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Kei2005

十大阿媽口頭襌
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1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)* a- ]' p- V4 a" B& `& U  q
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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)- r" N7 \  j3 l/ s) i
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)
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4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎( ]. W, v3 {5 Q
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5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻2 [& O$ Z, k  p3 V& w% c3 P
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6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)* R  {6 ~" a- t- k. X! [7 N2 P8 V1 Y
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8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)4 v. Z1 s0 k" w( {
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9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)
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1 m9 p9 y  m/ H8 G. R( `10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有): M( q  o. U: |" f4 H; z/ T, C1 z6 v
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我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
) I9 P) }. |1 u& s- M% F0 h+ i 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:
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1 C. I' O" r9 i# f好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good