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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~( s7 D" A% v/ Y+ Y2 X9 Y6 g

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(轉)港式英語
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8 R& z0 f. m+ r: Y! g' t4 I; r& SPiano piano green 琴琴青
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1 f3 s* }% A& n1 W& rPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ! I1 G6 x5 W, X* h  S
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 " O( e( T- g' {' }

& C0 d1 U+ t2 Y$ `* W& u; CFall on a street@@ 。
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/ E5 t$ D4 V0 x' ifall on your street.""你個"K" , f' j6 F1 E1 A& g: |0 Z/ F, }

8 P9 E/ C# _$ r% X7 mBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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# _$ [+ a8 m7 s6 jBlow chicken吹雞 + I0 O# s7 \# C& M

6 l, o9 d9 \+ r2 G3 FI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
1 j& c9 h" C) _, h, H: z我吹雞打你班友 。   G6 ~" I3 N! U4 G0 b  [/ }
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 # Q+ p$ W# B+ G, L4 e  Z* p/ Q

. Q8 q5 w0 E3 s: h"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
3 L" i" E" M2 Y; u點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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- Z; i' Z( G7 K! m! h& I0 t5 UYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ( u  u5 r& n9 v

3 P9 w: U. W! V# D+ SYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 4 h5 p. |: n6 E" p/ ?

/ ~9 j* h( Y5 n* I6 c" G  qYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 $ p& _3 ^5 `$ \- A) d5 H
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ( R* h' d4 r  n# ~) V: k; M

+ W7 F9 |6 N% t; xEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 2 F" j" U# M4 _* {+ C& B+ `

( Q$ i0 ]1 ]' W* F# k5 wWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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+ l$ j' ]2 V$ v$ `! G3 @Do you big me?你大我呀? ) f2 o" M- r4 W; B' F7 v

- p9 W7 o4 m! _4 u1 `3 eZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 * R1 g  L1 {- u. V1 Z, g% c
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 4 s" x* C  g) w% d8 I& y

3 s# @; _* n8 LCut girl 界女 / p7 K1 y9 n" B( B0 a
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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8 U2 H9 }0 ]3 M; j& WCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! - w' y- \1 m) Y( v! ?
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Collect father收爹 ( A7 ?2 N6 @2 F! C4 D7 F
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 3 r3 }% }) k) O/ k) [9 ^4 p

/ A0 g$ H" O6 n( d: I% FDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? $ s0 N) s8 U, f6 ?* |1 @. H
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ; f, b- ?5 N$ ?' t

1 g- R5 q8 ^2 L( k0 @1 ~9 [You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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* w, k0 T/ }/ s2 C' `5 V: XAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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$ Q# X# T( R; n) R2 J$ I+ yYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. - T" V% {; V' s2 l8 b
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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6 w) C: W/ L) T. n2 QEight woman八婆
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, i. e: v- ^3 i3 xEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! * b$ d# G4 x3 d8 @! j

8 o: ^" z5 v4 ~* L5 @King eight egg.王八蛋 ' y: r3 w0 g" I; m. y+ N+ y  v

8 K& d9 K8 g; R, S; c4 }* u  E0 rBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 , O, Y, c# _* H# Q! W: k
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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8 o: C% u9 g" x8 ?" w* rI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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; p2 S3 {) I- w! S8 {- q1 D: y8 LHigh hand.高手
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" A/ F! S% Z3 ~; z7 AA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 % K% L5 O4 X( b1 q( |/ z" D2 ^

" ?! @$ d$ M1 ~; y9 }8 CTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 2 \; {0 L: d: V

1 a+ W, V0 k8 b! }- f( }- g1 T+ u) [Good mother.好娘 : {* G& M6 _3 r9 g1 C

. c7 k  u! i+ T# JYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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" e2 y. |2 w3 S( @One old water 一舊水 - R( _  Z( }, v) b9 a  `
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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* E- `. o* i! P) o. q) n, DMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 + a3 I5 x: z9 H  E- E7 B/ v( j

+ a- x- H6 P/ m- g. G+ o3 {  SA dragon service.一條龍服務 + T4 Z6 [' K8 |2 J/ {; \7 O

$ f9 e& p+ _0 T+ EHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 ; |1 R1 p% f: I9 Z
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Two hit six.二打六 0 j; r; A, Q8 C3 o! E, Z/ B, Z
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳$ j; @! L: V+ m
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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/ }9 v0 f3 D3 E* h% ]+ y  o: lyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳$ z! F. h; k) N) B8 d: R
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...# N6 d2 r% [8 s1 t
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。% Z' x4 x8 c% B* w6 j/ S% \
例如:
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有d以前睇過
- t- ]* A% C5 C1 v/ X+ X* s' u: m最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。+ j7 o. V$ Y( T; l
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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