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人之初:At the beginning of life. # C- h1 d) H9 Q1 b
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性本善:Sex is good.
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3 p7 z4 S$ r& n/ p! t0 f性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. # \+ K$ f1 m; C: r

. d4 E) l, V0 f9 K4 j! K2 r: ~$ ~習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. * V# @1 W7 i" }! U* S8 L$ X
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 6 J, s8 g- x- \1 o, s( i

4 P" e* e7 }+ w, Q3 Q& C貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # k, t, \- R* z+ i* u0 d2 h
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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* y0 ?; U. s0 B% ?) f$ n擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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( b: c- [2 u3 y& s1 A& G- Y子不學:If you don't study hard,
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+ q/ J# U6 g0 N0 s5 O4 n4 a斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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7 N' Z" R" h7 v) c* i竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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. `! H8 [) u. v! [& P; b有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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# ^( ~1 q( `! B6 I- w教五子 :All his five son took it - ], C) v  Z8 O" \% m0 w/ y: `

9 S4 x3 m8 x& X2 Q5 _8 S名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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: m0 |; y6 W* m/ g5 t( i養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, " O: _0 H4 a! b% V
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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3 p6 a8 c' Z' P& y" P教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, - G+ i, F2 e& n' W& |7 I9 }6 _
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 K6 o, ?! v% E
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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+ Z" j% }% ^% q% }幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 U/ U& }5 ~$ n* M! }6 y
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 4 i0 ?+ K% K# z' R5 z: t! |2 B

* Q4 @" _% y& X玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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8 P4 l) v4 F8 i* U% g人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 5 d% B/ _% L# P0 V0 N1 v, i0 v
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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