香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 3 e5 o" i& @6 X& J
甘多人死，唔见你死。
: [8 ]9 b% X5 ?6 h% G5 z5 z* J2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
5 N* g2 }5 R4 ~( Y, w8 {你教我以后点出嚟行? 2 i* A) D# w5 c: r
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 0 y" A+ W* z  c$ s. z; e
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 2 Z' m+ }- ]* d4 I$ g! u  Y2 u
4 "I saw a pork chop"
8 I7 b4 \7 S& J( ^我见到件猪扒啊。
6 n# G4 m9 g6 N/ S& @+ g$ T5 Are you road?
6 d  L( q' {* r9 }# S0 k& o4 ]你系咪路啊？ 3 T! \* g5 F. q) D1 C
6 What the water are you? - S/ P2 s' w, w6 D. L7 m4 t5 `0 K
你系乜水啊？
* J7 P7 N/ M( V# M; S- T7 Do you big me? " H, S- @) p# c. G
你大我啊？ 9 O8 j. l1 d" F9 y8 k# @' P, j
8 Zebra chops people.
7 t+ W4 u6 h: P班马劈友。
& b. c, ]% W2 t/ y( K6 {+ P: n9 The king of the cutting girl.
% o& v/ X5 Z7 Z8 f/ t界女王。
2 L" t3 d8 P: e: r" F10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
  q) T( K0 F% u/ W6 p批我个头俾你当凳坐。
! T; S, |: n, Y, o  f) T# y; X11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
; T9 }  H# m7 G9 \你当我无到？ 5 B0 o: V4 j* u5 `+ Q% z" G6 D
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. * B/ |! d. \- @+ {
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
  n1 I: j/ c5 l' }9 n13 Today I was very black son. ! D7 ^/ z/ X. L% e0 P
今日我好黑仔。
9 h& N7 O* b. X  U" s, M1 q8 o14 I am wearing grass. & R. e4 t9 }4 I; R+ q; a; i% g
我着紧草。 5 I0 e1 Z/ j. p: u7 d3 }# x
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
1 s: F1 b& G9 c" Y你未够班同我讲数！
" I/ Q+ W: ?. C, H16 Two beat six. ! d! v7 o  e2 L0 `; e' q
二打六
4 U: i* ]% k$ P, r6 V: E+ L2 i1 z& t% r17 Two five son. 3 z$ S2 X# D1 D9 X  O4 d$ q
二五仔
. O9 S; R0 T$ w3 y3 H; o) n18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 + L+ {# x% u2 b7 m% u8 k$ x
琴琴青
( t+ t4 s* S) B& o) u& g19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ; s# R9 x: \+ ^+ P9 ^5 x+ z0 `  X
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ / Q  d$ Q; q, Z! h) ?
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ) J  N2 Z* w: k; |# c. f3 U' |
蠢蠢欲動 。
7 F$ ^2 f4 Y% D& _9 v21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 2 O" ]5 l9 `' P1 v; v# V5 e
人山人海 。
' F9 z6 P& T: X" ]$ V6 H22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 % T( g* D3 _! Y' a0 M" e" S8 }
你算老幾? 3 h& P1 C) E1 ?9 T: M" U) _& X
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
1 }. A2 z8 p) J你講乜鬼? 2 |! \2 i" O* `) g1 L, b! }2 v
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
% ^) |) `5 j& K6 D( I# Y我驚你有牙！ % x: s% G; h7 q, H& N4 w% R$ r2 h4 Q
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 - u5 \( {' g/ P& t, }
心花怒放。   
6 a$ p: w; W4 ]* o6 l( jFish skin " s8 E6 h. o' n) h' S5 _. e
鱼皮 。
- G" }- l& _  e8 a0 {Monster of blowing water.
( e1 y/ T; [- d+ n/ V吹水怪。
" `1 u( w/ n) D# _' y; m- O2 iFace green green $ ]- h$ V- ^" s  q: Y& l
面青青。
9 \% p8 D9 N* ~) OYou see road carefully + ^+ b0 B- X4 ^7 p7 B
你小心睇路 ) j# E$ Z/ t0 ?4 C
You go to street carefully ' a+ F0 Q# S5 t; e  _
你出街小心D。 % O- T' A- B  [+ l  C/ V
Do the world ' |2 X) \: k, `
做世界 。 # W8 @" [3 U6 r- b
Big tea rice & r( J# h2 M: k: ~0 t+ ~% F
大茶饭 。
5 w" k9 r* p( b! |/ z; fAmerican chinese not enough.
% Z( G, E  n0 j, L8 k美中不足。 * i; m( |; V" C6 H+ m- b3 D8 t, E6 L2 N
King eight egg. % g! W. [8 O3 ~& I& B# @/ Y7 f
王八蛋
! X) `6 B3 V. Z, L% S; VHigh hand.
! c2 X" I0 @( B! S高手 6 M1 ^7 z0 s* u3 p3 I9 H! h
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Old dot.
9 ~0 g2 x" ^% [% ]& T老点 " x/ [+ u  u: o4 [  L
One old water
. L3 S7 H: G8 H* y- _2 c) x8 A一旧水
6 u% I: m- e- v4 }" FI know your mouse.
2 v! Q  u' Z$ C$ M. X" e, p我识你老鼠！ 2 |/ J, b& ]$ T: `$ y0 ~' m2 I7 M
Measure water/Pound water. % Q( E4 I( [2 |
磅水 3 ~3 |4 `5 I1 l2 E( }
A dragon service. % {4 w1 e% G, ^4 d
一条龙服务 - ^" ^$ |/ \5 P; }/ z0 I5 K0 g% u& n
Pump water.
3 \6 h  y- H, ?& |( s( V8 j****
, `% W' |: b' nI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 X6 p2 s; Q+ M/ U) y$ [% ]我吹鸡打你班友。 - ~, i1 A; f4 V- M4 N
You jump building. 5 f) j9 k$ k+ g8 ?0 ?! C
你跳楼啦。
1 c+ O& ]3 f# R6 g' H# _: _. W0 NYou come back home and eat banana . v/ |, S2 G# V& j; Y
你返屋企食蕉啦
& ?0 R" I' @7 @0 C) _+ u- LI give you a hair.   I' h* i+ g. c. m6 q6 k
我俾条毛你ar! 6 N2 ]' {4 O3 L4 j

" ]2 R3 b/ ?( J  PCollect skin 1 u6 ]8 }3 B; p' i% ~1 Y
收皮 / v( r% a- w, R5 Z
Collect father
# Y  R& s. |6 y: K收爹
  W( E3 `$ k7 r* X- cYou give me collect father.
4 |# i3 H* i. [0 ~你同我收爹！
& Q# k2 K  e" O9 R+ R' OLaugh die me. 0 Y9 [' H, l- I% Z$ g0 ^/ C
笑死我。
6 U6 R1 I2 }# aYou give me stop.
; }$ L9 r. Z" g( [8 |. E2 o你同我企系度。
- A! `" d/ Z9 u" k* Y8 DEight woman 6 [# v& I. w, x1 ^  d
八婆 8 `$ T* F  ^' A; m: {8 G
Eight woman,you are good!
7 ~4 g3 R8 P( i9 J0 k( V. o八婆，你好o野! 8 q6 G$ S/ C  o' T) I. `8 E; S( E
What the spring do you do?
7 w2 D. n( Z7 Z& g你搞乜春啊? ( Z2 B1 D3 ?# l& U+ H! ?
A dog of eating dung
" S6 b* S& j( @2 U食屎狗
* F  i' f! f$ }A ghost of ass
6 r/ \5 ]/ U3 `# z屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
: V( ]3 Y1 t% m! f6 ^: ?' \都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
' [" O/ J) B- v& e, D) K( m+ xthis is not hong kong style english.....
1 P5 g, O6 H& h3 _! kthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
! o& C: B5 w1 |% [1 H2 G( v7 Fi've already ban this shit...
' [1 @( F- v# ]  y( sdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.