香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
3 z8 z: t5 q4 [; E/ Z甘多人死，唔见你死。
! w- C  [& Z5 p2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ; t$ p7 K5 ~5 k& B
你教我以后点出嚟行?
. ~7 d, S1 w4 }9 f; C0 Y$ U3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
) R5 `; L! q/ R' ?如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 3 W: w. D8 X( j$ Y3 V& g
4 "I saw a pork chop" 4 ?) |$ T6 j- ?
我见到件猪扒啊。 % [/ g- C, Y6 }5 @
5 Are you road? 6 n# _( _( A: S/ j/ P* O5 C
你系咪路啊？
- w, A: U. \6 x" F1 N2 W  a% J6 What the water are you?
3 |4 Z9 q- |2 v/ B你系乜水啊？
' ~4 k' s9 u) X! u( _7 Do you big me?
9 v' R, M  m& ?4 o& J9 f你大我啊？ 2 u7 b& v# \) b; V' P8 ^
8 Zebra chops people.
  \! i/ k/ R3 Q  k; I' U: g& E" L班马劈友。 ) e  n) b; [5 p, O+ e( B
9 The king of the cutting girl. 3 v+ H5 j0 @$ W; @* w$ m
界女王。
! U; e; f7 O) S) e10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
  y: h* J) Z4 v* Q批我个头俾你当凳坐。 # E5 \& m2 l$ i$ d9 Q' w# t2 c
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
4 O9 B: d; C% ~2 l* o你当我无到？
1 W' n  j  y" ~; a$ y8 O. y12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. $ ]9 y. X+ j) \2 L
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
* ^5 J% A0 ?" a" P8 X9 _# X" v13 Today I was very black son. : _) l5 G( r( R6 q* V
今日我好黑仔。
" ]: w3 N& C8 Y3 L& J3 r' j! K9 R8 y14 I am wearing grass.
( {* {' }1 j! o9 S' W! m我着紧草。
# {% X) z# d! G15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
$ ~+ f1 U- t/ V& u% \9 t0 H你未够班同我讲数！ * s4 j" e+ ?# u
16 Two beat six. 9 Y/ r1 x4 c6 n
二打六 & B2 K6 B; ]2 y. M6 h
17 Two five son.
$ {* _4 ]; f3 z7 q6 [" B二五仔
( j. X6 {' g6 m& x18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
& X. |# M6 Y; }4 S1 y琴琴青
# E6 s! T1 g. F7 e5 E6 E19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 4 p& w  r/ l% L. i
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
% n/ }0 Z# F3 o6 A1 h+ G20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
8 h- Y' S' {+ E) c( E- d* V0 a( R3 f蠢蠢欲動 。 6 D2 o! B8 g$ o8 X! p" [/ S
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 * {6 [( q* F  U* A' e$ K, ]
人山人海 。 6 x4 ]0 N. U$ t2 O: J# F( o  l4 _
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 " V3 c; y- [. [: F( O
你算老幾? 3 P8 B0 q% T( k' W1 K2 C3 I. @
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
8 o5 ~; z5 Z( ?; |8 d7 K你講乜鬼?
0 x/ d- S& M7 m& Z# @: K& e1 p24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
: c- d- D" b/ l% T  `我驚你有牙！
$ t6 n4 _+ s+ a, Y% W! d5 E5 x25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
* @' J6 e4 z3 x8 B2 {/ f3 m心花怒放。   
* P0 {% o) u5 i4 V0 PFish skin
( N# h& H  k4 Y* f0 L鱼皮 。 9 \, t2 t% B" j, v
Monster of blowing water. " Y1 x+ O, z( C0 E& ~* z
吹水怪。
0 `" `0 E8 N: {( J' tFace green green
* |3 t7 |/ {4 _5 j面青青。
/ h7 x. B  |7 C, `# O5 F3 v- NYou see road carefully ( H; R7 p6 y7 }  s
你小心睇路 ) j+ N6 r9 X1 x4 g$ f
You go to street carefully
  E/ u( \$ q; h5 t) q你出街小心D。
! w. b' v* G8 `/ M) @' gDo the world
! V1 A2 e/ U, F* P4 `7 Z做世界 。
$ U* i4 }( q3 V. ], _# g2 \. PBig tea rice # N' j# ~( W) F0 j
大茶饭 。
  N! I. V; c3 W3 y! I( \American chinese not enough. ! D& L) h0 \/ ]& T5 A
美中不足。
( y1 g9 w7 ~& S/ S) [5 U5 B2 CKing eight egg.
, f8 C  E. c# `2 f$ l王八蛋 . }9 G2 F% g* B" Y& F+ v
High hand. , q/ u1 k! W5 C. A8 P8 a
高手
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Old dot. 2 O7 k1 E0 A( ?( m4 c+ w% l
老点
$ m3 D8 k6 G1 [9 ?7 d6 eOne old water : C4 Y) K+ d1 @- N6 K
一旧水
, E( C2 _, ^! J5 F, sI know your mouse. 3 X& J6 D/ x1 U' V9 ]4 D, A
我识你老鼠！
" W- [0 o7 i' ]" |3 WMeasure water/Pound water.
3 B" X' X) \8 P  `2 Y磅水 - R3 |# D  Q3 v; t3 O( w/ K
A dragon service. ( I1 a0 i1 p* q7 i4 X* d7 J. e2 Y
一条龙服务 - f' z' Z9 b0 c: }$ D7 Y
Pump water. 8 M- i5 N# g# W# t7 [5 f) e" ]
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% N; b1 ~3 f: B& C7 I! QI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 @" {5 T6 z8 d) h: S8 Z: x1 _8 P
我吹鸡打你班友。 2 e3 e- w1 v6 e2 F- h2 L. o' O* m
You jump building.
+ W9 e' V, a! d9 n+ d你跳楼啦。 / x. i3 w) \5 t  Q. [3 }
You come back home and eat banana ! ?( n: M5 y# `# B& I
你返屋企食蕉啦 & _: A4 p% d6 t
I give you a hair.
& ^$ g! ~+ f  z) ^# G2 N/ a我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin   `1 C$ U7 R1 y1 Z! j  @) b
收皮 1 l5 a, ^" e. `0 Z9 ]
Collect father + ]. u5 ^' _5 X* `" X
收爹
( X2 `! q( H  w9 _3 lYou give me collect father. 6 v. Z0 S# [- H  s$ r  M2 g
你同我收爹！ # B, [, B5 J$ E# b, }, q& m6 C
Laugh die me. % }. [6 \8 b1 G; f! w3 i7 h- ~
笑死我。
- F4 E# M6 v; F1 oYou give me stop. ; I# y- h; w+ b8 o! x  B6 `
你同我企系度。 ' q/ @0 ^/ X: z
Eight woman
1 ~' B: e7 h0 W; o. ?$ N/ f2 b; `( I2 i八婆 . G- Q- k% y( `
Eight woman,you are good!
  g+ a( M6 Y1 }) C, K4 k八婆，你好o野!
1 J; A/ W. }7 t0 `What the spring do you do?
4 c* |' d- E+ ?* r0 W- G7 E2 U; Z你搞乜春啊?
5 A& S) B# e# ~/ p2 E/ X1 U6 |$ cA dog of eating dung ( M2 {: u! X& H6 @+ P/ d2 f5 G$ @
食屎狗
( x6 P% ^/ j5 O! ?A ghost of ass
; F  r1 j, j1 i$ V- @, x屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
: P8 [3 [, m- t  I都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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( V' a: _$ C3 H- _totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......* x9 o# D% N6 `3 [5 F9 s8 V
this is not hong kong style english.....0 j9 q/ N3 R9 r
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
- b, o" X6 _, S5 bi've already ban this shit...2 O$ b6 h$ U. r. o) E( J
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.