香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ) ^( d/ V3 k5 A9 {* E
甘多人死，唔见你死。 # V5 `4 x  M( ^$ W; o3 C
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ' e/ ?8 {& x9 F- ^6 v- S
你教我以后点出嚟行?
6 A5 Z" Z$ M: `" b" k+ n3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
. E& w  y8 s8 f+ G3 b: T( i% E, T: U如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
/ g7 I' t% }+ a$ Y4 "I saw a pork chop"
0 u8 w' Y8 K( S5 ^我见到件猪扒啊。
. T6 b( J3 V0 I( f8 d' c; }. B5 Are you road? ) u/ ^8 u, N. O+ f
你系咪路啊？ , `3 `+ ~( P/ x/ {0 A, i  f
6 What the water are you?
& F) v( Z5 K0 |你系乜水啊？ 9 m3 \! D9 V4 \( K  f( `2 {
7 Do you big me? % n0 O* t7 [$ H/ B. {' n
你大我啊？ 1 t; y+ B) A; c: ~. @
8 Zebra chops people.
2 f$ G7 y  u- e. B* Q( N' {/ M班马劈友。   {: `' U; D! E# N8 d
9 The king of the cutting girl.
9 s- P8 K* _; [+ t) t* u界女王。 ' D  Q% q. u* ]# b. g
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. . \8 P" M, t: J9 X, Y1 r
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
9 T" F+ S, ]4 C; f4 c- n/ e11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
/ q9 f$ u! n4 h# I+ l) b你当我无到？ 4 @6 ?) ?! ]* e$ k# R  x" D
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
1 e/ C& o) ?3 g# p你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ / ?& {" d' a, W1 Z9 x
13 Today I was very black son. & |0 P) ?- j) h. _
今日我好黑仔。
9 C' B9 X% c$ d' u& g) R& y14 I am wearing grass.
% Q# p% K1 Y% X. N$ F2 Q' Y: H我着紧草。 ! `/ |( N- E4 P: V
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
' v, j5 p, z: t你未够班同我讲数！   e( H! T# S4 j  G6 D3 w6 A( N
16 Two beat six.
: ]+ o( M# x8 Q; N) }$ u, c& e) U二打六
' I6 d# p# G, j8 S17 Two five son.
0 x: ^. a9 ?# U% H二五仔
$ H0 k# w9 i7 B; o+ z/ ]+ `18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
) m5 H- c% A2 E& a0 B琴琴青 4 c4 w1 B# i# k
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
1 P% D3 S4 G) b6 B5 [我俾D顏色你睇睇！
# R$ g- z' h) {20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ' @3 ?& D  e. V) |. A
蠢蠢欲動 。 & ^5 z: g* r) r, Y3 m
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 4 s# y( @, n9 l
人山人海 。
3 B- A' {$ \' \3 q( F& Q* D0 X1 @22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 / M2 G" y, @" x" U  h
你算老幾?
  S' m' I+ p3 ?& Y4 e# M23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
& [% T5 i; H" j* k) v你講乜鬼? 4 _" ?, K% H' [8 f+ b
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 - W# \& u0 z- R3 S
我驚你有牙！ - p, t9 X: ~6 S) H: q8 W( _
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ) F$ s+ @7 f& Z& K2 Z- W0 q& g8 k/ I5 ?
心花怒放。   
* V' I4 O* _* tFish skin
1 R5 ~8 j9 C* D% ^鱼皮 。 6 a8 l, x' L. S
Monster of blowing water. * U. ?2 v: W8 [8 I( |: i
吹水怪。   h" `! Q. |7 [7 O$ _0 u: j: ?7 s
Face green green
- b7 I* @, f1 V/ U面青青。
" B% P/ ^; `4 M5 b: ?You see road carefully
$ ^7 u: O7 w9 I你小心睇路 - I7 W% {  c- o- `2 `9 P6 q
You go to street carefully 9 I$ L" l: h8 q: @
你出街小心D。 ; `* z# L' f, l1 O8 G) a+ W
Do the world ' m6 O0 P4 ^5 l
做世界 。
1 L: e1 k9 q) {. A% V& k# RBig tea rice 2 G. ~6 ?2 n  A# o1 Z. B  h
大茶饭 。 # V& I/ y. y: Z/ q0 Q
American chinese not enough. # ]& x: p4 `3 h' Y6 a
美中不足。
2 \2 p5 t) n0 s9 a/ qKing eight egg.
" r: r7 K0 x4 z* j4 \王八蛋 3 q2 ^) M6 P4 P8 @8 `
High hand. 6 z4 y$ C8 [8 m  x
高手 ) S' M9 r! X5 ]- `/ Q+ H* r, |

4 V* I5 C0 Q8 R' NOld dot.
1 u* X" a+ B) ], o: c% I% i老点
, _! a8 s) O, O0 p% O0 HOne old water
: R) I7 p, Y7 [+ g一旧水
" @# C, C; d3 q% h% _I know your mouse.
- I" L  {2 w& N5 W我识你老鼠！ ' j% _1 ~+ c1 A
Measure water/Pound water.
1 A/ u1 ]8 T7 b* R磅水
1 R1 k" M, Q# m4 H% f1 W8 zA dragon service.
- ?& `, O) @" e# N3 i" l+ Q8 k一条龙服务 2 p8 F: {) @/ |' _4 n
Pump water.
& J! u2 u7 j5 d1 Z2 A7 b0 V' Y' L****
5 P* ^9 M6 p0 H$ m  R" y! JI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# w" k6 g3 }- q# V$ ^9 X( h2 f我吹鸡打你班友。 7 W. V8 @$ S. `% K( A! h. t; j, b
You jump building.
! p) H5 T5 G8 N3 g你跳楼啦。
3 Q9 y- k& V$ jYou come back home and eat banana
9 T3 v/ ?% s4 U2 m6 H$ H" ?你返屋企食蕉啦
- Z+ N- v, Q, x6 D1 G" KI give you a hair. 9 u8 e' V  B. P; Z/ S0 g
我俾条毛你ar! 0 d" Z( ~; a5 a# H+ A8 t' N4 h

: T% M9 D/ o- H, {' [Collect skin
% M& O8 ?/ K% X6 z3 P( ^2 }0 z收皮 5 c5 C1 a& J& o. `$ ~8 t, R) _
Collect father
! h; E' m. g% @8 [6 l收爹
0 x; Z$ ~2 M# v3 o2 `# SYou give me collect father. $ o3 c0 w/ [. q7 r
你同我收爹！ " s# [; e: M) z2 _( S: z9 c# D
Laugh die me.
0 D" X" i1 d: Z, ?笑死我。 ; v3 F, V. u$ ~8 {$ Y* [
You give me stop.
/ Y8 t, j& ~1 v! e& S* r- i6 l你同我企系度。 0 }1 o# E1 l- e  C$ e
Eight woman ( r5 G1 \  y# v" [9 F  Z
八婆 + e5 U% j4 H# P, W' B* M% d- T
Eight woman,you are good!
% h8 B" n$ Q/ w* Z) [3 t八婆，你好o野!
6 f5 z! C- d* ^& y4 J1 `What the spring do you do? # \  k+ R2 Q, f6 T  ?( Y# P
你搞乜春啊?
. b5 X3 c2 n6 \0 QA dog of eating dung
8 j* K( b* C; @% K2 f' p- D# D食屎狗
3 K0 Q4 u) P; e; y! h' ^- K) x( n. QA ghost of ass
! @- l& d  R8 T屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....) K6 }  l7 w$ i8 O" \, h
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

2 P6 t. Y/ [" y2 j: d, b: ~

  e. p* g* a$ i# b4 J# wtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......+ z1 w  o! g8 e
this is not hong kong style english.....  ^8 b) F! n7 D4 s. S' m
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...... I' v, i. x. p2 @3 p
i've already ban this shit...
8 U: m9 x7 O! B2 r1 o$ adon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.