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Kei2005

十大阿媽口頭襌
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1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)8 m- P3 l; U3 x$ {
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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)2 a! ^% _9 B7 Z! y" Z( W5 s

* j9 z0 W! U$ F2 r3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)) O$ Z; L# T$ d

! ~. \2 c4 M/ Z1 R& u$ p" T! K+ P4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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: D' m* a. P4 h8 E) \5 t5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)) H4 M) `( R7 k0 K0 W7 c. Y! i

# }8 x* @# G# U8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)" x$ V9 e+ k; _+ U. `: n
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9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)
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2 J! |0 D# x5 `1 z6 u10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)! K3 S; r9 I4 W  b5 M9 U& Y& e

6 u, }% _4 t2 n& @4 r1 y% n我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
3 a% |& x( z) E/ R 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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8 ?$ j$ d. {9 Q# O好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:$ R; ], G; T3 `" v

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good