[English]: Jokes..

小强

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8 b( y4 X% D) n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ O; ~1 ?: z! v9 E8 }% r( }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 B. q$ E3 U: r2 ^1 h

* A$ P1 c/ z. \  `- k8 b; l4 S2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 t9 A4 ^4 v  ?2 }2 F
a.They give like hell.
7 d1 H, K4 u( k' o- a' h$ eb.They do not yell.' [2 `! v* a) m0 U3 S! u
c.They do not tell.1 [% [( ]( L( Y* l+ B
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( J4 a3 n# O  P' D
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; [" G+ ?/ B! ~6 ~6 K+ N8 Z9 Y
- a HEART to love him,$ q1 \' n5 }6 ?' Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,& m4 t5 H  ?% d; y# H9 A5 r: x  M
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! J- A5 X. [- A7 O& \
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ ]$ H' R/ q- m- eBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 E4 z/ d5 Y7 A6 y  v( ^8 ^
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5) What is the strongest muscle?, L& w' b4 }0 Q" W3 I
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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0 I+ A% I' F) _/ Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 b! Q8 G9 v& @) g
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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6 I9 s! g/ ?# W. y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* i3 W4 ?1 W9 N0 s, Q
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ j0 ?# O! G3 L" N6 R; o4 W$ J
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 d- D% _, t4 ^; l) `$ F
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great