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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 \6 K0 D' h% ]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 z0 ]+ F% _7 a
" L7 \6 T/ H+ Q- a+ G* g0 ?2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* l! b# S# h% s2 O, m
a.They give like hell.
. V; f& `' W# Pb.They do not yell.: ~ l" N# w( I- B8 }
c.They do not tell.
% q# p' }2 B2 P0 }+ A" g: ?, zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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( J+ S6 a7 C+ d7 ]3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 L* {* K! N5 X- r7 h- a HEART to love him,
: O' D0 B4 n4 [8 c ?8 \8 j9 R- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. c9 D7 d \ c2 M! s. e( M4 |3 M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& E$ p" _' n+ q& H7 `5 a8 I
- a SPADE to bury him!4 {# j5 R+ g0 L: r }8 w6 @
( g4 H9 {- F, R" \9 ^4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 L0 ?. a; x @8 l. [0 `
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
" ^ K0 v3 N! Z! b; {5 X$ HThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 s5 Q T5 `& d6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 X# e- k: ^( e- Y- M" ]0 x3 \The arse hole is always in front of you.9 a! J. ?2 u4 h& K
* U: r4 [* r7 Y$ c* _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ A' x/ m/ B) U; k
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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7 r# {: z0 Q% E8 [3 ^0 u/ c# O8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 G+ R- D9 @0 M* q: p% T" q4 y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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