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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語 ! `* ]$ v P/ a5 n+ [+ r
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 : h9 g6 z8 m7 K( g5 J
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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2 d5 L. T$ ?7 B2 J4 b/ e& b2 O; uI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ - M# n+ B; M& j) `# w8 l& ~' O& I
( }" c" _) }3 H& i0 w8 D0 MYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ $ \/ A/ O6 U4 \
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ , t8 w a2 n* m& G* j z
" ~) D2 m6 m+ g8 g4 AIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 . Y- b0 d" o r
, L4 t& t! q! b' ~! K& T ~Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" # }; W: G0 }9 R, t9 w4 O
: {/ _7 G% X1 e' [. b4 N2 {/ ?6 iBlow water吹水7 f: q: E+ U7 }
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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% C( n6 n, ~' \$ wBlow chicken吹雞 7 m j5 Q+ |, Q: ]; }" U
o: s& F% A3 M0 Z/ J, nI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
! X7 Y/ F9 t. ]8 g- ]我吹雞打你班友 。 0 b4 ~0 R$ h* L7 M+ T
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 * m5 ~; h) c- u9 P. d& p. U5 E1 {
! s; G2 p% u/ W' R* b. M3 SFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" K$ Q! @3 ]# n& ]8 z* d/ K
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 8 y4 @+ o: x1 | o' T' p
8 h L% v& I5 BYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 " `$ H6 d( V, L+ F) U5 C
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 - N& S' U$ ?1 k; n7 R: z: w! P
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 4 `- Q: y/ H9 h0 y$ c. {. S. \
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 1 T* Z0 x7 f( J) H T% `
) f! U( \: y0 c8 q& [. c" e% UEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ( _) ~2 f0 ^% O- {7 @
g1 T) L9 R' M9 |7 |+ E/ QHow senior are you?你算老幾? - Q' R/ t* a+ |+ M# A
7 A0 X2 ^, X9 `$ NWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ' d7 K) G# k' z* I i4 B. z
/ o. r8 D$ g: \Where are you come from?你邊度架? E6 Y6 r3 I% u/ V% L9 F9 \& N# D
- X5 P: x! @; s9 ~; ?+ `, Y0 KDo you big me?你大我呀? 1 }. P% [8 f, J( \4 R0 S. t* z
& E7 r; I% U: y1 |! {+ a6 SZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 " m5 X, O8 ^! S) P- N' `
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Do the world做世界 。
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4 Z" p6 d! m' e1 wBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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( M6 x! w9 g( ]: T& xWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 8 M; c3 k9 n- R, E1 ^
+ ]' l! j! h3 w8 o e" K4 yCut girl 界女 7 f1 H f+ A1 e- Y5 q
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 y0 Y, q; n7 ?( M+ T8 T
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 3 G x6 a. B6 ^# s
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Collect father收爹 5 V7 u' n( X# H8 \2 N. h
4 j' E- E! Z0 G- T W1 p, f# Y( ~7 OYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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4 B% F' c8 I$ A" o& k7 ^Laugh die me.笑死我。 - V" q4 I2 j" O( J
. ~) X/ H3 L% h* T7 RYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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) t* b% J# k$ B8 \! X8 gAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ; q( c' G7 h) u0 N* q
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 ; H" |- z( m" F. J, Y" C: L0 f
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
0 M5 B/ u% K' |( ~4 E3 z你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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5 U' M5 \$ M. lEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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" m- t0 g m: J0 z+ MKing eight egg.王八蛋 # {& R+ V* w2 |
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Black son黑仔
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5 y: j% \5 b/ s" y; ?* n9 IToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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3 P5 E. a- F: |$ C+ D% n. jI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 9 Q: M: ~0 _# ]/ a$ L: X! M" B2 _
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 9 g/ E. c" @' n1 j" |
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 8 u% q0 }/ H5 n G/ I5 F5 a$ }+ W5 J
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 9 A! N9 j2 n* f- u2 {7 _4 a
7 l- U# [6 L3 Z4 ~Good mother.好娘 7 N% V0 W8 m4 a: ]! X' y
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 5 G& u$ `& t, s, g0 }( E
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Old dot.老點
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7 G: ~, K. j V( FOne old water 一舊水 , u w! C2 J9 z0 ^
2 J& i1 s4 F* TWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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& O, L" X3 e+ d0 g4 ^7 R$ uA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 1 h2 o' v& b% A
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ' x2 T( W, w" ], E) [
, J4 M8 `. h. r1 K3 v3 [; B, SA dragon service.一條龍服務 0 W6 Z% C }1 {! o! S4 w& H
# E: I# A$ ^7 `, K3 w t5 aHold hold water.楂楂水
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8 t; K4 T; r5 mPump water.抽水 $ d+ z% z1 h- V/ E5 |* |7 \& a! W
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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