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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 9 c' S7 _, g: u, h! s, _: f% L

6 s5 c/ l( L" C& s4 e! T% l8 l# m性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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5 r- D& `; B! [7 S2 \% F習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.   P0 M9 Y0 w/ j. N& q( {8 D2 B

9 H# d2 [3 w# S" Y- _0 u苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 5 l2 A7 q+ m8 e7 x, z

; b/ d1 {* l: O/ U# J+ `) K' j性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' ?: w' q- W7 m, \; O6 a; \$ ~( d
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教之道:The way of learning it 4 Z7 n, q6 X! S% H& T

3 s8 _4 M2 k/ x. |9 V貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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+ a: t0 z  T3 ?  i: P" r$ E* D" m9 t昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 5 o  K2 x) l/ ?  B
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ! o' n- h2 X5 f
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 0 M4 y, u  ]" N5 O/ d
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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  ^! E2 z; }0 \& T: \竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it ( {) I4 I, t  z% v. A
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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0 \/ M9 D: G8 v( N8 I! T養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, / J. j/ x% T$ {' g1 R+ D! C+ |

) |8 z. _$ ^9 @* T* ~父之過 :It is all your fault.
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, z1 W) ^* P: F# {# b  l7 F教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % I/ H& J  v* }( |" h

  ~  a# u3 y! ~4 g7 z師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ; U( G9 V& @$ B. R7 q
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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7 a+ b. k! H, j3 m非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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! P4 ^$ u. W. C8 D+ T: i8 ~玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, & {9 e; P! w  o$ h/ [) R  h
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. & w/ h; f( v& q5 ]

) L' R. k5 T9 z) ^) g人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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/ Q4 T3 x% p7 t: }6 e; B$ ^不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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