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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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& n8 H9 S% H, G a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 ]# J/ f1 L) Q. Y8 A
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 f0 H' q1 c2 W* n4 ]' W# ?
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 s; o7 q! m" j4 o$ Ra.They give like hell.
( J& g) e( r9 g! M9 z, M, Cb.They do not yell.
" \2 ^3 o' Y7 z$ [7 r4 R Dc.They do not tell.
8 \6 ~" X+ m2 B% |( k5 L/ Id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 `% d: K4 h5 V: x2 b! v
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 ?$ }1 I8 a* @3 j
- a HEART to love him,- j4 }$ V6 f& q4 m5 W* |
- a DIAMOND to marry him,) G" Q" Y+ }; @, y, l! e1 |1 \# ]' o
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and I8 ?* H& Z* q- z( d+ ]. ]1 ]
- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 ^7 \8 }! F0 |3 e3 x) j7 Q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
* |9 k( y& t( y! R$ x. `) i) ]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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" Y9 w1 I( D/ @% w9 L' c# q5) What is the strongest muscle?
% J, N; R6 d! g% XThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. Q7 u* f( \. B, H
) X6 w4 n& p) }* S$ H6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 J* M8 ^5 }2 `) ]The arse hole is always in front of you.4 o' Z* v8 m+ }: o
8 Q1 {" a& @% g" ~, \; \7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 ~) c k" P( ^" k: x5 v5 G
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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: A; r# G4 a# r t& i; n) L8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! F+ U% A9 m* s8 ?5 TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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