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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 5 @/ G% j, D: X q9 \7 h% o
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+ M" Q. Y& x. ~( h' N+ A8 V9 @! V" yPiano piano green 琴琴青
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+ X+ n! _+ r- W) ~( p8 ]& ?" F/ g9 p QPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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4 d' T# A% s! s R p) A1 R& C" F4 `You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ' N& K w3 b$ ?' a6 h
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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& L6 g: Q: J9 H" h: r) b( TIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 , y8 q, @+ y, o- Q8 W7 a) f4 T6 p
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fall on your street.""你個"K" # J+ u9 A4 Q5 p- y
* l& x2 P" ]( ?9 e3 tBlow water吹水
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: b7 _: V3 l1 Y% sMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. $ Z: i# l, M4 N+ q
我吹雞打你班友 。 5 v+ W+ a1 p: a0 x
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 e( U7 F, |2 z z0 G% B8 p
# b9 a5 c t/ i) n) J" MFace green green臉青青 。
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/ X( M% l$ G0 x/ ]: a. Y"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ' @( R7 y; Y; n% l5 f
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ' V w7 q7 d" d4 @1 |+ Z' O
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 3 j& E& G! @ e
+ Y# ~) {" m9 t) K; s9 Q. H9 RYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - c& i2 d( O! o9 K* ?6 ?0 G
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ; V& z! B4 D3 W6 n6 X
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 9 z( n, c* U# z
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? , L0 ]. I" r6 L" I
* G' _! }2 h4 G7 ]9 W. ]Eat banana食蕉
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# c+ m% m" E* K* M& F7 \" O$ i& BYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 7 {: k5 ?6 N8 n4 A* _! ^
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? % h) a5 d9 R$ h' f2 v0 V$ Y
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ' M7 q! K3 _4 Z
+ J3 N# i( f0 k) [6 [) kZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 - A5 _+ B5 F g G- f7 v
$ X: q! J% O4 l3 T' W$ [3 iDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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8 Y& Z" z) B+ Y: [What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 $ R9 Q* V) i6 r5 J4 t% M
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ t/ T) h, ~3 D$ U1 N
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 $ o5 \8 G$ L$ v" f. N; r3 Z5 d
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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: U* w, e8 Z. aLaugh die me.笑死我。 ; W$ g; C; G* I+ p0 W
# N: t. A1 p' QYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 G6 K3 P5 |3 R! \8 r* Y
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 " m# t/ L# P+ z, h5 d: |, O ]; L
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 0 v J( {; }- `7 S
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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/ |9 L' O* S$ ?. A" t" d5 e- KEight woman八婆
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) o, O, X) w2 D$ U# k" Y2 MEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 5 @6 [1 l6 |* X: w7 _; n+ f1 y
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Black son黑仔 $ V( a$ @$ B7 r I4 X
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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6 o9 k f) l$ Q7 [" lWear grass著草 * e+ T; P& z a# E1 M
" r7 c8 u' f9 v" u. R! H# N4 E% {I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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1 w# n, u0 k) mI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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' l9 {0 j3 A3 A% G3 ~High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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# M# v6 C$ @- }6 fTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 V' [4 g. y% O
2 o7 T' R* J( m: {! r, P6 b* IGood mother.好娘 # ^+ ]8 H' K- A4 W4 X1 F
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 " `, \5 N6 n9 z
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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d; n/ [% }* q& j/ e- t% K; FA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 6 G. Z( @2 d* K$ W9 V" v' X8 |
5 r8 r( ]0 O! F1 l3 ?: R" nA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 * X* |1 Z; N; |; ?! q
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 . Z7 `$ N& _& B g2 Z+ u
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 / w, |- G8 ?* k& M$ q
( e4 I# k- A& L3 Q2 o1 PHold hold water.楂楂水 % M" K' c) r; ^) i4 }3 e
7 j; U; o }7 {9 o5 UPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 ; s7 l; k; F; T5 n9 r% s$ P( S
- i2 [8 h' N2 m9 L2 Z* x0 o, v" xTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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