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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  % Q4 A: L! I$ T( s$ C# E
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! # R, W/ m a; Y- h& V' d* l
5 A+ O& W& P" @- W# _! g8 ?3 O# RYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 7 A% k4 K; E2 c: B$ M
( B$ A1 k9 G: |4 |2 oIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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$ m% W4 \4 i F; e* `! F! g1 Z1 BFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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) C2 o) B8 N" FBlow chicken吹雞
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& S3 t( X# G$ U" d4 k' t" Y7 b( ]I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ p/ g( D( [+ R* L N& t我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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0 g" H4 t( Z: b+ D4 F1 h7 ~Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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( Z: J! w1 J a" h" X' nYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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* Y+ g2 d5 m( M! A S# [% ?You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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6 p, Y+ _7 U& DYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 + @" u. M5 h# w _+ \
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 F( W0 O7 m+ q0 M5 L# ~ B" V" u4 ^
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/ r; z: R. j# XEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? : K8 c6 K5 X) j1 q" ?! A
5 m* ^" P& m- Z# Z; C4 M( EWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 X2 j: Y$ W u) F7 _2 o( Y
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 & I e3 b; f- W. v% Y3 V+ x, Q
, d' N/ v# ^2 {& MWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? * j; w& G6 T1 S
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Cut girl 界女
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8 l8 v( l8 _8 b, ~7 r) EThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 + J& A- h- q& ?* W* |6 X4 ]
7 R7 N8 V! m* ZCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! / V1 j3 L" H5 f; I* ^
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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4 O& I# h) X$ Y2 uCollect father收爹 ! Q1 T4 i: l8 `; K
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! & Z* [/ |% R2 h5 M) x
9 l% `8 i+ w6 V3 |Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ; g8 x! g* `, _' \2 @% ]* m
; s. C2 U. u3 _" T- l: G0 g/ T! MLaugh die me.笑死我。 ; k9 ]' Y' X- G! Y9 {
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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( ~7 S; x6 I0 H& }7 Z, YAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 " `0 {+ D; _4 A+ Z8 [" s* u$ X
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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" E8 Q. a) u$ I* m: w2 OEight woman八婆
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+ n4 y: E6 I& W) @* uEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 5 M! o; ^. [* R. ~
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Black son黑仔
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$ Q) E# i& F+ s+ GToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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: r) Z5 W: ^* ]3 r1 A2 lWear grass著草 8 r! `3 Y o7 |' j& f0 G
, ]( e+ _5 P. I" h0 C6 yI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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( F+ s2 v2 Y, [1 BI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 4 M7 v9 g+ h! X9 Q+ P
1 e$ z4 _7 [: u& tHigh hand.高手
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+ y, g1 z$ S9 R7 b/ p4 D6 gA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 2 g( H8 U1 g9 H+ p) c' K
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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/ i. c& R) E% |. Z1 LYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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1 [% Y1 _1 n% b" rOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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1 G8 S. y4 W5 R& W4 ^# p* fWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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$ z' I* z- y9 d7 J" h" SA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 + w3 H( f0 S. L4 M4 g' ]! W
% x3 w" u6 A* NMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 3 @* ?2 G( A E" a
! X- K! K/ s! `/ @$ L- LA dragon service.一條龍服務 3 ^5 u; G5 Z' R9 t2 n9 w- w. z
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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( z* U) P1 k! c$ Z7 Z. D/ i+ MPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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: E. I2 W% ^1 s, ITwo five boy.二五仔 |
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