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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ ; h0 u, E% `0 |* Y- W6 a% p
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 $ S+ j# V4 h( z8 m' O# H
, c9 x# w$ j J; t5 }Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 5 d( W3 v' Y; A% g( t2 I, r$ L
8 ?( }5 y& ?' Y# \0 c9 O2 l; m2 _ QI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ $ s, ~7 l7 _% j
& X2 O# B! u; \- v( @" \You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ + a# x5 T% x9 k& M
7 r$ H/ Y9 O+ o0 H" ]4 M# dI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 3 O' V2 A$ o5 S* r3 f: t
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 2 ^- R1 [1 p; b" b2 p/ V2 i2 w
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ) C& m8 I8 O. ^5 L
# c( f% f8 H3 SFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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2 i. F+ R9 j! U6 I& F, | y* @Blow water吹水
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R! w* B) _) I7 a1 ~) QMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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4 L+ }3 H" [/ |/ l. l: i/ s4 vBlow chicken吹雞 . u* f. n u% g5 r( n
* _* w" f* i( Y6 C1 sI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. - l& z+ W8 j2 s5 c- ^. T
我吹雞打你班友 。 1 N# v8 q& g G
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 + L9 S; P. g# S2 B6 Y8 X) R. I
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
# u, @4 R4 `; C點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 " ], b$ T0 t+ |" J) m% H& ^! ]
- W% Q) A) \* eYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 & M; T5 H# q3 v' c
+ S! a7 B( Y% b# ?, r# S1 g8 r; ?You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 % ^. F* `9 q& k. V
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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8 v% ~& D) k( }# f U K( MPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 & S5 l# t2 \2 P: w7 }
" @! f7 H g$ [) I& fAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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9 s; `5 J7 I4 w( T4 y# _) IEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 # M0 `9 e2 k/ O7 G8 v5 C- P m: J! @
& i2 R" }( |* nHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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8 R; u% t- T- x: w. W3 u4 k, Q( GWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ; k3 K% Q% K8 ~3 t3 L- c; Y
r- }4 P7 z- l' ~8 mWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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! ~7 G2 U+ \8 S* ~: `* oDo you big me?你大我呀? . V8 b- b. X: _
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 + b, o3 z, S& Q0 j, j S6 I
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 - _/ U) O% h0 z
- [/ S7 q( S; V0 I# L/ pWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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# o' C t% I8 X0 B$ PCut girl 界女 * x* s! x& e5 ^ ], B
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ; z: B: P; F$ `5 m" b9 m$ v
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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; A$ D/ u7 X9 j- I0 ]I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 9 r& D- v3 a9 R/ I
! _$ F: @6 x3 [6 aCollect father收爹
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) w- _& A" z. \3 ?3 |, t6 EYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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# K; f. n L' yDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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/ k/ `/ t* V: j9 J( iLaugh die me.笑死我。
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% S/ J O* ^5 fYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 : A! q# U, x. s
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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/ `1 P. p, j* r& hHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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4 ~# p& R8 f$ x7 `2 ZEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! ) ^6 x w4 Q4 u" J
$ g) c3 z k4 R/ F: Z4 \King eight egg.王八蛋 5 V8 x) A. V; y' Y" }$ A
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Black son黑仔 k; ~ F9 s ?
1 ~( B5 ?+ |3 A! m5 A2 H9 d. d& lToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ; a* ?3 |0 x; b
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Wear grass著草 2 R2 q9 o( j+ s# }
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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/ V7 y/ b' ]; l; J- k5 F2 K7 DI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 / b2 h* Q/ ?* {, r0 ?; u! e- T
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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5 ~& o5 k9 x. Q/ o( qGood mother.好娘 ) b7 @9 H3 }7 _0 e8 Z! K
; O( [. a/ o; s, @) ^+ r! IYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 3 W3 G+ p- [1 I9 H9 K1 B; @
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 ; t! g) F8 y0 V- ~1 r4 [
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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O4 j5 Q$ [% ?& qA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 # z/ ^0 e& q/ C6 \" B
+ }1 c4 Q- O5 ~# s5 K6 ?# I2 _& jA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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0 t# \8 b4 \' w% mMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 # I2 h( n1 j8 Z" G
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 , q* q0 e0 T1 a% Y( R8 y
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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$ K6 ?8 j' S& r6 NPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 ! H/ F; i* g2 s% @- b4 N# P
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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