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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  : O3 u" n9 w& K, X
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+ |7 h) ^& n5 v: G9 ~(轉)港式英語 3 \9 B0 o; a! R: g% E) e( r
0 e/ ?: g- {# M1 Z0 X1 t. YPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 7 k2 V5 J- K8 Q% A. C- i1 [* ~* q
/ t8 G* X' A% p% C: e9 e/ BI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 9 { y! i* J& Q& g; ~' g
" k- P4 F7 z$ W! \You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? / K1 q& k: v' o, k9 a
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! + K8 J0 [8 B! C! h& R2 b
& y0 b7 B6 Q$ M+ c" U" P$ f! v! h \If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ; g9 c1 Q7 }0 |; P7 @4 \
, `3 p' M3 \& o3 }& E: DFish skin~魚皮 。 3 x" n k# y6 S/ K7 |
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ) J. P1 q1 C) w5 l* u
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Blow water吹水/ D W r! X+ x1 i$ Z- H
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 i$ G9 r% y& a" D# \. \- X
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Blow chicken吹雞
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1 d2 W5 L* i# `" Q& [' d2 KI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! ^6 ~2 g3 t n3 O" S: B
我吹雞打你班友 。 - n- `. b2 N# @3 x; P
7 T! F$ Z6 {; r( o6 k' WStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 : r" r* O* @9 M( t) i
5 ~6 F( g0 @7 d1 T/ f9 c7 dFace green green臉青青 。 3 \1 X, i- z# x& Z* J
: X- G7 w5 E2 n$ j9 v"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" q# X( o/ b. R$ I
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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/ ^. `, Q9 B( BYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 + |8 k5 ]0 T3 o8 }
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 3 M# U5 r2 @3 n. i% T. W
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 8 q/ p( o0 O+ x( I
( H7 y4 }6 P; u! h2 fEat banana食蕉 U" ^9 v6 F5 ~3 u
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 + t& m5 M5 h3 \( [6 b9 |1 P
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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5 f% I2 V3 U/ t2 yWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 7 j- g. w6 r X
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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7 n9 j0 k6 ~4 Z* u1 O% [Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ! ?4 [1 A, E' J
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Do the world做世界 。 : t6 ^7 X0 u" \5 X) \
% M' v% W' D$ n kBig tea rice大茶飯 。 % G Y0 c4 b7 r" `0 F H8 B# {
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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/ a8 U( I, s7 j2 n* VThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 6 ?& `+ ^$ I5 v q( h; D7 w
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ( |9 y, b) A/ C+ q, D
( I* E4 `. G* C1 _1 m6 P$ X& xCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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0 r. X8 a7 B# B+ {Laugh die me.笑死我。 " `8 m. X# z+ w
3 \2 M" w7 z& k7 |1 L: DYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 6 _2 X! U/ o9 H. M" ]
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 1 f+ ]# ^0 C( ~, q0 [$ n6 R
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 4 b1 g0 e) K" U& E" g; B
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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1 v0 ?& ^3 N6 qEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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5 `3 f4 M* X2 F3 F1 FKing eight egg.王八蛋
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% V5 m% U$ }! d# K0 h( u9 hBlack son黑仔 ! h% N' p+ b, W
/ I' P2 o' p! b0 R qToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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% t; j) _& M K( `Wear grass著草
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' R$ k! T" b ?( T+ ~1 nI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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8 ^" E9 N# |" \6 VI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 1 M9 g; }1 P2 j9 ]- R5 A& _: Y1 Q& B
% ^/ U# x: d% j) C! P+ tHigh hand.高手 6 X. N: B* r! c# s
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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1 ~7 {6 {: F! m+ y$ ^Good mother.好娘 * E/ }7 X7 r4 E& t: W' b: _! S
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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5 X; O5 Z! k( V$ n e' DOne old water 一舊水 $ ?* v5 k1 J* a" H- p o
% v( Q$ Q- W/ z* @" D* Y, _3 yWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? $ M8 t! l% F1 S
3 G4 N K7 C% h% zA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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$ ^6 j. O9 ?/ e e+ Q8 ?A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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1 E& X Y7 B7 v& [Measure water/Pound water.磅水 0 y9 ~$ L- T7 y+ f) T. j0 [
% x/ h4 o1 s' gA dragon service.一條龍服務
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# b% O: K* i( G# a0 W. \: dHold hold water.楂楂水 ' A& w( S8 q% i1 W8 ]" ^
/ @8 Z* D: }5 V! ePump water.抽水 ' M+ I* @# g* A7 Q1 S4 L
9 w e! ^/ b8 s' Z6 K F8 Q4 STwo hit six.二打六 8 c1 b. J+ f# j8 d! N/ l
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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