7 P$ i
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence  X1 B5 Q1 X" B

- _2 W2 W8 B/ c  m3 }9 h2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! S  Z0 w0 G3 O! S  r- ha.They give like hell. 4 p  |7 \) I2 m7 M: ^! e$ [
b.They do not yell.7 l( H& l, k1 a$ U) c: }% }* M
c.They do not tell.
' i+ I! v- f' L3 {3 G- `3 e2 D" Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.+ N+ |/ _9 V& h  X. Q
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  h, F$ \- Q! ^1 ]. A# a- a HEART to love him,
# H. ~: g/ Y0 n: U3 b1 `% W- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 w$ _' b  F$ s% e; H1 }% S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" |" Y4 ~. q) |- `8 I% j$ b9 ~5 K9 [- a SPADE to bury him!& i8 e& Z! I! c8 o9 O$ I  r
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 v) u2 y  o" n+ ]" H- v" \
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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/ B7 t( x  P& b5) What is the strongest muscle?. I9 q/ h. g; N- y3 {
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 \, \" Z$ B/ U  L6 N+ n
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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2 M; M8 C- j" l3 |6 i6 S7 |7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: n6 s6 m7 `1 r1 d. D; t/ WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!  Y8 ~2 I: E: A
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 P/ ^! [$ d, u" v5 }' x, @* L
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.
that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers
that is great
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