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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 5 W. T3 K2 G* f) m/ c: M( P
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' o6 D' t( E0 U7 f, x: B E& hPiano piano green 琴琴青 5 Y- d9 e6 E: Z+ \
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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3 B) V- T7 R& pI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 1 g$ r" W- M: h+ o W: L6 _) @0 Z
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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3 c# h1 g' ]& a. E; _I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ; n* P- s1 K* W4 l9 s- o5 K+ r
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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9 D! I! b, q2 Y) {+ W6 n, }) Ofall on your street.""你個"K" 5 d# M9 r. K) g
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Blow water吹水5 j: d5 K5 V; Z( m! {+ |
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 % T1 k2 b, X8 ^: t! Y
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % g3 S/ i: ?! W' Z. \6 H
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 % v ?) T, i' m, k
5 [% N' E2 `. LFace green green臉青青 。 s- g- K' Q6 N8 ^
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 2 A1 f! x: ^- i; k
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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t, T' _2 E8 O2 V4 |" ~; Y) x7 AYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 . ~3 @: j3 M4 u
+ e- K. v6 C, r! s# }You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ; ]0 p. ], V+ L" [
6 Z3 @1 m: E' Q1 MYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 1 G( `% _- t" @6 p7 f; y( j) o u
/ P! x% i' _) cPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 ( z% K8 d& ~6 u7 }
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? : f& x9 n E5 K
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Eat banana食蕉 $ C, q, J+ n' J: A$ R4 F7 Q" |7 Y
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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$ W" e' j' _& e4 v! [What the water are you?你係乜水? 1 U6 ~9 C p- O
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? / ~. a8 p: Z$ f$ v$ g
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 + s, ^+ }7 Z9 `' }4 h
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Do the world做世界 。 ! X0 }/ |% @/ N% J" {- A
3 h( B6 F9 k* A( i0 t/ C$ l2 YBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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- V+ J, a( U4 u" o$ y2 hWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 , Q) W. L- j0 }
* o! n% j2 [$ w% h+ s0 _) AThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 1 f. U/ j9 U7 O# \
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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* v E& Q4 N, k! xDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 - h/ q4 b" J; n" L. w
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ) S! A& r5 M7 D
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ! B* H) K. [' R; Y
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 7 [3 M# x9 ~" m- D* t6 h1 N
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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( ~6 n5 C- G9 B/ ~Eight woman八婆
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$ h6 x4 j7 f' q0 K& @- EEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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- g( d. K# l ~7 U j( s0 s, ^King eight egg.王八蛋 : }7 s9 | x: D! r; w% q% _( }
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Black son黑仔 2 m3 w, S/ ^( G. s' v4 U5 I
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ T( E6 K2 V0 I) c8 }3 t
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Wear grass著草 6 m/ @! _5 \6 t& S' e
; g7 K4 T; B; EI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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0 O9 K* S- U. R) BA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 8 Z; k1 Z3 n! e4 }7 L
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 0 I2 ~1 v, x7 P2 [7 J
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Good mother.好娘 0 `' E3 S! J: w% N a
l3 p* F# k8 L q4 p* H/ yYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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4 j E) f# Z# s K3 v5 f1 }0 F( P! o8 IOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 " ^0 [. e% f: t. b: I" D& K# ~
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? : Z L* A p7 L8 O, X
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 + l0 f9 H. V4 l) D
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 + z2 F5 L1 m6 N" K7 u$ r6 O: a
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Pump water.抽水 # B" J- S1 J+ S) l
! G" k! j4 u4 F2 tTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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