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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  + {4 s# C. g J8 |+ |: x5 B5 r0 h
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(轉)港式英語
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! G1 j B( ]$ `' Y' MPiano piano green 琴琴青
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2 u( r% @% j# o% XPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 9 r) A7 r- |& d% t6 H* |
4 M: \) M$ Y2 z9 h* \I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 9 @- ]( Y# ?7 k0 Y; T( U
: l% @' Z7 m# ~7 ~ A/ CYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? $ f, A7 G; b0 h
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! " G/ ]+ @# x/ s5 z) _2 ~
8 W5 o8 p" x; k* W/ tIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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: g/ Q" @1 I, c: }9 y" HFish skin~魚皮 。
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/ U; `3 a* N" R9 U8 s6 O6 v9 `* G' ZFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ! D: ^- |( T$ a4 n2 U
* e" Q/ z. d# v' X7 I/ `1 p; fBlow water吹水* `2 L/ X4 ?) C1 S$ v9 |
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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. b; J1 [/ [1 b, V- UBlow chicken吹雞 ( y X$ l( S7 B8 j) P' D5 H2 f8 g
+ Y5 y5 L' X6 v5 M m, N! C% t AI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 K6 a( X& [/ _9 l m# o
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ' w8 ~$ T* K7 |( |0 a* G1 g. r" t4 v
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Face green green臉青青 。 ' `4 P8 n( M: `3 z. }3 q
+ U0 E0 f. p, k8 Y"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 1 Q) u" }7 H- I6 a
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 , P0 t) k4 k6 r# D0 ?# x Q7 d
% ?$ m9 s; j- B4 ]You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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" Z @1 J: H3 v7 f6 H. ]You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 7 Z) ]1 ]/ h! T2 {2 H% b- {
# d/ l8 A- s0 r4 F; j& ?7 rAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 3 X) g' L$ E; O$ i
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 7 `5 H1 D# V. h+ X* V
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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) O( b% N% d# ]: fWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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+ Z+ E/ \6 Q3 r* z& UWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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: ?3 U+ a2 [ N6 fDo you big me?你大我呀? " Q; j) c2 e6 Q2 Z
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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: L( m& {2 b$ C7 r8 o g1 HDo the world做世界 。 # h. d6 [1 y/ P5 u( I1 z3 l
" H6 f* s3 w. T* PBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? + S( \; h F- w: l* P' q$ k
/ i8 w% a/ G! K! h% V, B$ ?( |Cut girl 界女 # M2 B! N3 S/ i5 n
9 Q" N6 V. x' f" M8 C5 c: SThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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' u: B$ ^' e3 Q% y7 TCollect father收爹
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6 g' G, y9 k) T, y0 QYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 8 {* G6 T2 C1 }8 B: H& R
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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( N1 ]2 t' ]* E' \! P1 ^' g& T( KLaugh die me.笑死我。 ; w! i* i/ O$ B# u
5 T3 o7 H, ~5 |! i: PYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ' K) O1 p5 @+ i( o4 c, s
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ' q3 W, `1 w V; ]
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 F0 [0 ^1 K* `5 e
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
5 x4 K% B4 w, v3 A( [0 u6 k你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 + N \+ V& V' H1 I/ E& V
) |/ e) @ m: G! ^6 p5 m; l# z4 SEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 , C( X) @1 e# J: C
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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4 @: c3 F0 q% v: t9 e/ I$ W4 [0 OWear grass著草 ! n9 s, m/ y" ~2 ]" F( w2 X/ P/ N
: }) s& s; F7 I8 Y+ vI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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7 H% W0 p2 t; W7 Z& uHigh hand.高手 0 `( j% I6 T D0 _# Y* h% K
0 K. Y" K7 M2 `4 V4 ?6 cA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 5 X! [* c0 x0 N; }- Y
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 7 }2 W2 N% c5 |
4 H9 [* L+ N) v' b5 C0 DYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ( o1 [( i; S x/ A5 A4 o& [, ?5 A
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9 Z+ N+ \' z, w3 [0 s1 y7 LOne old water 一舊水
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& m9 }0 Q; {4 ~What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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, L" S3 L) ~8 u0 e0 kA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 . s5 k( ?! `( n3 F+ u0 }7 H
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 & B6 Z0 r" c; u) @+ ` `- L% }; [1 D
1 B+ R J$ ]- v/ o1 X# EA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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' L$ ^" j6 y/ D0 k1 B4 y# y7 IPump water.抽水
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* Z7 t$ H' p! \2 N6 Q( N6 aTwo hit six.二打六
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5 X) I$ r, h# _9 fTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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