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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  4 t& s" g. \, G+ V5 _. {6 c
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 . W x1 | v1 U$ I- {; \8 Y( ~
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 + y, Z& K* F3 T" Z" r1 \% K; S; q
) g. B x4 K6 J. yI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? $ I9 O! a% D- R2 R8 Q
0 z/ c% o! M. h1 t0 mI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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. o" D3 Z2 Y$ q5 r( t$ n. wIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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8 ?% h2 t. H8 `- [fall on your street.""你個"K" 3 o( Y+ z5 f2 l8 p1 s5 M8 d
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ! u; l! S0 q7 R
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Blow chicken吹雞 : U# F3 F- }' M9 P, l
) Z5 y6 y4 s) E2 Z6 YI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , ^$ \8 i0 A, F2 k) C5 X
我吹雞打你班友 。
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I0 y' P( l/ BStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 7 ^$ s- X- r) [# s, j, c8 D
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Face green green臉青青 。 . B0 K0 M% z% e5 j1 V+ T7 ]
: |& ]; Q1 g1 ]+ t"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" - }! j3 Z. s9 g! H
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 * R- B* E* w) y3 u7 D5 |* O
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 2 U. K5 v1 e7 P- |+ B" u: y
3 N$ N5 J. z! x2 q6 x: OYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 9 c& G w, R! Y% G) f; w
0 Y# l% v y5 t4 ZPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 / m1 x/ y. }+ I p M
- s" f+ r% A7 p1 nAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 5 k" `0 L& Y& [7 ]" ~; k( D3 \. o
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Eat banana食蕉
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2 Y9 w& `9 a8 G& N, rYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 / L4 ]/ d, h4 W2 Y# ]
$ e1 u2 L3 ~* f" SHow senior are you?你算老幾? ) H! z- ]( ?8 h
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 7 M; O# _6 ?7 i6 X& ]. r
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 + M: W& j9 X" ?# c4 r( L/ J D
# X4 ]/ l$ i, S' e2 eBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 - `9 C+ c% F, a: K
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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1 e4 [* v4 z/ L FCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ' }/ p. }! K/ I; d' e
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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8 G7 t4 a# t, PCollect father收爹 * d7 Y9 P6 e2 m! V9 I, u* a: \+ M
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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# t" \: ?! d( C& r; A2 c6 v* }, _Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ) o. ?, B X/ a- x
/ }" l+ M. s& U7 a, nLaugh die me.笑死我。
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9 Q! C2 \5 V& g% [2 ?You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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3 y: ~4 G" K# k0 B9 ?, J/ y5 GAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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* L& X8 K% H0 N* N0 s1 THeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ) p8 M. e9 J2 v) w) a
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
* ~; g% |; _/ x( F& ^" @8 y你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! + ~' Y/ u- Q8 Q, m- i
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 ) o2 F0 W6 w9 i" R5 B" D
; v! w. {( t+ TToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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/ c; A; D* e! n1 o: GWear grass著草
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. s3 q$ s% ]* k( g5 hI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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7 b4 \" X3 a7 g: Z _3 bI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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1 \. U( K1 N/ E8 `. x7 u u& n/ GHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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% e2 p& {. U' eGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ! J2 c' c2 I* @; O. }( @
9 [' q$ R+ W, Q2 C0 U. G" JOld dot.老點
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3 V p2 s7 J" \4 i- |One old water 一舊水 + `% R' t6 i$ \/ t+ z
/ h0 W, r% {7 b. S8 zWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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. x/ r" ?3 [7 |5 c* CA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 " w& L6 n* N B# f4 q1 D5 `
- }2 Q* P7 a7 B7 f% w+ LA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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+ I" @0 W3 \3 M" Y% MMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 3 O- `5 O) j# N$ k1 j" d7 s
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 * m" n" ~6 h/ i2 W* J4 q
; ]* ?% ]6 [' b: C/ ?4 CPump water.抽水 {0 s0 @! ?9 R, S. L
. i: i/ s4 @. jTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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