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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  , r0 M+ @. t% _1 I: l2 D- U
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' j( k v Q' ^3 F(轉)港式英語 % N7 u/ T- Q! N/ @+ B
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 - b. h% {+ O' {2 g* ^- b
8 r5 |/ U: a l6 H2 r; f6 UPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 S9 e) y& e Q X# ~
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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0 U( q! X3 |& }3 Q: B( N8 sYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! , D! `4 c: y6 b% M+ G
& U4 I4 H1 e e9 ]If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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& _# [5 x5 \4 f5 ZBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ; B6 F- ~2 w& @" ~1 _
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Blow chicken吹雞 5 G% k1 _0 ~$ _2 [
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 o$ S2 i1 e0 G9 i8 A" o1 V6 P" k我吹雞打你班友 。
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8 A+ C1 `% {( D+ UStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 T$ [. K* S! t
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
& w# |6 q" S2 ?# D+ v: `6 M, a. s點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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' J3 [ f c' s& fYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 1 Q2 a# F1 X- |+ r3 m
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 4 L- x% i) V- u: |7 R7 d
4 p% P- l$ y. y# [5 t+ ~People mountain people sea人山人海。 $ X' h0 Z8 T. b6 [
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 5 K) J' Q- i1 q' b3 q1 z
% D0 K' i9 h3 qEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 3 m, U3 m/ K- X" v2 E
$ H9 X% t4 X/ C1 `/ [* \" YHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? : @; X+ \& n# ^) \; _
d- H) l; [( c' @( ?* F0 EDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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5 e' u t7 P. Q. z& R$ IDo the world做世界 。
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: n0 m' l' E/ u6 n6 G2 x: `- Q. TBig tea rice大茶飯 。 & T* ]" v7 _, q& g9 \" Z
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 V& c \ i0 ^' Z
6 R! D, } v9 Z6 Y8 A( wCut girl 界女 7 x+ T8 i6 H- h1 M: H& L
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 6 G6 f2 c5 T/ ^ |9 }
9 w: T- I4 J7 d K" t8 yCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 8 l# X1 Q$ X/ N% b# K ^
, U2 G1 Q1 U5 z+ F$ c: R, JI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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7 R8 U, p% E# k5 y! W' W0 NCollect father收爹 % i6 `, d: w: Z9 i/ l# g
+ M" C: n# O8 ]! y* yYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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5 I: V y5 X( @5 ]/ H1 p$ UDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 9 u& W' x: L! ]# [! @, Q
. J; @7 R2 u% Y4 M6 q% a+ ~Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ; D0 Q! F8 n5 l' A
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ' J8 n% q& n4 \& ]' D2 d
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 7 ~, d, G$ W. c" \
6 p7 {( P! w1 F* I! e! t3 M/ @You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
1 U( P" x% w5 k. K! U, P2 G" b2 f你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ! e& P! H! Z5 z+ h( r# j9 d
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Eight woman八婆 X% }6 ~+ i# Q% q
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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! Q$ W) y D7 ~4 PKing eight egg.王八蛋
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+ n3 W, r0 \* K7 S* hBlack son黑仔
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0 s3 W* J6 M7 WToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ( g$ B9 u- z" X
, \* v6 s5 M. e5 _0 m7 YWear grass著草 * m: `; a: `. G% s) p' I
6 r6 w: F, T# r, L) n' L( u0 [I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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" l( W' J: V7 f4 L, }2 t$ uI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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, b1 }& i" p+ SA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 5 b9 l5 ~. Q( o% s" L# e |. a3 \
% P! u5 |( @8 }# f# ^& a/ mTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 - J6 F' N: p. C7 g
2 B; P( V; i4 uGood mother.好娘 + S; P u5 J, b( @
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ( z7 o8 h" s- ]7 {: g: G
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+ J3 \0 x4 t: ?One old water 一舊水 % _ @+ r# U9 w) O) a. d
3 x9 Z n/ P' o. q; w) M+ s6 XWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 7 b( P( h# g9 J! P. H/ G
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ' ^0 O* p& G- C% p
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ) f+ f" C: J+ ~% N; Q: p+ r1 x1 E
; h6 [ V. d0 E+ b$ N9 @A dragon service.一條龍服務 7 `5 b: d, R! g+ h$ j, }% l8 Y
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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: S. G% t' A& u; @2 `/ Q/ aTwo hit six.二打六 % c! P. F: d/ I2 a5 @; R( J
, g5 c7 R8 V4 Y, S: B& yTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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