[English]: Jokes..

小强

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# @0 ~: b9 e$ I, [, b1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job; |7 e5 z9 [, m7 B; r# L
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 Q2 n3 R( o7 @: T" ?3 E

# P7 b1 W4 ?- |; l' b' t2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( }  ?2 S( E' b: d4 Z% z5 y$ fa.They give like hell. ' g/ |: w- N: l  D. C
b.They do not yell.
( A+ m; j# ?8 Vc.They do not tell.9 Z; |8 r  V; H* e$ S
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.3 Y" T2 s# b  [' j" ~* \

& w$ O3 [7 b# |0 C  A/ A3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 }2 s' H, L: J; l) r, v6 p
- a HEART to love him,
7 @" T8 K# K+ k- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ m( W+ {$ p6 a% m7 b  [( I- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% ]2 j8 v1 f( [3 S, Z# W3 d+ _
- a SPADE to bury him!
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" k: x" g+ ~4 I( d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: c+ N* H  `6 e* {6 ^Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 {8 w4 ^4 z( }, K" N  i
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5) What is the strongest muscle?& G6 X3 r! ?( _' [) r4 O  k
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
" p2 j3 o4 ]; u0 P0 v1 cThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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$ s5 [- m: u+ p% S7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! v' P8 s7 Q) I8 M- _0 |When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?2 o" g; X' z) ~; Q1 x. o- }
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 o* Z, y, i/ [
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great