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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~3 \2 f8 x4 v% s) e0 j

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(轉)港式英語 - \8 _8 X" d& }4 C7 a  [( z
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ' t' k; u, p) C, B" a. `
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 " u* b  s1 n) E' j: a, L( ]" @

# m  `1 ^; I  bI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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7 p8 H3 J8 V# J& P- {I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!   F2 i) e# Q. K

+ J' }5 R: i) b9 n( Z+ nIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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- W7 ^. g1 m6 l0 M, h4 Z- J5 i# W" DFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 6 S3 ]  s5 i4 a9 E+ Z3 O
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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& H2 l- q$ g: c- }$ ]Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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! T3 `; y. S; D) ^" O1 QBlow chicken吹雞
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" N" P4 e; D$ ~I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 m8 S( `. y5 U4 c  j) |4 L0 b
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ' r% V; r' W3 t

( H) D' d' y% T7 j5 qFace green green臉青青 。 ; [4 ]4 d) O5 V
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" # v- D% o; N9 n4 w0 l" B+ f
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 1 b0 P1 T& T/ J- [: t
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 # s# }6 r5 U# n8 Z
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。   ^% ?! e  w$ S8 D# ?/ ]
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 * t! d9 R) @. b! |$ |- M

( R( ?$ y# `  ?0 s+ KPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 9 e5 _, L3 s! _$ D  j
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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1 x: T: E/ @4 A9 v& o9 nEat banana食蕉 , [* b: R$ G8 P% `

! O" p/ L5 n+ r3 c1 v6 `$ |0 DYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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' @7 f7 U0 i" @# YWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ' M# L5 t# _7 x2 b, q
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Do you big me?你大我呀? - x6 C. R7 ]5 @* J1 {" w& a% K9 j

+ `& ?- \/ y; S6 Y$ X+ ]4 rZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 5 j5 a5 N. B& w7 O" f+ O6 \% x/ l# d

1 Y# _6 i3 B+ C& \3 V5 XWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ' N+ P4 Q. @* b
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 2 ~! z2 r" K# K5 ~) A0 b

# L% j! Q8 }5 N) yCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 5 `0 v6 z- U. A! E. ?

" l& N, \+ `- ?4 F1 hI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 3 _6 I( L( ^; q# C

( D5 A5 ?4 E: {8 u+ xCollect father收爹 ' p9 s6 B3 B: v! X0 z4 q! Y
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 4 t2 I0 j3 m. A2 L( f' {

  d* _' H& v! V7 v1 {# ?Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 3 B( [' i; D. Z
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 8 O1 W+ n6 f9 E! E
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ( v. \- X) u3 {" u4 `( H( K  }; ~- |

* \$ e; n+ f0 g" f" k+ t( c# IAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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: T; i6 ]  B& z& ?7 @You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
1 {  e% i' o, W; `  ^" |5 L你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!   A; l9 `8 g, c# u
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Eight woman八婆 # P7 N3 N+ Z  k  m

+ U4 R+ A; L0 J# Z' W- V9 i5 iEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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) f: y3 l6 `$ O! O2 bKing eight egg.王八蛋 - X6 G  P& X& X
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Black son黑仔
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0 e! E+ ~1 g  ~Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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5 J# l3 h; y& T% U2 qWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 8 \3 u* O$ a; s$ H
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 8 x( U+ k+ [5 x0 G5 m; `& o. g. C

# W7 ~- o  A. dA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 5 C7 F4 N+ A6 o

; P/ g- o' C% B$ wTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 ' `8 ?; K& ?! W" n/ D

" W. D0 `9 M* P8 g* U' s$ H5 KYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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) z4 t4 \  s5 C* M9 xOne old water 一舊水 & I/ X. W/ _1 p& @+ p1 y
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? " k$ ]  e9 x7 @7 I5 @
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 5 h7 @7 m5 k! `3 p  T
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 # W5 |+ z! r, ]. i2 {. E* ]8 R
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ( Y2 E, U  Y; h! B  n
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ( F8 ^0 y- A  u, }% E

+ ]5 g. G+ n/ x# oHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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, {4 V$ @8 \8 N, q1 x6 c+ K$ DTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
5 g. v7 ]2 y5 Z4 @) b, qI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:0 ]8 e  R& z2 w
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" k3 Q+ j3 \$ N. Z9 V6 ^+ ~you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳8 d+ k0 Q: y5 x2 z4 I5 U
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
; L9 ]  Q/ \6 T5 |2 f  Nd人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..9 n1 k+ I3 n! r; U) L9 {2 o

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個人意見~~

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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。4 i, s. q( c  Z; E4 t
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! - P0 P' }( @* @: I
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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