[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" ~  h9 b' Q9 h& n+ U- O! @: C5 V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: l  w8 h0 [, E" s
a.They give like hell. ' e. }0 v& [& r3 Y( X- ^) H5 V
b.They do not yell.* K0 i& N, s- `0 o4 f# s( `
c.They do not tell.
4 T0 r7 V" }! P0 N% Q' gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- W/ W9 L: g% X7 L3 Y! n( n# \7 u- a SPADE to bury him!" e, K# V1 _" a# C
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 W! Q3 W. W& ]. e4 S
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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  J; L% G7 {4 W) Z5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 x1 @* T: s5 [' ]! f' OThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; {. E5 e% {5 S8 q3 {
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 C* x; d/ I- C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 K1 l3 y% C5 Z  [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ W! q9 Y. T5 z6 ]  V1 M* I, p
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great