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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ - V, ?5 M$ Q3 J: A" ~
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. `- ?0 D/ q& g$ ^; HPiano piano green 琴琴青
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8 K5 J9 W3 x" ^! NPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 9 m5 h6 K1 w% l% F1 p) g8 f
% U: \" r& t" X0 ^You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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; W1 z7 r8 P% H$ Z- T7 dI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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- g5 E6 Z( p1 R& ~5 [$ rBlow water吹水
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, u3 Z8 Y5 k$ c: x6 ~' L4 KMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 1 y& j) J. T6 ]3 m. N; d7 _
5 v5 B$ G0 k' gFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
" [! I# T) p2 p& e7 ~0 R% ^點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 7 g6 x2 F0 t! G0 a6 k
$ f( m/ D+ K( n8 rYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 # d+ S5 |0 }0 p
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 $ `2 F `8 {+ I- e6 ^
3 P- G6 K" t- Z4 f HYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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9 p8 W9 x* w& q: j% ~) JAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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) q1 |' v0 M" e* pEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 , R1 e3 _ x* {! O0 @; y1 Y5 q
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How senior are you?你算老幾? . k: x" ] H# _' ~6 J6 _+ `
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What the water are you?你係乜水? $ X) R" e7 Q6 n1 c5 I) U- k7 ^
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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3 v0 @" H' C @" DDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Z& A4 ?! b0 x' U8 I2 Z0 K) w& GZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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( Z& n0 F7 h2 x! XBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 4 h6 D, {& ? n( p4 k- \# o( L# D
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Cut girl 界女 . o0 g: P1 x: \) u
$ _2 X8 l U/ A' b7 DThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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# ]; M( Q) Z! D5 CCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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; G' u& I3 Q6 EI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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4 d- l$ ^% ?& M7 X/ o* \5 GCollect father收爹
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+ p/ L! v) @$ p$ ~3 L' b0 BYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ / x; h: T. [ _/ D" n2 T/ k/ ~( a' m
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 . D. A4 }. g8 |7 a/ f( q/ v" R
& R7 M0 m* Z( l* D! S" }5 MYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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+ p2 v+ { |( J5 ~9 p7 x$ UHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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5 u/ p! {6 _0 pYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ; t. X/ |2 R3 w/ ]" k
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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, ~( L& \4 i% X! bEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ; f: |# l0 j/ s) I6 C
; U/ D) s% w- ~( T; q, \! ~; l2 lKing eight egg.王八蛋
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/ X* {; U5 k, H- E8 IBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 9 G3 \+ L& Q" ]2 y1 ^" r5 Y ^
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Wear grass著草
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6 v$ M* k/ D( E1 D' w/ m1 |I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ) N# b" q$ O1 g; C& }
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ # C- }# p+ b0 `; s
5 h7 ^! u/ U5 q: DHigh hand.高手
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 9 I2 i d1 Y' Z) h
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ) j) e" c/ }& D0 \8 _
. q4 C' f) ]/ d7 e/ M; } d2 }Old dot.老點 + T7 l( w+ c/ W C7 {
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One old water 一舊水 . j; e* ~" \0 q7 |" S
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? , F0 q7 ~( F! J2 `
, f6 e+ a W* k! l+ E9 `3 @A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 6 f' a* X0 E( ]1 L; q
O. Z- J% _) _; ~Measure water/Pound water.磅水 . X, h( e4 j7 w. F: ]4 G5 G+ }
! s; w( z( E" P3 k. U3 RA dragon service.一條龍服務
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5 m" n8 F! P! t/ Y7 o% ~# `Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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