香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
3 p& U6 [  g0 F1 y" {甘多人死，唔见你死。 0 r7 V, ?7 e' s" P
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?   d: s6 ^4 b  j& y9 ]+ {' `8 R
你教我以后点出嚟行?
; F$ r. F; g2 O# x5 W, V& J3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.   G6 Z, A' @* @( g$ r' d, Z0 T8 k& }
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 5 c: C: r( {& W$ x" p9 T5 c# D
4 "I saw a pork chop"
1 f: Y5 H8 h6 r5 q我见到件猪扒啊。
4 s. X! D7 U/ g5 e& e5 Are you road? - y  E0 c8 N% J1 @. |9 F
你系咪路啊？ * r. Z! S, u6 ?7 S" U/ @. C
6 What the water are you?
+ {9 c1 H4 L4 f! A/ L你系乜水啊？ & w' g+ m, S* h; c2 X
7 Do you big me?
( r; o6 a( z' \你大我啊？ . N: o( ?1 E6 {, p8 k: d
8 Zebra chops people.
: _, Y# k  H0 ]$ q班马劈友。 8 T- F9 F* r% E. i
9 The king of the cutting girl. / p% s5 W& c( I
界女王。
! J6 p2 F! G: R2 I10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. # m7 M( A$ }% L! A) a$ V. s) B
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ' N$ |. _) _2 G3 {: Z$ R
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
2 u1 k$ e) V5 [0 t! Z/ W" D你当我无到？ " D3 K# X3 u; x" G9 d5 R. C) L
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
. ]5 `" V& a6 n8 |2 h6 X你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ! L. |) E, s# C- b7 n; Z
13 Today I was very black son.
* |' X' W6 J6 ?5 o) X7 h今日我好黑仔。 $ ~" w; c* K1 @! ^. Q5 [
14 I am wearing grass. 5 i: {6 s) K5 J0 E5 q
我着紧草。
7 Q. f) v$ S2 M8 @2 R9 |15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
6 |1 e& W- H) b- r% A* ^你未够班同我讲数！
; G6 N/ _5 d  {! J* Y, X' B2 s16 Two beat six. 8 I2 Y3 D- w( e& M! c
二打六 & O; ^0 G" b* N1 s* _2 N
17 Two five son. 2 R1 n* h! Z5 ?8 [4 D
二五仔
. C9 E' `! Q0 E5 P18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
8 x% E7 z8 J% J* {6 Y6 H' S琴琴青
0 A, C3 u$ q2 W3 U" u& O19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 1 o/ ^& Y* M4 m% f1 X" n
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
" t# k4 ?& g) E, B! y5 d0 S20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
% O; W8 V* n/ J/ [' g蠢蠢欲動 。
6 n7 V& r' w2 m# ^/ ~21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
+ h. X7 b8 F* g人山人海 。
' _. r* e- V% K* S5 ^22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
+ _' `7 ^9 @$ F$ ^6 b你算老幾?
8 |; {4 Z% D! K6 @0 t3 u! ~5 Q/ e23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 7 s: z) e3 ?" x; ^& B
你講乜鬼?
. }) j( u9 K& ~- @0 ]24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ) i/ r9 w$ n1 {' i6 Q5 r1 v
我驚你有牙！
4 q1 y' T  Z; ^) ~2 \+ e' o$ H25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ! Y8 M9 Q" o( w; K1 S
心花怒放。   
) T6 N2 p8 K6 I  w* r8 x1 CFish skin
1 _! S2 B& ]% s3 e2 x6 M4 R鱼皮 。 - U# I0 E$ x- i4 x4 f6 U3 [
Monster of blowing water.
, F) U4 l5 G# ?吹水怪。 $ [7 }; P9 m9 _$ ]
Face green green / u& b$ _% `4 w$ ]8 s0 W
面青青。   Q$ b( P; Z) E. g" i$ |
You see road carefully
6 q$ I; u; ]3 F0 r' C) H你小心睇路 ) O% W8 G2 a" C1 J
You go to street carefully
3 s* C5 e1 }( `1 u( A你出街小心D。
) k+ }7 r: B/ o! N1 A& bDo the world
, v) x9 |. t1 b9 R; v做世界 。
1 W2 W8 L+ A: g( o! S# IBig tea rice
) T- m* k, O  _9 a+ `, `" Z大茶饭 。 $ q2 @% j0 ]* P0 f
American chinese not enough.
( s/ g4 ]% `5 f美中不足。
% g" X: Z, c3 dKing eight egg.   \8 p2 Z" v% m% |$ I: s0 ]
王八蛋
. f5 L4 R# H2 k8 K+ m8 K6 HHigh hand.
' @) U8 V9 Z5 A+ f3 e高手 7 U0 O4 S) B8 B- s" L6 O: _

& Q7 R3 g$ I% ?; q. y5 k) C- ?Old dot.
5 `9 t$ L, H) ^$ B老点
/ |" |2 T% w* n/ M. E- wOne old water * i5 c5 E$ b" g- O/ h  P0 [( ^8 W
一旧水
7 k! @5 O3 u1 `% vI know your mouse.
6 `" ]4 d8 a% M9 A/ w5 z我识你老鼠！
8 s7 w- |: a( s3 n; Y& ?: `+ ^' XMeasure water/Pound water.
, \* T" ]- k% S1 y$ D3 S6 B" R磅水
' s7 a7 n/ x. @4 E2 J# d6 M0 {A dragon service.
  Y1 c5 w/ H0 p' E5 l4 Z一条龙服务
' W$ ?( Y" t% p5 O& S; bPump water. 0 y1 N* t& t: v* V
****
& j$ Z5 i0 J& ^6 ?2 n5 S; pI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 b5 A: l: M" B: A
我吹鸡打你班友。
% w4 P$ G3 f" p/ D6 ~+ a- g  O/ G  IYou jump building. + v8 c3 L6 w( |: W4 y8 C0 T! H
你跳楼啦。
! C  d. \6 D) N/ A0 K% LYou come back home and eat banana * W9 ?! i3 u2 D. S. A4 Y
你返屋企食蕉啦
3 y" {1 A) W. z; o& v1 X* y+ eI give you a hair.
6 ]$ Q3 f# t4 l2 U6 @! f6 D我俾条毛你ar! 3 t) r; D# ?  V) f
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Collect skin ; K' ?  I( v7 b1 S! \( {* n
收皮
& O* n, ?1 }+ [0 C/ `Collect father   u0 k$ p8 I% _% m  p6 e
收爹
' N5 q$ F5 W; _+ yYou give me collect father. ( `# p5 z: ?7 u3 X
你同我收爹！ ' F* G/ |2 a1 G
Laugh die me. : J" O# P9 H' Y3 r/ D( D
笑死我。 : z6 n" l. j. A" Q
You give me stop.
  V8 c9 P  R0 m+ p9 V你同我企系度。 , f, `, g" `1 y! H
Eight woman
! o0 K' J8 h$ ~/ _  o! M, U; [八婆 % j" j4 k. V; x# l- U
Eight woman,you are good!
- v8 h2 O. E& Z, N八婆，你好o野! 0 T  U. f0 K7 z: a- w
What the spring do you do?   B! E( o# s" _5 c( {9 v1 J
你搞乜春啊?
, C/ b" \6 U, E/ }, g/ ]5 ~) aA dog of eating dung
: {0 {1 h' I) u  |! a3 T食屎狗
8 {; P) k* U2 U3 X7 S( A+ \A ghost of ass , X$ I& W* P7 Y$ @
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....& a" s7 \" D' _# q
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......4 h3 P) h4 t, E
this is not hong kong style english.....+ M6 S0 Q5 Y. c
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
9 z! B* a/ u5 p" Q" T! {i've already ban this shit...
: I$ T; {, E& C( M: pdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.