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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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/ e4 ~% P" M& e2 x& V(轉)港式英語
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% c0 {6 [$ Q# [2 k4 Y. ]Piano piano green 琴琴青 & F/ I O! N% \; p6 I `1 V) O
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 2 d* s9 G7 J0 h: J' z% q8 n0 E8 c
" ]$ P1 l# Z, _4 R; jI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 8 {- V, H* K( o( i* N5 \ N2 w: B
( N; k2 z$ o" g+ ?) {; J' o, xI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 0 q1 j; \( X& Q
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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0 E3 M$ K0 O: l/ ?Fall on a street@@ 。
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7 C1 Y: w+ B5 q3 f, s$ D, l: efall on your street.""你個"K" : J1 R; \) G, E+ L- \3 V$ }
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Blow water吹水
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0 u$ r& \9 I- IMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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, A# A( o# P, W) S" l7 Z2 ]: }8 mBlow chicken吹雞
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( F. m( e$ s }2 QI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / G3 ?2 a2 b5 i) Z/ t K& l7 m
我吹雞打你班友 。 % m" F0 B, X7 C1 R5 n# N) P
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 * g. H' A" u; X6 d" N2 c0 b0 T
6 [+ q* C8 S1 w9 \6 f; KFace green green臉青青 。 G# `" ~3 N7 ]; P% r' Z4 g$ L! J
6 {( n& i! v/ L s4 z) P" M2 }"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 7 y K4 _8 Q! @7 Y
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 / l! F* I0 U5 i1 @
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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- I* \% v: [6 b3 Y# pYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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9 Z% Z" v* \$ S( F7 d0 l! ]! UYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ! @+ r1 N- B; s( V9 `
: n% }6 ^; |% B* K" _ y4 c- rPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 3 m' G- U% K; e' m! D: M9 @. a
9 l3 v7 U: J# Q0 |9 c# I KAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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- T' a1 [8 ]0 l9 i: ~3 EEat banana食蕉
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0 i1 l; w& {3 d$ y$ Q [You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 6 O3 ?. c4 Y0 { i9 k% R
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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0 w6 }( m5 w0 F/ D# M, `Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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8 _ m: ]* m. sDo you big me?你大我呀? & L, S; q4 o9 ~! k7 w
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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5 S0 \" g" X7 [- Z! `Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 8 U H9 [2 ]% e' q0 h
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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) ~! z4 U& j, S$ A: qCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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/ J+ g! P. `; R" P8 \- hI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 2 O) ~. z5 n7 }1 u- P l
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Collect father收爹 5 Z5 Y( E% \" f+ ]5 ^
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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: \1 f! k4 r* s. |+ B6 gAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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& r+ v3 V: K6 i8 t" gHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / K( `# S$ J, e% {: Z
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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$ d4 {. ^# c- l; M$ L2 D# W8 QEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 9 W# q+ A2 h3 Z1 Y
: Y. C+ N" M p7 Z: d5 ]% Y. S/ xKing eight egg.王八蛋 / n2 B2 b4 q$ i7 U# G1 e/ h" f
1 T j1 h% d% l* C7 LBlack son黑仔 6 D& _/ w6 M; \6 x+ \
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! # @5 a8 y! z: X, J$ |; E; a
/ W5 r* x7 c7 |& X% E# G) y$ b9 tWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ; B! {8 F; }% r
& j( B/ h6 F. kI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! # G1 M( p) R: a3 a# |
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High hand.高手 , ?+ c' x5 o* b% w4 Q
- J5 {8 Y! c! P. J) mA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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' i8 I- y7 V7 ]9 MGood mother.好娘 % W7 |: v% S" t, z. `
2 E/ }1 @8 q& w5 M( q/ K3 ^You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! # }; d _( c" f* v
7 f( F" @' C8 |1 m$ aOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 ! v6 f7 X) \6 K5 t4 }& O
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? $ Y9 v1 |5 E) [/ N" |% v
: ~ e$ K3 P! f" |A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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5 s* [$ I: Y7 IA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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* i2 r+ h: U7 W' ]7 SMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 $ P' \3 O: ]2 Y1 I
+ H' _! F, e9 ^# qHold hold water.楂楂水 + V8 e" R0 `/ p! v3 p
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Pump water.抽水
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e R- { \( ITwo hit six.二打六 6 G: x" G( y) u/ P* H4 Z
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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