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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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2 [; u$ Q3 Y% r8 q. e# F(轉)港式英語
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( e5 ^& P% Q( p6 ]Piano piano green 琴琴青 , E6 C- t: q- l' F2 ~
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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! e `& `6 P3 n/ RI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ' E' E* a( w4 }
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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! r3 S" d7 m/ f! |3 f1 I6 ZI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! $ f1 s( ~5 H( |3 U ?* {
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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* t. J9 I! ]7 XFall on a street@@ 。
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* R' R$ b+ q0 ]; Rfall on your street.""你個"K" 6 k) X' ~9 O' L+ v* _' L! M
2 _) ^& |2 t& iBlow water吹水' A# G, ?! { z1 @6 t6 z \" V0 h
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 # d+ }5 s, s7 r; F6 d$ V
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 n% O4 ]" H% V% ` \
我吹雞打你班友 。 ; M8 O- q9 o$ W. j# w
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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( _) V Z Z8 h9 e+ hFace green green臉青青 。
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$ A Q' X5 K2 W$ Q H/ |! \3 n2 H"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
% Z- c. f% \+ L4 v/ c+ q+ ^/ g點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 : O4 n* e7 v7 [! v
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 * [: J9 F) i: ` d3 Q
. E) B! ~# k0 V% X9 D+ rYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ! n+ W4 i c4 x. `. E
7 {8 k( H# d& q) o! kAre you road?你係唔係路呀? " ~$ i5 |. b+ e' V# k" i
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Eat banana食蕉 s2 a7 |9 b& C5 K0 e) p+ {$ `* q
6 l7 f6 p0 r7 t2 oYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ' N' s( I3 V5 }) s- |
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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# b' y' `, h3 g: |- [- Z7 _Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 + m. H% T% Y- J4 c; K7 `/ O0 V; O
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Do the world做世界 。
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4 Q E; j8 q7 I/ e1 g( u# X4 UBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ) D, @0 Z& w' n0 L
1 P* _% Q4 r* q, q$ k9 W* y+ QWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? $ Z, v+ N$ k2 U" m' y
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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5 @! F! f C6 L4 k, dCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! $ B* U# t, p) ~4 ?7 x; \
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Collect father收爹 / F6 k& r$ r* l! X5 m c Y% l
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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7 A5 J8 K/ ?/ j: q( D9 |Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 + F/ ?- o+ t0 d# G# [$ r$ z; |" J, V
0 e) F& r: V3 T0 p+ xYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 / o7 W$ T8 V+ D3 Y- x8 @8 H; y8 z
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( l4 l: ~ o4 D2 mHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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; ^7 j% O5 T2 n. n$ zEight woman八婆 2 m1 n- G+ p2 j* W! m( |# s
$ W; V. A" p) ^$ ?Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! " g% f( ~" R N* O. F
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King eight egg.王八蛋 6 \. d/ c7 E! k" a3 d) N1 P
, k& z. R0 b- B4 t @; VBlack son黑仔 8 w8 i: c4 H$ k. ^6 w; E0 a
* ]. D& ^9 |1 L. I# PToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ! |; z. Z* L8 O9 s4 E
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- t6 u* d5 c! ?$ F9 j; x# r5 Z7 ]I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 7 L, `9 N; X7 r4 l- Y. D
/ n1 A7 Q2 m- bI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 1 A6 |0 r+ w9 y
- Q' g. b! p e. D' SHigh hand.高手
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6 Y: S( h$ Y- G0 jA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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1 x) O& g0 ]" F8 [2 V: |( AGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! % F; A/ C k1 r8 V! p2 g+ H5 n
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One old water 一舊水
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/ R/ R s" B$ `! _What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 8 ^* J( y# a9 ?1 V3 ~% k
% I T& I7 U6 A! T% mA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 8 m+ z' m8 U ~ K$ W
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 # f6 S+ l: i6 Z+ c2 P) M
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 + k9 `' \! k, s
+ }6 A' M6 j( F$ s; X3 V0 j" O- jHold hold water.楂楂水 " S. `( n0 t( v6 W
+ g! ]7 T# G& i) C% u( R+ LPump water.抽水
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9 u7 G. \1 t. b) O) p, O6 S( kTwo hit six.二打六 0 H7 C% I$ t( |9 f: b
7 Y$ Q- _* S/ {4 z9 T) v7 kTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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