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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 6 Q2 z" G1 B/ T7 I# y
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( ~$ X' H. l. Y" A9 i R（轉）港式英語
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. U2 T9 B+ k& m2 O. w2 I& CPiano piano green 琴琴青
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4 B: L7 a- O: K9 g% |5 nPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 ?" I% R' _$ R. v5 m+ F
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ $ Y, z7 X: [6 J t4 W) X0 m! s+ _
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 9 D7 r/ `# a' S& W& L3 g0 L) M4 U
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ + \8 D( D8 d7 t8 x
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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2 c* @3 @2 s. h, hMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ! \5 X e2 s. w! C( z! F8 u& U& U
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Blow chicken吹雞 . f+ `& c6 x9 B5 L9 w; Y
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 & b/ i7 U9 M6 c% Z1 V7 W
. G$ D5 `# Y, w/ m4 M$ ` U* FYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 , K% t, S% d* A* p' i3 f3 ~ h
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 0 a. B1 P2 K4 |& g) k# U# e
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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' c! K* ^" l+ t& z" M! y9 BAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 2 S/ ?! w8 q( B. X4 Y
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Eat banana食蕉 ( {7 P. E0 Y% r
7 d+ l$ e. D" e% O( o; IYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 6 D5 A$ Y: j3 y% b5 C4 @
( z8 ]8 z+ K! a% G3 D& [& M7 jHow senior are you?你算老幾? 1 T; I3 I" ?" C6 ~$ m, {
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 0 N, z6 x, A x
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Do you big me?你大我呀? . L ?0 U/ y; Y0 Z
$ X7 O& {& S6 aZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 . r2 m' g0 f6 V; M( I9 \
9 S/ l. S J1 P2 v/ a8 m! f# vDo the world做世界 。 1 D! {$ [* S/ [8 {, _, ]
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 8 }# k' e( K0 S2 }) H% O4 d4 o
7 E; h- e' J1 Q: DWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? , ~+ ~$ N7 G8 L6 s! i' n! I1 B# [% |8 x
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Cut girl 界女 3 s( m( \; v- P+ b8 n
- R% P8 E8 M. y% S( \; g% RThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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0 _0 \7 E/ o* b" M7 xCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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4 S3 Z* q3 J+ w7 N% o& T0 aCollect father收爹 9 \2 U) O# {7 ]% W, h- i
: F! R" a1 v, @* A: sYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? . L, D$ z9 b; E$ ~& X) J
( x3 n; n: Q" yLaugh die me.笑死我。 1 \, o( Y7 l# D [$ G% T5 j0 O
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 q- }5 k6 E0 q* K4 M5 J5 } R
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ; A3 b* @" T* ~0 C
! Z) ]8 _: X+ @Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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' z& B4 p6 \2 |" D: MYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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, X) @ Y, q/ p. TEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ! u3 j( c2 A8 s, g
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King eight egg.王八蛋 * N2 a( P7 I8 P- R( \# J
+ t. F* D2 l/ x1 y; iBlack son黑仔
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7 G& N, N: d4 zToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 2 k& \4 r# v( z8 Z, `! w! O: q
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 , d2 }; F8 f( L
4 Z5 b+ a# {5 r* c8 V' x# YTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 " x- W; d0 w" [; r5 ~' ]# x
' L) e4 u8 ?1 {0 c( u6 K5 ZGood mother.好娘 ( w' U, c0 E( s1 d9 \' W u
: f1 F$ B8 T% \( s. B* A& EYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ $ y( S+ c! n/ V5 C7 I
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Old dot.老點
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, w9 _3 X+ F; c$ V( K- k4 NOne old water 一舊水 * Z. u; @' T4 A/ o; `3 \9 R
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 2 ^! R( z* J( ^) K
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 J' \1 Q4 ^. M
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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9 c( _& A1 C, S6 Z0 eA dragon service.一條龍服務 + g2 H0 Y+ ]& u$ ?
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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* T \) j( I1 W' z" w0 gPump water.抽水 : r. y* `% C S3 ]
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Two hit six.二打六
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