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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 7 h1 K4 T& O; l. O: e
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0 ~3 s2 d1 g7 U) u: Z; _1 l（轉）港式英語 ) O- w* A' C& `
, g1 g$ ?; V! ]Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ' j- g+ H- [ i9 Q& U4 p8 f
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 0 z' L6 D1 \! E- L& L% U7 u7 @
5 W7 ]! W0 n/ uI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 7 _+ j4 G& \+ T: ^& w% _: H
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 " B! @9 R9 s+ P! T. [$ [
* b! {4 t/ H) [2 U; ^6 ^Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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' f! i5 D q0 q7 r1 |/ DMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
2 ~7 B' A/ `7 V我吹雞打你班友 。 / J- D" L/ @( H& S* g
; u5 P$ r: j- Z" s0 L2 x9 tStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 3 t* m8 M$ H# J
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" . b" E9 F0 o) _# }+ O
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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/ F" U6 _* f6 J2 LYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 4 _- F. c8 i) C
& Q2 t% S& M/ I- f8 e! eYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 $ N& P+ J X' v% B( L0 U
4 P6 s! ^0 g* P- GPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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5 u5 \ o3 x7 lEat banana食蕉 - U/ H) H5 l, ~' ]4 J2 b
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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! V, x) T3 w% pHow senior are you?你算老幾? - L7 p( R/ E% |7 }( n
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 0 v& m1 t9 U5 L
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 8 s: [ ^8 H5 ?# t* _7 W/ ^
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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5 {- e: A: c" O7 `+ C$ gBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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% F5 ?# {' n1 r9 e; b4 PWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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9 T4 r0 @7 \ g2 CCut girl 界女 ; g! {9 z0 j+ n- S7 \/ m
% l/ D6 b ]- W) G3 h6 w* DThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 / |/ f% C% u* c
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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, W( K0 S& L1 V1 A% q* i% CYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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1 h0 c6 _( Z7 R! B! T& F1 VLaugh die me.笑死我。 0 m) @8 s2 p+ j7 x2 J
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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; \" e8 E, }. U2 O( m# U6 f7 @American chinese not enough.美中不足。 8 m0 {+ i7 Z& e( X, s
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ) o) R j- U: g$ c! b; r2 I; k! p. X: k
5 k' W. Y# t$ w# JYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. $ S) t# Q! p) }8 }
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ # E5 J3 Y; u* I$ B% G2 n: b9 R& w
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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. Y% E6 N% a9 O* ?9 K9 xI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ! n' x! t g. Z0 T# n3 v4 T
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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. `2 u6 G% y% }! ]High hand.高手 : w2 c. ?2 \" K* g' O# f$ W9 l9 O
6 j4 h# o& B- c9 c3 v8 g% ?A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 2 J; P/ g% H% ]( `( ~- G" Z8 o
% k" u& k0 s0 |& iGood mother.好娘
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8 e# ]* L2 {! s1 S# LYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 4 T! w# w& b" F+ `8 N: C
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Old dot.老點 , l2 y$ R4 M9 C' p9 p
$ C* l* @" m! ^' C' jOne old water 一舊水 ; m, J9 B' Q, ?5 \
4 D% U# ?; I. `5 [What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ) X7 h+ J* R$ L: Q% U
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2 M4 L' N& k: I- {Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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e u6 B" B2 j8 N& C8 RA dragon service.一條龍服務
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, h" z- t& _. N% ~Hold hold water.楂楂水 1 \" W3 G# U# b6 s6 S# \- T
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Pump water.抽水 : Y. L9 N! @4 y7 v6 d
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Two hit six.二打六 3 x9 d: d1 a! U/ @+ M& R
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