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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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! B6 S6 _9 r7 Z1 N性本善:Sex is good. ! |% `* _- ~' L5 S/ _

' N" E6 }: d/ z: d性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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% ?9 O1 N+ t$ q3 X+ H* Y習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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* C( e7 `+ p; h0 j* L1 A性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 5 E2 b, z" O8 S2 I

( F0 y, J9 b! _, m/ v貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 D8 m. s% u0 U

' i/ R' l2 \, F6 a  E昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng , J7 z4 F8 p* B  a! M" V/ q

5 t' h/ I3 B! u; V+ t擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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2 a0 F/ U! z: f$ ?; I$ a# |子不學:If you don't study hard,
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0 D; @9 g1 d- O: r斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous , W9 v+ h  n9 j) n

0 @' K6 h+ I  o1 K" G4 L. V- ]有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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/ n3 `. U$ N% p& h3 D教五子 :All his five son took it
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+ w/ p  C0 R; ^名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 7 ?6 X+ D+ U* W& g

5 M( ]* H& Y; p- o: V0 c養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, " {# @; @5 R" L5 {. ~- y2 ^4 l% Q

( G* e- `& t5 O  M+ [( g: G* {父之過 :It is all your fault.
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% Z" K- l/ m) n: S教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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: _( d. M9 _  ?0 x9 J& L* J- q5 l師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. , Q+ K5 c! }0 \0 v

4 A, [2 z" S/ c8 y8 v' O子不學 :You may refuse to study this $ p; S, H; S: p- j+ n5 d/ E

1 D5 e  y- ?4 K) R5 c非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 U9 G+ c( [# H6 n4 w3 }
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, . J4 H: D, [# _- N4 S" z, e3 i
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . `+ G+ n" o8 d3 Y) }
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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