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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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  U; r* W2 p  u; `& u5 {& l$ nPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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) d! h; W, v5 L8 K8 e$ `% ~I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! # [* l" ^! |# j3 r* c
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ) O+ U8 a8 J( p* L, B

" k+ g0 \2 W* s0 W9 T5 O, c1 gIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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% ?5 x8 X3 Q- W/ O. j& V. bFish skin~魚皮 。
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1 G/ x- I4 N5 aFall on a street@@ 。 8 K+ z* y9 t9 b' s8 y3 v

, y; b0 e5 _1 ^7 d6 qfall on your street.""你個"K" 0 A0 Z/ o5 G1 {1 R* d. B4 F
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Blow water吹水- E2 Q/ D0 ?$ j1 x) ]1 F; C

5 b. g, }) M( g6 j: B" K! rMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ( k  E4 b1 D* s+ T2 q- E/ L+ }
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Blow chicken吹雞
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6 h- _# S6 D4 u& D, S* OI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. * Z! I6 ~$ G* f* F4 c, R4 K
我吹雞打你班友 。 $ _( E, J: E$ T+ |
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 4 H& y+ ^1 N+ z" S7 S& i5 Z

& m+ o+ Q6 X0 D! G: D4 w6 nFace green green臉青青 。 * a( u' p4 i! A4 d7 N& T
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 8 M' C' ?. Z, m
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 # q1 t9 {6 v* N& o
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 " D: N- G" {6 t+ I( C3 H: G
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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2 Y; v2 }( I" c$ f( RAre you road?你係唔係路呀? ' t% S* m3 z( O0 V9 D
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% M% p2 i2 b+ R' x5 WYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 * }- `  @# ]# x- m3 E+ p; I' i

, U$ y  J6 }" \& q$ g. I, N7 }' E0 `How senior are you?你算老幾?
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) e8 M/ w  [+ {: dWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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# ]3 R9 }! l8 ]Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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- Z( A- C" v3 n! k$ ^Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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$ [0 N  f6 G0 [# X) X2 DBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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8 I8 g7 U' e3 |0 M  I! {What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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7 t5 ]9 f6 i* E2 [Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。   ?, s; s8 a5 T8 \; f9 j! D5 q, ?

$ l! ~5 |% @1 ]5 y/ iCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! # q6 i8 D  N9 u7 B2 E/ D

1 `6 w8 b7 p6 r' u4 `4 z  l  ?I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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* {/ @' p" P* a4 ?Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! / a: W* X/ K+ N! M
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 3 @! z) G) e: ]" q

) U! a2 ?/ }- J, X" ~+ u9 r$ }+ \Laugh die me.笑死我。
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- M- Y; @: J; \+ YYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 - A$ n* J- s% B( n
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 8 T- L' G7 d1 X; j7 J7 Z+ m
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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- ]) K* X# s; Y4 r2 N1 [Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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' Q3 j2 P. A" m% L7 cBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! * n- u+ F; t' o$ H
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High hand.高手 4 P. I* S! i7 T
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 5 ^( G& _5 J% a/ T
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 6 x0 h: ]* a3 l: p- l2 U% a% T4 @: a

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7 R( F* ]' Y2 X- q4 eOne old water 一舊水
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5 s1 s% y; r, W2 U/ \What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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. y' T  o7 ]3 F$ t* `A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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) r( c) S; X& @2 ]# @Measure water/Pound water.磅水 , Q8 ~9 G9 A3 y9 c/ i

- A5 C6 i2 g6 q7 KA dragon service.一條龍服務
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; C. d7 M0 Y8 `2 L& S: G/ m7 EHold hold water.楂楂水 * [9 y" A" [6 {9 f2 N! }6 u. y1 q/ U

  x  a2 j; U0 NPump water.抽水
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" u# J4 v3 H7 V* D7 _Two hit six.二打六 ( U# a5 o" r- K( n
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳1 k$ ]  C1 w$ r2 }$ x
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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2 W" d$ j4 v% H- q" Z' a% Ayou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳9 M, D& D2 ?9 Y
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。% M: C, F6 X0 S* |# J4 W. D
例如:
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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$ U. _% b+ Z% \1 |" Q. |% {$ r1 N8 {. u8 B我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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