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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. $ a+ z5 Z% H/ j5 P0 A

8 x7 w6 j9 D' }( O* {性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. $ g! L4 ^8 A# {! C* t) {

* S! x# N6 c! Q1 a  |8 m( v習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 5 b0 T% k5 l" z2 I
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. & I- H4 y2 _- k( ]( K
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 4 J+ i  H5 A( c. O3 h

( _1 r4 i0 S# b) h- ^3 D貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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2 y  a) z! \2 i" l; ?2 B; F昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng , w* N2 n1 N% D3 i- N
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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) x3 }# r" g2 n( o4 N( [' U  ?子不學:If you don't study hard, 7 c" [9 g$ [, S2 x

" n" v7 l/ [( P; ~! G+ k斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ) V* N. U# ~' B  h% o- Y" y7 E
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous , D( Y5 B! O& w* L
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 ?" `& U! F2 H3 Z; d
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教五子 :All his five son took it 1 T) @: O$ U% J

& ?7 o) A' @4 K9 p! I名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 6 B/ N1 m5 y7 g, D

) q8 n( U+ W' M& V教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * R: R$ n+ \+ {5 C) e0 q7 ~
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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6 r: d5 t2 ]& A6 ?. a; X: L幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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, P5 _, w/ e% z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ! I7 E2 o# ^! G  h: e" c, m

, a- m6 |( A) C3 f玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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$ o8 ]( `6 U/ o% l4 Y; ~2 x; P不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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% J" X! C' {: S. b% C8 k人不學 :If you don't learn sex, $ Y; b9 a# Z! `$ Y3 f6 k7 t( w2 m; V* k

0 B$ W3 ?* W/ k8 _# _9 U不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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