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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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9 y8 v0 [4 E2 O4 `, zI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? n# ?4 h. `- n; W% y9 i# ?$ c
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 6 f# t5 e& H% i2 d& z% q5 h. z- m/ ~
3 x. q1 k) z- |9 n+ j8 `7 H( ?: r7 ?! uIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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v) ^" @- y& e; s* Z* tFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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% z$ D3 }& T. d: jMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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1 y9 N( v5 K$ }, f3 r0 z" ?6 dBlow chicken吹雞 . Y- n7 ?% Z' _: P+ U X
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! |7 M/ O* \& S9 b1 c" t' T
我吹雞打你班友 。 6 v1 J& }0 Q6 _3 j5 O
, _5 J* U' @: j9 a8 [Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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$ l+ d8 u% m( k$ DFace green green臉青青 。
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& x$ \5 F( Q0 d% U2 }# c7 U5 ["Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" , s: b. w, M( i0 b. \# Q1 O$ W a" w
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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; V0 i w( `4 A2 S$ w0 D5 OYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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! b3 |$ W1 u8 B0 p: TYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 # Q2 d* r3 h {0 M4 E4 B
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 . b' c, y2 |# r9 J* P- U
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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' x, a+ A9 f; ~: f- aEat banana食蕉 2 D' Q( R& t" T6 ?& s$ B7 b
+ y3 S& |. t0 m: h7 i; n, u# gYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ; J* I9 B) l" o
: m: ~7 ^7 t; t+ O7 m, hHow senior are you?你算老幾? 4 w. r! h" d3 A( O
D7 P7 ~3 T4 a$ u t* H. gWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 3 M P" j& c1 [
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ! ]+ d+ Y; `( N
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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' p8 Z2 F4 q- R* _Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 - T% e% Y1 G( p& G; f+ M8 `4 Z8 y; {. _ |
/ y+ d7 [- K( D& ~8 I/ XDo the world做世界 。 , E( T. w. T. K% G& G
E' v7 S1 ?+ Y+ r! a1 ]Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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' U$ b7 Z. Z/ |/ t0 C: Z2 rWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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6 Z c' \8 } H* y. I& e6 {The king of cutting girl.界女王。 / E: Y2 U& m/ P9 G- Y7 f
+ N- t! i( ?0 P" j( m" `4 qCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! : @! S' D0 |$ U1 K. F, q+ E& T6 N5 v
W1 g* G# W$ _& uI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 4 Y, V: v7 u4 W
" c% W$ R. M8 d' A1 x- [# NCollect father收爹 - |# b- [- P: a: |2 D8 i
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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( h" Z* j; U; }. T/ n7 f" }; @7 ^! ~Laugh die me.笑死我。 ( ~$ a4 m; f/ T
$ c- J* O0 R6 u7 BYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ) U( T) @# P4 I( l1 ]7 M
# X% ?! o8 x6 l, w: ~; `American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * h% M* m. |7 U' W2 a( a* a
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. & I! Y0 Y. i# x
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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) _7 _8 a! E, m- k1 F$ SEight woman八婆
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/ V: L- ]) I( M8 m# HEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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- V5 `% N# t3 W$ j3 qKing eight egg.王八蛋 : F1 Z8 q- u: ?8 ~- _) o4 i
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$ _9 B0 m5 s: z4 v( ZToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! & G2 Q' ?9 G0 g1 ~
3 x% T9 v" P: P& EWear grass著草
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' J* s2 j* M) L, iI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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2 ]# i7 B. L( _( }, n3 V7 CI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 6 ^9 r2 q& n$ f3 {' H" K \
; g7 O; Y8 l, X- k& F rTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 7 |$ ]! n, N4 k
- l! `$ e( C0 D' o( gGood mother.好娘 2 x8 {, B; F0 r0 O4 ~0 W) I
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 0 R L8 m) l" Z) e3 k b( C4 N5 B
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Old dot.老點
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2 h. ~( h* e+ O) `One old water 一舊水 0 R0 J8 Q6 ~! }; R$ Q3 g' z, y5 {
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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. X+ _/ @ E \) w0 i: R3 UA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 C6 U# L% _# x p V9 |+ N; }
# ?% [+ ^: a- y8 v" @: ^' _A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 : A0 ]+ P+ M, Z4 P# [/ y
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ( a& @ w& T6 w1 j7 |( N
8 _! a2 J2 o4 h, ?. pHold hold water.楂楂水 , ]/ j) F" g2 l. M& \
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Pump water.抽水
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. ?+ _9 N' }2 T0 R7 {6 d0 hTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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