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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~9 P, F) f5 l0 v6 a

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) Q  L" Y  @3 t% F- pPiano piano green 琴琴青
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; R* O+ ^+ w' QPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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# S5 A3 R6 P8 |7 \! g- s5 xI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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* K* Y7 {) E6 m4 DYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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$ J( Z  p5 s) v0 P) b- sI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! / R% v6 d% ^6 |7 z

' ?9 G% w$ x" Y' d- NIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 9 X( m0 q  h7 g
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Fall on a street@@ 。 * A0 ?/ o# W% J( C, S

! r# e, ^9 k! \3 D+ X! Ifall on your street.""你個"K" & c$ O* X1 n1 s+ [- Y- j

: |7 ^, z/ h' M2 r0 y+ q  Q2 ?Blow water吹水
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  z; ]8 n2 g: B% B, M: ^* U" GMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 " r' ~, d" j9 O6 b. i7 U

. s4 t9 C. u$ x7 X- c) QBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 j& p- ?' o3 f$ P* \1 ~
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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0 I: w$ G' q- _Face green green臉青青 。 : q2 ^" T; A& b/ l

4 c) N; J# g+ ]0 Q, i1 ]"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
5 V6 D% T' ?2 B7 Q7 R. M' T3 n點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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. v1 R8 r  H6 D) {/ EYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ) C( f4 u* ~+ \# Q# ]+ m
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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2 @$ a9 Q0 q* xPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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9 M* k' @: i+ g0 y4 l9 m: oAre you road?你係唔係路呀? & L0 Z# T8 l% ?9 d
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Eat banana食蕉 3 j$ t. F5 c, Q  }) X% h3 p
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 3 T! m' a* X3 C7 H- Y

/ h0 o8 [# I3 x# y8 sHow senior are you?你算老幾?   P( k* m. z; ]( O8 _; _* G
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What the water are you?你係乜水? / y2 H' a) R0 I+ Q

4 o8 h0 j6 V9 J& U- c3 pWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 9 h$ o" C) L" A1 S

5 d3 ]' [8 @/ Z2 uDo you big me?你大我呀? + u. D( O; f4 n* K. c3 u$ A

5 L  c8 K* g9 R, y$ D; M8 S% RZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 + a2 Z7 M& r- W6 z
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Do the world做世界 。 3 c. M, ~& T4 o: l- M, S: ]  o
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ( Z! ?; C; G/ j: t3 t, j

8 w2 x) ~4 ], ?  V6 u0 V3 I+ A+ VWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 0 u$ I$ E0 x$ B' z/ I$ m5 n

4 e% o: z5 ]% v6 W" ~Cut girl 界女 8 u0 U6 v6 b: P9 [& d

% f, m5 @1 m  |3 E- _$ zThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 # A1 a9 M- i3 r0 w

$ {( S% D" B+ W. W0 o' VCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ( S2 S! h; [. E/ [) L: ~
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! , f* S$ u: C. A7 n7 Y
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Collect father收爹 * K- m6 \7 u! _6 k% Z2 G

. }: u& S1 V( m5 J; jYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! ( |5 z: f6 Y9 |" D( S1 f

3 R7 c) N& l3 M' EDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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2 n1 M2 [8 ^# h& d: V; v# u6 QLaugh die me.笑死我。 ! F" g7 _) c" O8 R$ g$ O1 l

$ }  _5 p' a) }6 ]) ^9 NYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 % B5 [) B& k% X( |
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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, ?! H/ r: i" V6 S7 A' KHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 % i. p9 k* D3 F  H* x1 {1 r

& p" w1 Q: D* J* RYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. , o/ M2 J' \5 V- K( L
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! - g/ W6 f4 P: `( L, o8 i* R$ |
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Eight woman八婆 9 N6 e# K! T' x% e- Y% O1 D

8 R2 O& |& P& E# v' k4 ]Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 1 }  y. |+ U, }/ U3 e
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! + s) b/ y# ?& I* S
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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% D" \" o' P. [) V8 KA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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4 S) F4 R" _6 U$ R/ F9 GTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 9 L2 ~8 ~/ J) `" i2 j3 q. h

( c9 F+ D& G6 L/ C8 V- eGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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1 q# G. f5 R& ]1 \% {( d/ v; DOne old water 一舊水 $ w: \! p1 `* a# |; ^. }/ [& a& M7 e

( C  X5 V* e- L( c; c2 w4 y! EWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?   Z2 P  S, c; R7 m& w, ^

7 Q/ G8 @, \) }- T( hA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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2 N% j9 b# m: r) ZA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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0 \' e8 R( m; Q3 G5 |Measure water/Pound water.磅水 5 K0 }/ A- _  d  M% g, J" I

7 Y4 |& Z9 x3 P$ ~9 c. S. iA dragon service.一條龍服務
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7 M0 D% x+ R' w" O/ yHold hold water.楂楂水 # L  Q( T$ @9 y: t. \

; Y( s9 M' Y6 W6 o, x' j- P1 b; uPump water.抽水
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7 c/ q* R; m( A; c: ETwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳/ h+ w  C7 y$ N0 i# Q) N# H
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:0 h  e7 D6 ^- J% D. N
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. E7 d; u% Q( F4 _5 y4 |; gyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳) p- t- U8 H8 ?: K7 A6 `
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識.... {$ U, E  u, K- B
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦.." H( R2 M1 i  q. ~: Q

) ^( K4 H2 a8 y4 W/ Y3 O! ?& ?好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。* X7 \9 y. u- I6 q% [# C$ r) x
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
7 @% L2 e: R) J最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。/ S' O# s- \( h4 @7 P
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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7 o. K4 ~, W; q% ^2 O我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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