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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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) C3 B- J1 C( r9 `( A, `: CPiano piano green 琴琴青
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$ r4 _6 L5 p9 kPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 3 {; Y2 f* n* G. O- L$ C4 C
, \ g) |$ c; O9 wI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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: S" D* R& u1 Z2 E- h6 L* L$ @I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ' j$ {/ z# I% g: q, O" L
1 w( y$ Y4 U |$ N8 O0 aIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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- s+ r7 y* |1 W) |/ jFish skin~魚皮 。 9 T# I$ S$ _: ~8 O& R" S* R
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Fall on a street@@ 。 * [! r9 L$ t! m! q1 L! `$ h
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fall on your street.""你個"K" , s3 t5 l7 }+ r2 t* M! v: S) I% Z
$ z1 G, g7 a m: k( q9 P, |8 lBlow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 ( \. l0 E* N5 _
* j9 u5 A K- H( lI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & ], k5 m" p$ K$ f
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4 |7 I8 b- ~3 A- kStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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4 j' r4 k) j4 v S$ gFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
. r- P1 r4 E e Z2 T1 i點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 % R/ g6 V7 c0 [( ], _
( J: G3 V& y; qYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ( L+ ?& L% H2 `4 c* f6 q' [
/ e G. h6 }; I" c5 pYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 # q3 d3 [& l" P% H% r" e
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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0 j- N0 w6 ~% n+ ]4 y$ W; LPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 , O4 B V- D" I2 d( y; q! p
, C' h. c; V% C2 N4 H, dAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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# H2 L4 ?& m: ^# WEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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: R: H+ g0 _# BHow senior are you?你算老幾? 2 k4 f0 J) {% V
. i; j) F% z# @" @; q) x, SWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ' {/ ~# y2 ^4 v, {: f
$ g" e- }+ `1 R# a7 `Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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& E! {$ q7 h9 N% X) m- d" NWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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# K% O# Z: ]" F& b; N) i* U9 gCut girl 界女 m6 I5 ]) t( N9 C. j6 j2 Q# r2 ^
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 : x$ Y% ^. S7 t; c- L; O& b! |
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ( N0 p5 Z" ^) f
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ - K+ x) |9 x$ w2 }. U G' V- y6 e
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Collect father收爹
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' {' I8 L" P# V s2 f( N0 T; V3 jYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 # T& \2 h# ?; D2 c& }4 g5 d* y& I& J
7 E( e1 S3 c7 rYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 5 k" ]& u9 X! k% M: x# }# l K2 v
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ! F1 w; J" x4 E
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 5 l" J8 R5 M/ p
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
$ n3 g. [/ t; x' T8 F% ^. \3 M H1 {你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 2 |& |4 U/ B) p8 R y& \) N
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 0 l9 K! l, ~ {8 u+ K- I4 G2 I
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ! W* C6 b( Q, Q* r
7 `& I) I+ G) ?: B: ]% uBlack son黑仔 3 z! L B$ L* v
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ % u+ C) S# [ Q" k" {* V
. W6 n8 w- ?7 I4 G; p8 tWear grass著草
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1 [! `" ]6 [% ^) d ]- s' R0 {6 o2 sI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 u3 D! b* |2 m/ K2 R) ~0 N
' K( g: u& r- D, N/ jI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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5 H# B% l# p7 l7 P; Q7 C6 ~- \0 K2 a) fHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ! y/ x" ~" S' l! A P. J
, W* Q' k; z( O3 C# E) n7 qTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 2 H, [1 V1 g Z9 _! l7 d
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 7 K* U: `9 S; J& J Q
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Old dot.老點 2 k3 i- D; b( Z1 F
. K! ~( c" Z: k7 ?$ `- u# W5 pOne old water 一舊水 1 X, |( f5 d" K$ q2 }( K# g# ?
" l1 k; H+ h0 g6 y8 i/ W/ hWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 6 w$ W/ N. e8 Y k7 P
% m" E: a( H0 d5 U* F! |5 U8 Q" S9 }8 fA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 # w1 [, T. o; W
4 }" `) H4 D" x) `4 b( [$ rA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - F7 g& j7 E- i, U7 ?# Q
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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, O4 w* @% t5 c4 ~9 m k+ VA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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' r% ?# e$ J6 u$ h# ]Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 5 f" E+ o. s% t9 i/ c2 w. ~5 T
# ?6 Q V2 y5 k' b! ]# w! B5 g/ fTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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