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人之初:At the beginning of life. 6 C% P8 a& l* L4 w* ?+ I
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性本善:Sex is good. 3 w* R3 i' r) [5 F# n

3 A. n3 L& T9 v: m- Z# {性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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4 S% r& y; h2 X' A& E0 @習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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5 R' I  q' t! z" E$ B6 `- A/ t+ h) @苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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4 E+ [  `1 J- x6 \' E教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. , b( }* R8 q! d* w; b; E" J
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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0 T( U# g& L8 O/ I# D2 H" A! C擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 T0 s1 e: V4 i9 v8 O5 B
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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$ L- N4 Z5 Z; `& x; _有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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3 M: ?% o4 \3 {" c教五子 :All his five son took it & ?- a9 U5 e6 Q4 H6 Y5 \

% k1 B) B4 A  o' z) f7 A8 b名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : P8 \0 u4 F4 _2 l3 ?. l6 t+ h

# H8 ]8 P( ?# B  o% U; @+ T父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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" w5 n6 `" u* z6 n8 R6 R師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - y0 c$ L9 _) s7 c* u
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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( d: _% x* D2 X& H) v非所宜 :but that is a real mistake # k7 Q* a& w8 Y# g5 f5 N
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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% l! q& F2 j, F" [( m& x3 C5 q6 y老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 4 @& P" j' K7 v$ I  }8 d3 O* V
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, , ?! k0 {) R: V/ N

4 a. G" {- y) C9 \' P8 W3 f不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . G8 Q" g8 w( G) X4 q. K' t

7 g, F5 K+ ~/ j& `! F8 a不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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