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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ - \; O! f: i! G
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（轉）港式英語 / X e3 ~4 f& s/ A1 d2 a, L
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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7 x5 V8 y1 j; t' fI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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, S) J5 o/ W! ^5 |! O: ^You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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9 n4 G0 A0 h5 G' S" |5 GI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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+ c5 L, E0 x" `$ Z1 pIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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0 R5 {' c& v, _* I5 M' g$ SFall on a street@@ 。 , q: i, @& c' K7 P$ n1 w
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fall on your street.""你個"K" : H) u: V1 n) k; p3 w
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o& c: L" i1 l/ |/ o$ |" H' IMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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: @& r8 b% K8 U7 DI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 ~" l0 Y; H4 X9 J* }% L6 T/ O2 u我吹雞打你班友 。 7 P& `2 `2 B' F
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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) h+ z! y- T& _$ |; K1 h. f9 {: oFace green green臉青青 。 8 Y% \/ g7 T) T- C( Q8 E
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
8 g' [; E( Q3 y' }點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 # R; ?* V' j3 i2 Q# O0 Z
/ ` x- Q% Q! `6 {You see road carefully你小心睇路。 7 z, T( Q4 c) \6 `2 w, O
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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0 v3 _) Q! f5 Y0 `/ W, H, XYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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. X# q8 _/ w/ T. @9 UAre you road?你係唔係路呀? / O2 Q0 |+ v: z: w3 T! F+ R9 h
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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2 B( T; J# q! X& g- |How senior are you?你算老幾? y$ }: u7 G/ t5 _# H
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 5 D% ~9 a4 c# H
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ' l. [: h) Y; X# Q1 L" e- [
7 C; e' J$ L) o4 J8 ]2 nDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 3 k% \) d4 P# d3 d/ t
$ w2 a: q7 j b6 m1 p% F9 f) h2 rDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 % | w5 M* O/ Q/ H2 O0 z
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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+ s! `# T) G$ p JCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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7 y. W- ?2 D, u: c( Z' M* YCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 2 F7 O J$ W# t+ {1 d8 F
/ _$ ~3 R1 p* |: R6 J4 U4 z$ C; CI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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3 l) z. Q4 U3 T y% mCollect father收爹 |, i7 g5 x: M8 F$ X& {# e5 g
, K- p3 R% M) r0 T4 I0 f/ BYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 9 x6 ?1 q- {! a7 w# H$ z* V
7 Q1 s8 [0 t" W9 [; o( M# FDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? & m/ t' A2 [4 V
' U) F3 ]+ c' ~8 g9 L' CLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 6 z( ]' t8 C( O6 v u) R- _
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 & _3 p2 ^1 m9 P' o3 C
: f- b7 Q. z) [/ i* a+ kYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 4 o( V/ \ e7 |& ?, W% f2 C& `
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 % `( t0 w& T) P3 x
# |. n! m$ E# p/ {) FEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ( W% z6 T# M! R: H* J) P" p
6 x6 v- ~( t- g! X6 k7 {$ f" F! V( NKing eight egg.王八蛋
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+ S, V- K0 M0 r. jBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 3 l8 Z R- l p4 N* J
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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# [5 M1 ]- J; l9 H1 v# u1 jI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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$ Z8 S' x s, o; bHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 9 `' u* b3 j! s2 [, Q4 C. T4 E
) V5 b+ W! ~9 f3 Z: G5 B+ O2 HTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 5 N( f8 W% \( A4 q
6 p1 Q8 R! g1 p) y* IGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 1 r2 ~# E$ \6 l5 A
4 m/ h6 C. l: c; z0 n: J0 @$ p3 rOld dot.老點
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, n+ K+ O- K5 Y$ G3 f1 D/ E, _One old water 一舊水
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$ Z: Q/ u8 }6 p5 gWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 : @, t \" F$ @. M
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 / l0 M/ s; O/ |7 J" C+ U0 ?
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 . c |4 e9 t9 t2 ]% x2 S
: [9 p3 B, ]7 E9 N& tPump water.抽水 ~3 k1 f' s! H6 Z. r
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