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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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3 E0 }, a- ~) \* Z(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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' [! |/ y) b# E( S) KPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 . N, A* Z0 U( x8 s4 Q9 q7 d
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 6 z+ h  Q3 V3 _- _
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ! X* F: v) }" s( O; Z. @% m! `2 u
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 $ c/ W" R( O. p! m: s+ n

2 ^$ v' s4 J2 Z8 ^' @. hFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" # A% p8 l; P) P+ K

; G+ ~* F; |8 n( H1 z# ^5 mBlow water吹水% o9 V  D7 I+ u
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 1 Y7 W0 P2 |0 o' K+ j. A1 f

1 V; a8 G! H; p& N- [8 n3 dBlow chicken吹雞 % f) T8 [: }- X" Z5 [" f, L
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 q- i+ B$ b5 I
我吹雞打你班友 。 - V9 X( G& _" K) P

5 R; w- A$ [6 C8 p8 |Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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2 A* V- b3 O( q; W( Y% d4 X; dFace green green臉青青 。
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, K2 m% ^) Y% ]"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" / i: S- y2 K/ ]" G$ v/ ?# G/ E. M
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」   s, \2 }! a* a( \' W8 Y* M

$ S- y* a+ q8 w: u0 \3 E( @; }1 T: u+ XYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 3 f( E5 N7 X3 q* {% J3 [

& Q' p: L6 g  d' n% ^You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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+ h  f+ J! Z4 Z) pYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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( a4 Y: G3 z8 b7 Q( z8 `1 W/ dPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 ' p& u1 d3 b4 \

; X1 m+ d3 b- o& hAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 " O- ^6 `" |+ c, h

, X9 m1 p! [9 t+ c+ c2 o* ?You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 3 y. O" y7 _  z" u3 _; I4 g% S

5 U3 r( z$ s, S+ k% xHow senior are you?你算老幾? ! h3 B0 `% U# Q8 M

, W; b' k0 Z) j: NWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 2 h1 N% |. L2 c- f+ ^

* r" s+ w4 J% Z( ?Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 7 u. _# I- D( ~- F# {  j% x
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Do the world做世界 。 & V8 R* b0 G& T+ O, O
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 * N7 k" l- N6 c) z) b
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? * X7 L* g4 ?/ S  T/ I

2 Z: G- @9 h2 pCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 3 L9 L4 E9 h- A1 k% r4 J8 _$ k
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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$ S! u. G; I, [9 o% _  yI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! , n8 \" l# h& e; e' C
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Collect father收爹 5 d; n  v- |4 o

7 n% P/ F% K* \+ p  A8 eYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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5 l) g; C" u* I2 b/ ^( E* C( QDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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; B0 `4 e7 e; @1 p8 c& P$ H3 CLaugh die me.笑死我。 4 S6 j" c* L4 N- {" H( ?

$ T! y! I( x+ V, V  AYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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  j6 Q* ]+ f% [! w  Q" pAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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% K) J) X/ d' ~* \Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。   t+ D5 |9 z3 K# w1 q* |3 c! {
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. . T4 _! j& r: A2 V+ r& {
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 7 |5 B4 s' z3 h( I

7 {# U2 W' e, t; X" xEight woman八婆
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  g3 A$ s& X0 u. h$ o% Y2 y9 EEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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8 d5 {, A. C2 P# ~, TBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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( O. h  m/ M) F- C( rWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 / K; c5 s. J: r: j! h6 J

$ |' C/ @) ?& W6 pI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 4 S6 Q/ d. x) U
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 + R9 ?" [+ I% k& [

1 l( g# t5 e, }) \Good mother.好娘
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  H  y3 r, g) q" a. @You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 " P% G* J/ p- p3 S

) [, Z/ p6 ?+ v1 I1 K* [' DWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 7 j* `0 X* O0 M2 G

( b) a* B/ J  t8 i, y2 wA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ) n. h2 A. f) w4 c6 z9 B3 v: y
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 : }. E0 E/ }# _" c1 X; S5 N  l
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Two hit six.二打六 & p9 I2 T/ j0 r' B+ n7 w6 @" h
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
! l# q  @/ @  K5 k  D5 D2 HI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳/ t$ T. W5 i' ^- M& e8 X$ v2 I* l6 e; c
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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* v; m  X- `% y直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。: x/ u& ^' N8 _+ T  X! t0 t
例如:
$ a1 ~7 R; I/ `$ Q1 J, ]: Xgood rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
2 p9 f4 W) s0 n- N1 i仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! ' {  t2 Q9 R3 P* r" T& U" }+ j
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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