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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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$ t; L( r w s, b1 v' O性本善:Sex is good. ' T' e/ n: W7 R: J5 [. S/ T2 B$ P
# I: v9 A- B' f7 j/ L$ @性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' w5 S2 ?& o* _* B. @; `0 T# @習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : }1 R4 u0 {+ W$ E" w1 |
% A3 v) h' x- Y4 V& a! X苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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r# B# ^) l2 o( o性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # m8 o$ {1 x3 \6 Q! D8 i* J
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教之道:The way of learning it
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# F+ ?$ h; f; A+ k貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 W* |- s, ^! B# ]0 U. N( ~5 l8 c
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng K; {! j% b4 r5 N- b! {; X
' {+ k6 H+ A( E' G$ B. _擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ; J6 s* o, w; B. |
) C: [0 j, o8 E9 P子不學:If you don't study hard,
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5 E" U" m' v) e# f' Q5 M斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 h. ~3 _* V& n( U; H
7 ^1 A/ p" p- `竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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8 A0 ~6 y' N2 q9 E; {1 E有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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2 { _2 v7 y" H& U7 O3 l F教五子 :All his five son took it
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, K8 k9 R4 t9 G+ A. h名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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r( W5 {* { c, r. D" D" N子不學 :You may refuse to study this 3 z7 [6 @4 J# n2 n3 m' o
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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3 V$ ]3 P0 E6 c# V老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged : D9 N/ W" h/ f# ?6 B; C* _$ j$ Q
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 T, v/ `2 x! d6 G! y$ U$ W9 n
/ B1 Y4 o% }7 R A- ?4 o不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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4 N0 Z' v: e+ Z8 {人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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& S9 Y/ C* }2 D# I不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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