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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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9 x2 \* _, e. O1 e* ]4 b% X（轉）港式英語
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L2 {2 q- j/ K9 ePiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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/ ~* t6 b! k* m; D/ f7 ^I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 9 v6 I4 b7 i, x$ p9 U3 U
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 1 b7 G5 K0 K3 @6 q+ c
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 : x( R& h1 C% e3 [' @& A
) H9 \8 Y, Y# s4 d, R( vFall on a street@@ 。
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' S$ x' \" j( j. @fall on your street.""你個"K" " J$ \9 M7 x6 b7 N$ ?! `/ I
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Blow water吹水
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W$ C. Y% |# |' t' x) `6 w/ mMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 : ]: D1 r; m0 i7 O9 j3 r2 L
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Blow chicken吹雞 9 a9 T' I- z$ y; ]3 A6 d
4 `$ _5 `7 y: o6 P/ o5 eI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! c* t/ Z5 P, U
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 8 p: |' u9 t" R* p* q
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Face green green臉青青 。 3 j4 c P6 M( }
! i. H! l% ?/ \7 g"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
6 Z o5 A- U. _" b X9 y點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 8 a7 @9 S$ t6 e" k j% T# j
9 J# d: q+ a1 L# J& xYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ) Z) }1 K% L% @% D5 l
g. _0 R E0 Y* UEat banana食蕉 5 `' B! `& J- M" z
4 ~' T5 e" {3 o& H- p% u9 X) M7 d( YYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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9 U5 T. n1 j3 q/ o- c0 sHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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6 I( C5 a, {* ~- @What the water are you?你係乜水? ; u# t. ]4 V- U8 ]7 w7 \5 b( z0 d
, O5 r6 Z4 r" C9 QWhere are you come from?你邊度架? + S: p' f. a7 X, s3 h4 E$ Q5 M+ |
: `; k6 ?* x1 t! ~- Z2 r9 Y( QDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 ( R2 m# M) M, j$ n
' y# Z0 L+ h" s- w8 UBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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5 f- ~4 t, ^7 h6 Q! lWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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8 ^ {& r' m: s" BCut girl 界女
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6 J) P: U, L1 X( n; @5 A3 VThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 + O$ o' y$ y" U5 |7 F+ w! i, P8 [
4 e2 t" y( v# y N# L) ^Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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+ a9 Y3 h3 I$ @# O. @/ fI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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) Z1 f" f# n0 I7 a5 F8 f: y) c7 h" uCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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' b$ p" P- a2 [. n9 X H7 TDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 5 j+ U- D6 n9 ?3 s/ N2 k; i
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ! `9 D2 l+ {/ V- C2 j: @
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你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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! w8 Q, F- w8 U2 o/ P, WEight woman八婆 0 W9 m R( P2 s' C' t
" f& @% G! G" U" D# `; G8 F5 _% v: K7 ^Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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! [: T3 ]$ h+ D0 B/ o- X( p" MBlack son黑仔
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0 G4 w! v* S1 P3 W) c4 ~Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ * \8 x8 ~7 k6 s' }9 h( _
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ * P. P N) ` {5 [
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High hand.高手 & e( |7 c- k+ i1 m8 i1 H
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 % Q' N$ f( g! B) B
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 3 b7 |8 m& K5 V7 z4 o) b9 R) _
; d8 s2 B, H9 w0 O6 l& z2 hGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 2 ~0 h ^+ T2 ^' e4 _4 a: `- H1 x+ N
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% [% q8 c8 V3 jOne old water 一舊水
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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0 T- K0 O: E6 P) t9 b$ |* c5 lA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 9 g+ |) k8 a4 q+ V9 `" b6 \6 Y
# L: F4 T4 k, EMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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7 X+ X* b" @7 m# [A dragon service.一條龍服務 1 E# u8 T- h0 l% }) A8 g& c
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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