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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 6 _/ P1 ?7 E8 l
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2 C* {. l, d- h* a0 |+ J4 |' OPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 7 E( B5 O* G& z2 T) i( c& S6 U& f6 h
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ $ d; N3 e+ a2 B) t* x z' k
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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8 u) E8 C# \9 `" a3 HFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" , K! H6 ]( m9 L$ ^
* s& T. z& ]0 a$ ~" S" PBlow water吹水% p3 |6 y& T$ N# a) Z
: F6 _, @& M% h# `9 L0 ^: vMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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0 J6 I# e- \4 H+ _+ B$ o2 `I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# [4 T- M- ], ^我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 % y6 `! E1 c' p+ U& D x
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Face green green臉青青 。 ) Z3 H6 }$ v# ~5 [) b4 L
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ' K( D2 g2 b6 s" T
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 4 K, N# w( i* o6 K6 Y9 ]
: y, O9 p5 k$ k9 e$ b7 DYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 + _( K8 g- b: v0 y0 x7 n
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 . |; r, v2 O9 _& a+ N
2 i o, _5 U/ V! [Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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4 V3 s/ k8 q5 AEat banana食蕉 ! O" f1 L, A* T6 }
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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. O: {* P8 |% S5 L8 HHow senior are you?你算老幾? 4 B0 z" @4 x1 b
, H, v2 G- W% zWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 6 {1 I& N' w: z# B) R5 k
! u7 A: W' _- R% t, R$ Y5 VWhere are you come from?你邊度架? / h. E& w2 X3 q T* A3 Q( a/ N9 x
2 A- L/ [8 o. E" lDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 : J6 B9 b! K" v
( p/ l+ e9 `( F" B. C9 IDo the world做世界 。
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; l; M6 F0 i2 t. x+ F/ c- @ HBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? * L) C# |# x. A
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Cut girl 界女 ! _ L- B2 ^. I; @1 L
' r+ P9 ]7 J0 ~' `7 a' x v! ~The king of cutting girl.界女王。 + m, S# v# G; q5 i2 K4 S/ x
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 0 o2 F) V2 y9 `5 J+ s/ I
4 W2 D8 Z: S' ~! Z. Z; ZI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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1 v) c% i8 p/ |7 vCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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9 p9 X6 M G: l+ B0 oDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 % `+ }4 @. y) j. P
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 6 k& x3 O* r% w8 h7 |
) s/ `) ]2 l. J5 ~- ^9 f4 `' rHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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7 m- {- A1 w- V% T' |, @ T4 l, ?, UYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. / w* w$ E1 j; u; n2 Q8 G
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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( e* K# p6 j" a' xEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 , W3 V& L- T, K) U2 z8 h
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Black son黑仔
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3 @/ u' T! F/ @1 y" x, y" `4 @Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 # \5 T1 ?2 g; T( a
( `" E# T+ q/ fI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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1 D) X( }+ x+ i) ~' s. `' @* mI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ , R Y( v+ ~1 W& r: G/ U
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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5 P: E! H, {- }& K) U' hTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 6 J4 v' O f/ M1 A! a5 z7 d* I
8 ^8 j Q" a7 V p7 o9 f2 yGood mother.好娘 " ~# c4 A8 f- Q+ M
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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" I( Y; }6 d3 Y( r# R6 Y4 JOld dot.老點
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$ o7 B7 x8 h$ \( Q0 qOne old water 一舊水 9 E$ p ~3 y$ ` O) N, v: v
; S! C8 `* E0 ~9 G* `What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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- y8 { K# y' z, p8 ]) D FA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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. }' O; E# h, I4 PA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 j/ ^* k' D% L3 P9 ~7 i8 T
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 , N3 W1 Q5 |! A" O: P; k- s3 F; L$ n
6 @$ G( `5 i7 `0 e1 n) yA dragon service.一條龍服務 0 N: B/ e# y( O. J( M6 H8 ^; L! C& a3 ]
8 ?$ z! d3 }6 w7 X5 v* T$ n8 `6 KHold hold water.楂楂水 2 |- s n& d5 x
V( w6 T. P% U# IPump water.抽水 9 W$ r) f C1 m+ I& A% A3 r/ a5 _
1 v$ a+ P" C# B) F. t4 hTwo hit six.二打六 6 \6 K+ ^& w' a) X+ S0 Y* ~ M& K
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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