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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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5 B# _' x5 G: g4 d3 B0 U& M5 x性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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" B) I/ k: p: z! ^8 N$ p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ) a$ Q  u* C7 f$ I+ V
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 ^+ {/ F# ^* m% z) b4 A
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # Z: \3 ]/ b- P9 ^" q
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教之道:The way of learning it ' Q6 |: ^( ~9 P9 Z9 J. q
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ! l1 H5 C# _  r& ~! J' \- \# r
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng : \8 K% f' e7 D  C- q& A0 q

% M* O6 ]* I! Q9 N; C  ]0 Q& r9 C擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 a. \& G& _, h
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子不學:If you don't study hard, % s, I+ w9 s9 N: m4 i

# E" f" S# E' X! }1 j斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 6 s4 C3 Z/ q: ?0 k4 u8 H
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * Q( U/ N% T) @6 D4 a+ Z5 C- C

% u. l% W& J, S0 \: P; N, n教五子 :All his five son took it - R( g6 U* K! X6 c6 R# ^" s7 y
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 2 {1 W  W# b. h) I& T2 L% o; e
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 2 ^$ r  t; Y! o- Q$ _% {
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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! \  Y3 ^+ w+ N# r# @* {師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 s% q# j  F! T/ H' A
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 5 P5 L0 B$ e# i, B; {3 D

  [: b+ L: L, f  I8 Y玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 D* d2 \7 {8 U% ~" v& f* y* k

+ J$ r3 A4 M5 Z7 ~3 Z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . b6 h% g; L. e, j
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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