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% \' I# Q" y7 F! F(轉)港式英語 9 d0 y+ L. B7 J9 m8 K) k
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 0 a+ a3 }( H! A" d% y% r
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ( g$ e7 a" x, E) W" F7 x' W
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 9 O6 }7 u* R7 d7 U
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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, E4 f) L5 `. }+ AFish skin~魚皮 。
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" o' I; G; n" Z3 a. SFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 8 q' M$ _9 j2 E9 m
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Blow water吹水* S  w! c7 x! }. V* e* `3 }
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 9 A% W" V9 N4 I
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; @$ s: l3 Y  {  W
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 # {9 r7 G; C3 D9 M. |9 y. R' ^* n

! K, i8 U7 y2 ^& Y0 oFace green green臉青青 。 , y; F3 u0 c, a& U

9 L. F# i4 C$ n5 ]! u1 w"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" % a6 l$ Q* j) x6 l  E) ^
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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% A3 t0 }  h; [) a8 B% ~/ ~$ x3 LYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 & O# l' O* L. r2 T  `

! T* z8 A* z9 H* W- sYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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# x: J$ g# i* n- m7 H. z* `You jump building.你跳樓啦。 - O) i& q  C( p! x! K. y

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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 2 C2 t* ?9 D' F! ^2 b! {' [- u0 Q
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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4 C8 F% h. S4 E/ LHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ; ], Q9 S2 k8 V! u$ J8 e9 b

" `! k1 B# r6 l7 zZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 # ]7 r# a. x/ A
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Do the world做世界 。
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3 t6 ?5 \' j5 C4 p6 ?8 lBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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. ~+ H1 Y: `! P. \+ \What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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6 B+ j) X' g7 Y7 RCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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: a3 Y: t' {1 \) z# S& ?+ b" s, BCollect father收爹
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+ o( R$ c% n9 O1 `0 EYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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" J2 @6 B8 O8 M4 u$ a6 XLaugh die me.笑死我。
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. k$ d7 X- H+ t4 a: X! @& {You give me stop.你同我企係度。 : ]' o) g/ r  z/ w
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 4 F& a7 _+ g" _5 F, q( G- ]$ S
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ( u" t0 v' h2 P& H0 H
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! + B" `) x4 x+ x9 w
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Eight woman八婆 - K# k; v9 m4 c, Q8 D  ?5 u

8 N% v; Z, b7 I' S" H/ VEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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  Q6 J! u' \7 W5 O* I: ?King eight egg.王八蛋 ( z$ J/ C8 G2 F. Y

) o+ q/ j5 W/ y6 y2 I; CBlack son黑仔 ' ]/ v- Q! w: C% R

1 ^2 l( W. d3 FToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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8 g- {, R, q* DWear grass著草 2 Y# L! X7 B. y  u" L6 Q% P0 J4 u
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 q9 C. T, A3 m: H7 m. r' h' O
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!   _: M  S' I5 q2 d. L! g7 r

: T( E. A* F$ s1 F6 K- sHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ' S2 r1 \7 A0 F6 |( X. I- R
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ! q" }+ h3 O1 d2 r6 ^

- u6 A& Q+ L8 X& r5 ]7 u1 K5 Z8 wGood mother.好娘
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9 d6 e2 l0 A( dYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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5 J9 m+ ^- M  m* u9 V. fOld dot.老點 7 X( i0 [! p2 O
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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2 _* F" W: W1 G5 Q0 gHold hold water.楂楂水 + x; [" i1 D0 k6 J

. z! ], q% n# q; V% O1 DPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
5 c: H& E+ s2 `, D  T% {I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
1 `' V- \* T6 i2 yI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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個人意見~~

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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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9 H' y- Q* H4 r; e) P: b/ |7 O我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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