[English]: Jokes..

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9 Q6 _' i# t- ]' e# F9 Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 L( M8 W1 w3 H4 V  \9 t6 ~% Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 f) w) {. n" V* D) ?0 j5 Z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 ?$ h6 `& _" `$ X4 x% i
a.They give like hell. $ Y3 g2 I9 v& d# o: u# z! d
b.They do not yell.- N8 T( g& ^) d
c.They do not tell.
3 G+ o$ a! M) _8 m0 Sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 |3 U( ?& ^2 H+ K

0 `$ f; c/ }9 J+ x3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% l: J# U" C) f. P8 h' h# V9 E" X7 @- a HEART to love him,9 D% U& z) p6 E( \5 J6 M7 x  g; j# ^
- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 o" t8 R% Q% W( `. v/ K
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 t* n+ H0 T+ K* U) g
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* W3 y; W7 D/ t# z, ^
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. c0 y, _/ p" j/ L; J6 F2 ?
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. V- z0 |2 r: [; uThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
- y, u2 W4 r" ^9 \: pThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 S% D" P* y- \: P) L% m" a7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* D+ \4 N4 }) p0 k+ a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) b6 }0 O$ A8 v- {* m& cThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great