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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ , x% V2 X2 M, f4 J- S3 n
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' X K% n' l$ r（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 7 q9 E' B* v) f& M# ^" o
( w) }) J( Z+ f& p$ Z5 L. BPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 . X1 c% f" b6 d# o5 B
8 {3 k( a- g+ F* \0 K6 UI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 0 ]& ?1 y. \( X' ^! p1 C* u
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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" B. P9 \3 T0 JI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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/ R5 p1 `/ _8 t1 s% lIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 0 @; X$ { F& M/ r8 X0 g
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 - v: Q$ G: {( S" m2 ~5 L
& V% ~8 c( E, _ h; kFall on a street@@ 。 / _2 m* @) p. Q. s9 X P2 y) I
! p; f! _2 M0 [ j+ N% }fall on your street.""你個"K" : ~$ r9 S) ?( \2 G1 P* H8 W3 @6 T
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Blow water吹水" p4 N2 m% N! P& {3 u u* y
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 8 X1 b8 C- l4 ]' t2 Y( S
4 i1 C# H0 }* m8 @2 f5 m# KBlow chicken吹雞 4 Z8 _/ q0 ~: e7 w4 u! g4 p. h
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ) U9 s5 g$ Z# u- T6 S4 N
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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( {8 P$ Z7 p) m+ [# T/ n Y0 R9 aFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" : g' n& d" w& b$ u3 g) W H
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 % A7 F: @: P+ b+ j
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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. N( S, o2 y+ {: a$ u, n1 S7 fYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - i5 W9 P" u+ W% H+ V: ]3 w
9 p- E8 ~* }; DYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 # z! V5 x/ o( \1 W* Z: A
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 + X& d, a5 U" u; V+ w; j
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 4 b4 r. J6 I" E7 R* S& b+ z1 M
. }0 d3 P' g4 ?3 w, G* R% g+ ]! W2 u# oEat banana食蕉 ' q6 k) Z0 `5 |
. I5 n' e, Q7 v1 t0 w: EYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 6 M. Z% ?8 C; }- X- u6 m
+ [; L( U- b8 R; P( |How senior are you?你算老幾? g* A% }! h5 i8 a9 B
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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& x3 U& m) E: d& @; R. fDo you big me?你大我呀? $ X! G/ D- _8 ] \; Z
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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1 m0 d" ]) G2 l" c; n$ a$ QDo the world做世界 。 i% }+ d' U1 C' ]8 q+ ~
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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$ ?5 S. }4 j+ OCut girl 界女 ; j% K6 T3 ]1 H" j) [
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 6 b# ]( g% S, O6 z! ?4 q
' M& S: d# [2 PCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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( }8 B" x, F, c4 h; X9 T! v* w+ _I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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! Y. w* W* v1 @6 N3 \% P/ c OYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? $ m: V5 J& P3 l( y! K
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 & E/ L, {0 S; y7 m% O
% G1 v: U9 d2 w) D; N* K: VYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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' o. L! t4 [# g1 |# e6 A5 iAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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& i. q% Z U& A* VHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : c( ]: k0 w3 Q; H" V' A5 m
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ' W% t( {3 K* C2 d- J: C3 H% c) W! r7 }
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Eight woman八婆 ( ^: Q$ |% _ N! N/ b1 K& i# `
9 q4 T) [8 e, QEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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+ o: M8 _6 b3 I* F; l) oKing eight egg.王八蛋 # [+ \4 H$ v% Z) M; r! w
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 . j' N' Z8 j4 t V5 Y
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 2 { u) _, \* R. M
$ P1 G4 n, O6 @I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ X) p1 t9 F8 P
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+ O: ] @- m, @: }A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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9 h* y. X3 x7 RTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 , @0 J8 f, @6 E: _5 X
: y$ Q! ^/ F E w: ZGood mother.好娘
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1 x! g4 L8 q5 X3 f6 _3 A' _You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ) a2 J" z2 G4 [: d6 h; j- }$ o
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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/ E! f0 O/ `3 ]. M/ K! VWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 2 N1 N, [8 m0 I; i$ q
: V: y k( `: q- {A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ) l; z) I# V: L7 \# c [/ X
& r' h7 {+ c& x! l; e! P3 ~+ Y* y/ qMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ' n; f( I0 W* A% b' h+ o! S2 u
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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- \+ G/ `( Z( y. y" V$ g/ UTwo hit six.二打六
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9 ?4 n# D% @" T' fTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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