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人之初:At the beginning of life. 4 o2 i( G1 u4 k) n, Q" f; H

8 k9 Q/ V( M( W/ c$ O7 F( e性本善:Sex is good. # |* x% I1 t  T# u

# p* u' h' `* W( t9 I' A, y性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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) S) M( o7 K" a/ O. S習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 6 e5 ]- _- y$ [; Z% ?0 }

& c1 M/ ^# Q6 a* j" ^" }* m/ ^苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' g2 Z9 v/ f0 J7 a; r3 \2 C

. M# t0 ^- l. [3 s* ]性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 3 I4 k/ }; m& u) g' Z
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教之道:The way of learning it 6 n8 T0 b1 b" i- Y# x$ Q
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $ H, U! m6 s4 Q9 [

, N3 Y+ ]# P$ L! d8 o7 e昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : G$ R8 \2 t$ M; n+ Z- T

# F) B3 }6 p! r% ?9 q- q擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 g# U; d% D  @4 w8 _7 k% ?" T

/ m' P: Z3 d3 Z+ H5 J0 j) v子不學:If you don't study hard, ) ^( m! o5 \  g

# F7 ?! Z# V7 i( |% o9 q斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 6 W9 f6 ]% Q+ \! c

9 m9 L& P( I0 U+ Q4 [9 I竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 6 h! n7 m0 R. {/ W, @

8 U1 T* h* e9 R1 W* S2 W有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 4 B: n, R* L2 ?
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教五子 :All his five son took it ; l2 l5 _& w, L1 w' L
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ( F7 k4 l) B0 E* ?2 J+ u6 x

/ b: {& {& x+ D7 s父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( \4 p. j' |7 ^9 K3 S  H0 j

% Z" ^4 q/ l4 ~7 m+ U8 t* A+ X+ I師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. / d' M" R2 [7 z- ~- v& W

0 ?* L: i: t# L0 y1 r/ M* S! M/ T8 h子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 D2 ^7 P  m% w; y: s' R5 R' J1 F

3 X# X4 z2 H6 w) q* ?幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; V& J& W+ h+ N; v( v  V

0 B( q& @6 u" X6 D5 Y0 G% T4 H老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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. D, U, s( w( b: o玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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; z  P* z  M" }0 a$ N不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ; J4 Z" F0 s" s# S( p$ K
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 1 b) f- y0 K2 O2 y/ B! N9 c  T
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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