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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ; i* C& J; t& h3 G
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. M6 X6 l# A$ p1 h8 VPiano piano green 琴琴青 ' c7 W+ m4 _' S
' \$ S9 p S+ p! O& i+ VPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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6 b2 C; C7 f( i" IYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? , T. _$ V6 Q7 H2 T7 _1 F3 u
; p# F/ f# a/ v9 ~I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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2 \9 Q$ Z7 n# c) i) V% iIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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8 K9 E: A6 Z; N) ]3 r' CFish skin~魚皮 。 1 ?) P0 T- L" g' w2 ^! F
3 e! ` }& z* X$ J7 j3 I4 s( jFall on a street@@ 。 ' j8 K' C" L2 ^4 O2 q$ L& D: r
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水2 }3 X# @3 C8 s$ R
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 6 R L8 E2 Q! x; R. x1 f
3 A Y0 }0 h4 M3 `I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' W+ V i( W- e. L$ L* l我吹雞打你班友 。
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. _$ X- Z- Z, u6 S3 C n0 fStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 2 _& f6 z1 B( l4 x1 V1 J
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Face green green臉青青 。
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2 e9 G3 u" ^1 l& d! f8 L+ U" l" g* O"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" & u* r4 n* q9 y0 ]1 k" k
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 6 `# S5 ] m6 o8 G0 c
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 0 I, L( K3 x$ v- s: D5 b) t* \) z
$ P; }) b, k8 u% s _You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 , o: T) o3 x) p7 z2 L! V& u
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 3 {1 u! b% v% j, H) ?: N# _
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ' A) n5 ?9 n( d& L4 B0 t1 ?: |
. [. t5 u" l9 c) [2 CAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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6 Y+ X8 v) F2 F$ q6 c6 m( a: UEat banana食蕉 6 j2 C, v# ^* R: j7 H& c0 Z, i
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? : ?9 k& X1 H* E0 Q* S
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 1 u+ R/ D4 I3 K1 }4 y' S( L3 ~
- G* U Q& R) l7 S7 JZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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1 ]+ j( Z& {8 `( T0 w' pDo the world做世界 。 4 c3 r/ [2 j4 |" Z- J2 o
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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. \4 V3 x6 |5 ]% W8 t6 v4 {, d( F) ~What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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1 `! S `/ N3 KCut girl 界女 # a0 S$ s* G9 e( E9 L
; X# n0 ?7 v, P, X+ c8 VThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! ' t; t: { q! b/ n0 w
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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2 i h y& {0 i9 k. \* jYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! / v+ x# P$ T; w5 q
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? : ^- @$ b7 V* d4 v9 r
' E1 B& @( L y4 p" E# LLaugh die me.笑死我。
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: C; ^* Z9 r1 Q$ U& jYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 / O. R% l( o2 V4 n( h- Y) }+ o) M
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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* K+ \+ C( h) m# h: }2 RYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 2 I) t' `# y: V" t, a
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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8 z% u9 R2 J, a9 g, L* vEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 $ v* k3 v9 w" g9 n; A& }
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Black son黑仔 ( z. P( x" v7 C+ m3 K* V
2 |& j) N' M; D6 a6 M$ n" ?Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! # M+ s, F, d! f) h
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 : B f1 f: J5 Z) G9 r' z6 T& a* t6 E
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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L. f0 i: f9 n: `3 i1 M, g" \3 EHigh hand.高手 " P) m. }. F: f
$ g; b: B! F' R, @A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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* H, f/ D! a5 E0 |: B6 `2 z6 @( {To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 X! y L* h h2 J
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ) r* h* Q5 A+ _- w9 a
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Old dot.老點 & y3 t; _0 F x r3 ?
1 P7 o! z1 f1 ^' ~+ h/ I. {- AOne old water 一舊水 ; z- N3 O P5 P8 [
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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* U6 g1 L9 l' b( ?" m1 uA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 % O. e" c1 Q7 g: q$ X6 x
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 - @( E C) b* O4 G$ E
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 4 N# t* m5 H7 F4 f4 A o1 L
5 |: L6 }* B% Z9 ~Hold hold water.楂楂水 ) ^2 `$ w$ I, I6 ]) y
' `3 i1 s# s" o- {/ JPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 2 ]9 \( _" [4 V( a$ q
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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