[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" h8 W; _; x" `& u# v* `7 |
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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" b( }* r- O, h0 }& i2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" M8 V1 j" e5 h) ta.They give like hell. 0 T# a  w; t, o6 a  T6 L5 i
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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* C* L. O+ ~( Z$ f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" f7 u$ N- \" c& ?: Q- a HEART to love him,0 k3 K- P% l5 a6 T$ C
- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 K( X$ a5 S! U) D2 x% j8 `
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 T8 `! v, ?( w' t/ j! Q& @5 c- a SPADE to bury him!% D) H  l% V3 a: r; s. F
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 u4 W% v- }% D; g" k; Q9 n
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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6 @( n5 G8 Q$ ]/ g- e5) What is the strongest muscle?/ v: h$ B' t9 T/ p/ B' U; s1 ]) n% P
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) G$ B7 T7 q$ J- u
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 q$ f8 j7 v( |. A+ `
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" B4 `8 _- t  i6 T$ ?5 LWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# h: d3 [' O; A- N, L' F
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ J' S5 e8 `; z. [" V# T& J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
" v8 ]5 v- ]! r5 N/ v4 rkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great