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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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( B- Q& M) m5 y1 P（轉）港式英語
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! o/ B p, b" c! SPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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* _7 q e1 s A% } j1 uI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ @$ w2 h0 r: p2 C7 }% |
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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2 W9 [2 s! X, ^7 e, V' U# K) rI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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( F) s& k- _( y: I7 s' xIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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0 ^( z3 r$ S" X! p l: U# J. dFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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- V/ b/ O) f8 p3 o9 _fall on your street.""你個"K"
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4 n+ _; w9 ~# F% M: UBlow water吹水5 F; r4 t( D& Y7 c) S4 ^) H3 G8 W( Q
! N6 H4 Y/ t+ bMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 # y- s+ G8 u: \
2 \ e: s* a2 _/ tBlow chicken吹雞 % v( y( v& f. x3 C
% X- ?9 V' A3 H. Z$ n! lI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' K' {, i" h4 V9 t9 C我吹雞打你班友 。 0 F8 r, h" \' Z5 o+ A1 P( q, O
% i7 j$ J3 g NStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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, x2 Z2 ^( i- Q5 nFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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# b) p+ q2 ~5 V" uYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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# m! L# N5 @9 _You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 4 @3 _4 y; q/ G: d% R: d( N
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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( z7 K' e" J' y) w7 j5 M9 VPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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0 G* S6 c" z& V6 W' y( c$ I7 y. hAre you road?你係唔係路呀? , h8 l0 K6 z6 V1 `
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$ i2 x% q ?, U' n8 \& C$ [You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ' r$ x. [' E8 \/ C4 M
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How senior are you?你算老幾? / u' F8 I5 ?, o
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? . r5 B( @* z4 v+ c2 ~
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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7 H/ C& B9 V* p6 U) D6 cZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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0 ]0 j# l! J& Y( d( i6 O" XBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 ( v+ E7 y' a/ Z* Z# j# C* `
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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4 H7 Y3 P1 F+ E7 vI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ : G. C- o* i" _
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Collect father收爹 + E; T" c- @: K
; y0 Z6 ^6 J* J% ]& ~- H, s2 W$ v" k0 w0 }You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 1 ]1 D h6 K, N9 f. ~
5 o! g$ n! X/ m3 n: U q' KLaugh die me.笑死我。 0 Z" J; _9 ~( R$ f. o0 J' Y
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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: ]) m7 ?+ N: _4 x& @4 J$ nAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 # j# M/ S: Y6 _- V2 ]
' `5 ?" l! a" KHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 $ C$ T% n2 h- i
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
" I* y# i% X% o9 `: m8 e8 D- J5 |2 r你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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$ J; p3 G) D) F4 b% k5 A" B9 PEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 5 R0 _% W/ }) v9 C
- Z- y' A* a2 N6 C1 X4 TBlack son黑仔 7 h# a9 l7 y# W! P! B/ L* `
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ % |! G3 Z' s1 n1 f
0 y% W. z; J: N C9 sWear grass著草
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% F$ H% F# _5 q$ II am wearing grass.我著緊草。 : U9 \, V# v0 j+ i; n9 A" n
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 3 q0 E( @2 Z) c$ e
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ' Q, |0 F% P+ z" K7 U
! T% q- t3 J) T$ w% m3 n0 vTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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7 S. {9 b v4 c9 WYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ . m- Q8 l) [. A+ _* V
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# G8 q& a% I8 [* R& K4 ]9 Y1 t" EOne old water 一舊水
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- b6 n- J. B; {6 y4 f7 Q5 ^A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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0 W1 F7 e" M( `/ K8 j! wMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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5 }9 U L. |5 R- w$ pA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 # S2 n n7 Q. w, M
) o( w" n4 F! H% u. A6 pPump water.抽水 1 K2 n, @- H& G( p& s6 n
9 f, h" b6 u; d% wTwo hit six.二打六
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% V# Z5 d. V+ i# ]4 rTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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