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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. 6 d2 O: |! m8 i* ~) o+ Y* Z

0 ^% g8 L% N, e性本善:Sex is good.
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7 z4 J- H7 P. y% A# G性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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5 A* m! ]  Z% v6 B# J習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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, s- v  [9 n, N. j7 h1 G苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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( L  f/ P. \% h: h" E* t0 X2 H! W性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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9 v0 M$ j) ^# c8 a  f教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ) g: r: f( Y: W' J

) W9 S% ?2 r5 G. l2 a昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. : ~- e1 J1 y1 i2 s: L: ^$ A8 V. V6 g# D

# Z' e' P  ]% k5 S子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ A( A7 [' W7 ]3 P9 O6 G! z. _$ e
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教五子 :All his five son took it 0 U! y! A0 ?+ P  s" v! C4 u$ e% a
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ) |4 n! x3 V: w/ t& M( P6 d4 T

7 D( |+ P# ^3 B+ v0 e/ l養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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. A7 Z; m% R1 F2 a% U父之過 :It is all your fault.
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5 J0 D) C9 Z- w) |5 j7 }4 Y  c教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ( K+ ]; N7 p9 c

9 g/ M5 ]- c+ U5 S師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % O; B) {$ G: u/ R( o' A
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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2 r& o! U$ L8 t; k$ a: s' b非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 6 K9 s5 m9 K# w& L8 }
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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9 v% \8 _' G  b% ^! h8 G老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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9 m. \* z, S2 B, H+ F/ U玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. : s9 e" ]1 B% w  G9 j% a4 V
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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