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人之初:At the beginning of life. 6 u" B, U" r; u2 |! I% Q0 J' _

! k6 {4 R. O) }* E性本善:Sex is good. 0 H& V+ T0 ~9 h% e) G
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 P& q9 `2 A- W  C) w
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , d" M* m$ J# B4 u  s/ W- c5 J% J" M

( H- L5 M% l& p: S% L教之道:The way of learning it
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$ @/ C7 n' @4 R: p! s貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng + f% U) b4 Q! ?3 M8 U0 m

5 O% W, E1 N; ]' h3 W擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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% E! w, F8 x0 ~子不學:If you don't study hard, ' M* {# H# y5 m# A! N3 S( b

2 \1 M- n( P1 U* s斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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" x; p- t7 `+ L3 m竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * K1 R% v5 b! f- N! d7 s7 C/ f

1 g% U. j0 Q  G3 h3 T0 n教五子 :All his five son took it 9 k9 m5 A& Y; h' g0 E; f* p

# K/ w& K3 Y5 x1 u4 A# ^+ y& N名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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3 J7 H7 D4 p, s+ C" s5 v父之過 :It is all your fault.
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# _& J( A1 e5 j8 _4 X. E教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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3 n" ]* t# k4 A1 e& O% C& v! U. E7 U師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 h4 t  O. O! s3 A  p& R
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : Y9 R0 g& B  X( b9 o# ?

+ _( V2 {5 n* q3 p$ d5 x/ F+ I; ?) M幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 u/ t6 `8 j- |% U
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged * c3 z( C3 K2 A) V/ e

: U; [0 q) g0 A6 D  R玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' J6 a4 a2 l: W
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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