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人之初:At the beginning of life. + z/ X( ^! c; ]4 u' y% n+ L

/ s3 r+ b6 B; K  b性本善:Sex is good. 6 A+ @: G2 h$ z9 _1 m/ r

1 |! `+ t8 q& h* p" v9 m$ E- b性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.   u; c3 z4 |1 ~: m  d- `
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' G0 s9 b" g- p- r; X: W3 W

! h8 g+ z' e5 j( h4 O  m性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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8 J3 d% Y$ c8 k1 |教之道:The way of learning it 7 w  [9 w( Q" p. Y) K

: H7 ]3 `& {! b, O- S) A: w1 w1 }貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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$ N  R. M; S0 e: S0 u. g- i, _擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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# ]3 N& S+ }1 z+ g- A9 d子不學:If you don't study hard, ! G, n% W/ e# ]3 M' ^
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. " `2 m  V5 e/ G5 D! x

. m% _" B* V" J' c  c4 [竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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7 G# M0 B& `7 w7 M! S) l有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine . P) _8 b+ p: s5 ?- O  Y6 u
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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$ U; [0 u/ `$ f; R名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % q/ R3 h6 m2 S8 q; d

1 f. T! f* i( ~* L  e8 o6 [2 {師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 g6 P' O( \, L2 B' L$ v0 M
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ! P) Z2 L1 C3 t2 h* Z$ p$ `6 G* P
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 \# v* }  {- t5 R+ I/ P# p

( A6 t( e: K# z( i5 ]3 W幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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& r4 ^. \$ h5 [老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ; ]  U- u2 Z" [( e1 C
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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