港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~  p7 x; z+ c" B3 n
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（轉）港式英語
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/ J6 |5 w5 M- M$ q6 T) EPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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8 m# c: ^. q9 a/ m0 tI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 9 H3 X/ ^* j/ @: M
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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. f3 u! q3 s0 w; [- l* M9 BI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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6 h  V2 G2 Z* _( h" C/ S7 [0 GIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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$ B* B! t1 n% {6 e8 ~Fish skin~魚皮 。
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) E8 p; L( S2 x2 q* \- s1 BFall on a street@@ 。 $ o$ J6 n8 A. U0 Q8 k2 Q
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fall on your street.""你個"K" : ?" q: I3 k& m; u* w
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Blow water吹水- _2 Z6 y$ N. u$ o% |2 S

5 l1 \$ F) G/ U( \# }Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 4 P" A% n; \9 X; f1 S
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Blow chicken吹雞 3 y! |) k+ K, u- f) |& s! x) }9 y8 a

7 k* f. T! `- l$ k: W) u% sI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" d& s. a$ a' L0 N& L+ C我吹雞打你班友 。
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( G9 Z6 c& h; G- K% R" [" ]Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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& [0 X' l0 c$ c: A# Q- Z/ T8 B% BFace green green臉青青 。
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" G; X* P) L7 v. p: ^+ |3 V"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
8 z- e; Y! P' L2 L% C點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 % M7 n5 F: G7 A, U# t

3 a- R8 e) T) v  @You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 4 M! ?/ t7 |2 s1 P2 a& n
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ! e" {$ c2 E, G* W

8 r# `& j4 M- {Eat banana食蕉 # @: X2 g. E$ L# z" f2 x8 Z

; x' ?+ Q8 I8 ^' PYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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8 U- h$ N8 [& g* i" w" E; _- uWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ! r  \- \; ?2 N" G5 J9 H

- j  Y& M% d( K' C0 y! d, q/ BDo you big me?你大我呀? - X) ~% d( |5 C2 l7 u
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 , C! |% @* u* N- \9 ?: B

0 o! o% O  t& {8 O! j$ [+ {1 aDo the world做世界 。
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$ u9 B4 w( o) `! G5 nBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ! A" K4 Y7 W4 O$ R7 y7 O4 q

6 e. |6 M" m) b5 `3 `+ H# `What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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7 y, G) |% d' \* q' ~3 r& ~) p# KCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ / [6 f; f, \6 p; Y- t
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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2 f8 A& {% a4 j' ^7 [: F8 pCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? - n: ^+ q4 I& E  [% `3 R

0 }- c6 l, X; V7 y) T1 [( gLaugh die me.笑死我。
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+ }$ L# [) L% F* |' x  Z- ^You give me stop.你同我企係度。 1 b% I  L7 H  I1 g# M

5 x$ I3 B5 ^5 @* n5 e5 wAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 7 b' t5 n( P3 W

" v% H, e1 `1 RHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
+ C! a, w& |* N% y5 C你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 0 v% T* x9 @8 ~* a) ]' Z

0 \7 B  E: f/ X7 [2 t: U  B+ nEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 8 a* |' P9 }" [6 g
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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0 Y, O. ]4 I1 w& K4 T, l' G* h$ b1 jBlack son黑仔
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0 J! y4 J9 U# d6 S3 @! |# z; GToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ / U4 J: I/ O7 n) ?# ?

; W) c/ D, _9 q8 b; w0 rWear grass著草 " y5 U9 U" A1 u0 M# R  C
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 . j, @4 P( j2 m/ L. u- q2 f5 |) ?

1 |9 Z7 ]/ p; m  e8 @5 K- lI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ - k) R5 I* }3 U& z' E6 \

' q. M# d) ~7 g% tHigh hand.高手 # }6 B) {2 M1 M
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 + j9 w  g" F4 j+ A! n

( X8 `; b/ t  J& Q4 ]To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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6 p' k# S3 I% X5 j6 ~! p/ F8 eGood mother.好娘 9 z8 Z% b; z  C% Z- t
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ . }2 ]# L4 g& \3 K8 y
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 9 `3 ?3 Q( ~! x+ Z9 w
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 # Y/ M: W, ]% U

) Y( o. O, T9 e/ y8 n( c! L5 Y! CMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 + f3 B! n  B0 E
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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; F# ~0 ~* C" G+ ]0 O0 GTwo hit six.二打六
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- u2 [1 M6 |7 U5 K9 _Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

還有
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: L) t: G" u2 X- Dyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳# r: ?5 H; c4 f# ^( p$ C2 P
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:: O: S# R# A" k1 X/ n3 N- m5 {
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
( U$ q( {% F" GI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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tkc314

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。2 n+ J  [" ]3 A- i1 B6 q
例如：6 M, m/ @& h' q
good rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過
) w  x8 J1 R/ p# R( W最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
- k$ m; X) E8 F/ y# i仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger7 Q5 X+ [; s% o. i& D7 D
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks !
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