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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  # G0 o& \! N& K1 @5 J" E
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2 `2 K7 o: {) u' |7 u, S(轉)港式英語
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) T, C- z; D( @ H* I$ }) RPiano piano green 琴琴青 / t* k' S# e- z( X
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ( W5 w5 ^7 Y" s! K- ]# K+ V
~7 e* ~2 n" `/ nYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? / i+ n7 ]. ~4 c; g9 E3 |
' m; n% `* M/ u% D% h S" z) yI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ) k7 F& E3 Y; @" ]* j
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! # e: w7 ] } {7 v' b6 s2 S
4 z, A5 S+ d3 x9 AFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 1 d3 E7 K; r2 W& o8 Q0 F, J, K
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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5 N% s& @. ^+ n/ n# y8 k h) vBlow chicken吹雞
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, W/ j4 Z( e9 o( Y$ @; k* e( rI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 k. O" {( o. Z# R& N( S$ V我吹雞打你班友 。 . a4 m+ L) x8 |. R6 G
% A" d2 \1 f& J( @Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 9 K j8 F2 V% L+ s* Y
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 8 F6 W# @' B/ H. f! J6 B
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 4 w' A% y/ z J1 h0 T
% s4 `4 D0 @8 B- B1 m" |, R" zYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 # z i u( q8 _8 T
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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6 Q7 M! u- R$ h& gAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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) l3 Y, S* Q8 VEat banana食蕉
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. ?: o0 S: r1 R+ hYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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. ]& ^4 C5 ~% n) C' X- EHow senior are you?你算老幾? ( w( _! A x( O
( g/ l2 p5 H# G# fWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? & `. m9 O% R3 i3 u7 T' S
/ v5 _& @! u$ lZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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8 W) o9 t4 y+ A. L& Z$ l' XDo the world做世界 。 . N3 T3 U! Z. N- T: I
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 # x) ]+ J8 l$ L! v2 @- G9 m' p
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 1 r+ |6 Q+ J W- ~' |
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Cut girl 界女 5 s, K) s- K. T* A: h
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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- \5 I1 c# @2 vCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 8 y. L, U7 w: A* c6 p
0 t. _3 j4 @* LYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! + G! A1 M/ a$ p7 K1 N$ E e. R
+ ?$ t! ^. I1 M5 J; f! a: c% HDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 2 Z7 L, l9 m% { E0 b9 M
! ` N/ G% d! g) z0 q1 T1 ~* i6 RAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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8 ?6 l0 q4 q) @# |Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 + ~: Y7 N( m8 f0 o; v
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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9 `" l: [6 _" J; g. c9 K, QEight woman八婆
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O/ F& [0 \' s6 u# VEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 ; }5 \- g& L1 L" j2 h
+ l7 B8 v7 ?+ Z# e# p2 qBlack son黑仔
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M5 m/ [! R. |3 H: ]; a% jToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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/ R* h4 f( }4 k0 ~$ v0 K( i1 F9 ~Wear grass著草 ' p, V+ x4 `1 G; J
6 M+ M* ?, Z- L j6 n" v; MI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 U- w; n- \3 ]) R* y8 |
$ h2 {$ I1 I) w, uI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! % ]1 d0 J( Y" U# l( l+ d2 M
. ?7 e8 Z) n* \" BHigh hand.高手 1 b) G" {% ~" j# X n G% K8 O
* o$ K9 h* ~$ R4 _A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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6 T, r D8 M( k4 C. B+ V6 [You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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1 T! ^, I) V! \( o. u" VOld dot.老點 4 u/ \4 u" L* j: D" Z# |9 K
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One old water 一舊水 1 C* U0 j& L% @" a) Q+ _
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? & D) R; m# ~: O ^: P4 t- E% `% h! E( T
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 $ o, q1 m. _) ]. D9 i0 l* T& j
! a- L$ v- b- M, Y: }3 h" @) xA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 * ~% n. T; V& O0 H( S6 q5 w
* }5 Q! K% O) A3 `% b* IMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ) ~$ W' v% U4 _$ }: Z; b# H3 P
* n2 I+ b' j8 Y( W: mHold hold water.楂楂水
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4 i. k- Q" c" o9 G/ L8 ]; ^Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 . p& n4 @: O, Q- Z: J$ z
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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