[English]: Jokes..

小强

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& M8 C. b0 A, Z. D1 X# o+ J1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* }" D# E0 G; a3 B( c& W2 d0 i; M8 Z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! ?+ L1 n: B2 e" a9 M6 Z# {5 Va.They give like hell. 6 R, U( o, v1 d2 c
b.They do not yell.
' _9 b" X+ Q8 P& E. b: Kc.They do not tell.
8 X7 e, [) W4 zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 P) J9 P* B/ M0 g# T8 j

! m4 x7 {( z/ b6 _2 K& m0 F7 T+ k: B4 o3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 b" u: F) d. V4 ]0 I3 r
- a HEART to love him,
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1 h6 K0 H7 z1 b8 U: k0 k2 c$ V& H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" R/ [+ ?5 E: t+ H+ }* @- a SPADE to bury him!8 ^- F0 h* g1 v
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- G3 T3 E; z: i& ]% _; P4 L, iBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" @1 d3 G6 X. K  \# ?1 w1 H
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5) What is the strongest muscle?+ y  K2 B2 R6 a
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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1 Y! v+ U$ ]* J! O$ D* b5 I" b9 |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. s  M, }! C% O- w" w6 lThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
4 @  T# i% A) c6 @1 oWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!9 {5 a, {7 o; Z" X: i
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, E3 d" G- V5 d0 H6 Q9 \The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 V0 Y( [1 o% Y. S, R, Z3 y
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great