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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 6 m! H3 q0 t9 e+ k7 o1 v& a$ h
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. " P; x. O' x% G6 e/ s0 u9 K
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 w( ?* N# }: t) c. K) m

/ Z. ]% Y/ u. g; ~/ C1 y苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' O1 h: a+ J' F5 q, u9 Z+ Z

; r3 _, Y, g% t/ Q性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. - z/ u' w3 b' l% v

$ v! ]1 X' c! L0 ~$ m教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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" t) w. m% e3 d# n昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng & J2 T3 v" h# k' R( j. M4 Y" B8 B

5 C8 U+ O3 n% z  x0 F1 H" ?5 I3 |* d擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.   R! H( N/ b4 ?+ B1 P7 F% K% a
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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- h: H3 J# p5 r4 U- b斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. $ G$ u. H: Y2 @1 V1 N

6 C! z' g9 X9 Y竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 8 O4 j% n, e" W6 A9 c
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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" b' Z5 z( z  a名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. & Q% w1 V$ D7 E

9 ?9 s$ d6 |* V0 O8 w" U5 @1 C養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 f. E7 V7 ^8 s

9 g# B. ]% d" X( X$ i) T  f父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 D$ n& M5 n6 _: C) U0 c
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % h1 q* \( R/ N  Z% g; t8 V8 r

0 {( [5 a' r- U子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake # Z9 ?, h! L# v" `8 S$ I  L: {

0 @  |  M8 v( Q9 F) h+ B* ]幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged $ d6 J+ J! r" I, F( |" _
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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7 c. |% W9 q" b. _) \( N; o# M/ O不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. , h4 W4 s& ^6 M2 c- H

. N! f/ U  l2 k% T3 Q人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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