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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. , _3 F+ c8 d' [# k5 a1 Q8 X
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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; V7 N3 Z" i7 Z& C6 R6 M0 \習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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+ p9 e/ q+ m5 T  W1 N苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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( J# b' K9 Y) K6 W, f7 E性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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% W1 Z; P$ v; Y0 {5 @7 [( ?教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng , B) i& N5 v7 l
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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& p, r! X7 a2 n子不學:If you don't study hard, 8 B. f' b' m( h" \
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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+ @; g: ]2 c/ s, M: S) J& L5 j3 W# G有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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* ?. L( a! t$ p2 j5 u  a教五子 :All his five son took it * j! B/ F6 K. ~7 h; S9 G
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. - @4 D: ^7 z+ \- I/ F. F2 H$ W. z

' T1 i6 W% f! Y! x" M' G2 \$ _養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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, B4 }; K1 s' \( ^  w0 q父之過 :It is all your fault.
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; q& u* f) P7 d7 z/ {. ~1 d6 W$ S* k: U教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this   T9 Q3 [1 N! n. l: V9 L

  ~9 Y# g; u1 k  ~非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 0 c) p' I- [3 h4 Y9 H( M& p0 V: W
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 4 w$ J4 e' y, q* c5 E
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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+ K! i" T; _' o8 X8 R$ d" _& ]9 V玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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+ w4 P) u! d# _) s' u不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / ^3 e. K, ?3 |$ L

3 c  d) N) |# v8 ~5 l+ d; S3 \1 W人不學 :If you don't learn sex, " q8 @/ {" v5 o5 n& G$ J9 q

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天生我才必有用
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