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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 Y% F2 k, k! G4 J/ O8 d

3 M/ _0 _# E% S2 }3 x# ^% \習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 ~4 S4 x5 L5 x3 W/ R( o  ?+ Q
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教之道:The way of learning it
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+ z4 T9 R& ~/ J8 z% h9 z貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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# X9 `, P& B" A) b昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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) y5 @/ r. u( i+ |1 S擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 `9 G0 d9 m' H) M* r, ?
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. : E7 ?0 g+ t( M
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous - r1 A' w! g% b! ^# J. m- K

! F! Y, q$ y& }/ e) `2 H3 }有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 2 ]4 m3 N$ ?( d2 |' q8 y
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教五子 :All his five son took it 2 s/ s( }+ @  z, z5 W3 A# D* ^

7 _0 w/ \4 [2 q5 T* S* Z# F' O名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. , n! A4 w4 U8 N3 n8 E/ K

, z2 z) d. Q6 F3 E養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 8 ^' |3 v7 F) C

4 Y- @5 Y2 p+ p) ]  b) M教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # A" _1 Q: w9 l
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this   b, ]- E% L: N) P2 V

. Z3 F# A: W; @5 U非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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! t6 C2 G, @; L# b幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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, x7 F# f7 |, V1 z2 i1 E' h老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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5 A3 Y2 I# Q/ x: j9 X* Z玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, " h4 |8 s; h) a& N+ T# n7 I! f

7 s/ d- b7 |" @* f0 G不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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) U6 |$ `8 h) x" [8 \8 l: V不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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