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人之初:At the beginning of life. 7 j9 w3 I: P. F8 s1 J" Y- P7 H
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. . A1 Y; C6 [' Z0 I

  w) f/ z' O( A9 t& W4 D習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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% }; z% `' u7 z  \7 h- l; X2 Y" [苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 9 Y. M, F( F; d$ y5 X4 f
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教之道:The way of learning it
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! G+ |* B1 z, k) g' J9 g0 p$ i貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 4 R& F4 G% P8 d  v' p: B( z, y
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 6 B; I8 g9 T+ P: S. Q/ t
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. # \4 z  q$ S3 h0 Y2 }

" z4 }$ [9 b* j" [# A* X教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 1 f9 _. _3 K. \; j3 z

- Q' A3 _# ]2 e% ^1 {+ R1 N5 w4 d師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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/ |. R4 n! Z' j, X4 m子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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- V$ K8 c: n# M非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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" T& f4 H/ m* |1 a老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ) ^. @, V$ J. x

+ |  @( ~3 c- w& K+ s3 F) N玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ! @# }8 ~& {: S: H% L: ^
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 3 ~4 Q; `1 A! w  b/ h
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, % F) Q' P1 q: s

1 w/ W6 m1 m) I1 y4 Y6 d3 C) G不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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