香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. # \. I% F  Z% i8 Q4 `. ?1 c9 B
甘多人死，唔见你死。
1 {% U7 ~) u; O2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
" ^$ ]" I. Q: i( C1 V你教我以后点出嚟行? 4 t6 s' E* Q1 L. G! b3 s
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ! x8 \  t' T2 Q8 K( \, X; U. t
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 5 A9 N2 b) {) W4 u+ h
4 "I saw a pork chop"
0 t0 t/ ?. n4 ]5 d我见到件猪扒啊。
" ]+ |2 Y  d9 |) s. A$ N5 x# d5 Are you road?
6 t2 d0 N) H0 u6 c你系咪路啊？
0 m7 Z0 k2 i5 k6 What the water are you? ( l5 R' t6 P# a) R+ x
你系乜水啊？ 0 t& _/ C8 C4 N6 D/ \4 X4 ~
7 Do you big me? ( ^$ \, z8 K6 |" \8 c
你大我啊？
. e& H6 ?, `/ l- I" F- e1 M5 F8 Zebra chops people.
( L* y& }3 |+ a- o) ]班马劈友。
6 j; b7 n0 K8 p! i9 The king of the cutting girl.
1 ^) H" u8 X/ K8 \0 R9 D3 Y界女王。
8 [: f% P3 E% n1 s" s10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
) q6 g2 b  J+ T$ l批我个头俾你当凳坐。
/ ~+ R: `' [$ \11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 8 Q: E4 R5 L% W
你当我无到？
0 e& y1 d1 }! i5 _2 [. I4 [8 ]& W12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 1 g4 s2 D3 x) m" E0 i- i1 m9 ~
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ & v( h, k( P- @. ~: `
13 Today I was very black son.
7 [) l3 V9 t6 f$ j- }今日我好黑仔。 * W+ i; I& X! f2 d/ j* Y
14 I am wearing grass. & n8 t" l2 T" d" ^! q7 |, b
我着紧草。 2 \! I9 j+ k7 s8 t
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
* U5 m; u; q1 k& ^1 S你未够班同我讲数！ * t+ g8 O+ O. A
16 Two beat six. & L! f/ f- ?2 u% w' t% b
二打六 ( u! ?; ]. B' l4 S
17 Two five son.
4 E/ K7 W  S& j! Z' r二五仔 8 r6 ?6 u, n! a% Z* _
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 0 `' g) E7 |. o7 g" @% ^
琴琴青
6 @; [; Y( D+ X$ o19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
$ v* i+ x1 u1 Z" u) J, v  R4 n我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 4 u& H$ f- |1 ~" m
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 - B4 C% s0 e1 ^" ^, X; [% ?& [9 ?
蠢蠢欲動 。
# A* i; h; b$ H% D% P& b5 C21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 9 a2 W0 ?) r' m3 U
人山人海 。
& p( x! X/ C/ @0 a6 ^22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
: s7 {% B4 M- _( v% ]- c" }1 i0 S6 G你算老幾? - U. h" e- M- p$ U! ^1 M3 F- ^
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 5 l7 C% |8 ~5 s) I
你講乜鬼? 1 L$ c: N0 J, X2 H: C; a- R- C* [
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
% ?$ q7 e. }# a0 u- @! }( {我驚你有牙！
4 L' x0 c6 q# `* m! r8 a5 x2 j25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
. a- x0 u( u9 V0 A心花怒放。   2 n* Q1 B. r  Z5 m. R
Fish skin
8 O; ]! P/ H% Z鱼皮 。 7 h( b. k6 u% `- W9 k
Monster of blowing water. : z+ N3 ?! ?$ m
吹水怪。 9 z$ g8 q& W  l' o
Face green green ! x, M/ ~5 }$ z& l$ }7 G
面青青。 6 u9 Q9 Y# r& [/ v! I
You see road carefully " D3 W, W4 S( N
你小心睇路
, r( T6 }1 l# b1 K9 A$ G/ Z( kYou go to street carefully
  i" D' H2 N1 a. X- R: \- b你出街小心D。 + r3 L5 M" G) y
Do the world * W" M- f- K" n# ^
做世界 。
6 \1 ]& ~2 H' A* ^( r3 u! iBig tea rice " V' g9 N) @1 n9 S; R5 ^7 s
大茶饭 。
# z* u2 }) @% t( t0 I$ jAmerican chinese not enough. / x- k/ r/ [  i) L% e. q
美中不足。
% X# i7 h" N! U" pKing eight egg.
& a5 w" r! n1 z/ o0 g. p0 x8 h0 q王八蛋 * ~6 l4 r! M' B: b/ c
High hand. ' f+ w" z$ K/ }: [
高手 7 ~8 [' @, s# d$ S( x$ Q- {) O' b
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Old dot.
6 P1 C7 v% E3 ]0 Q, s' {  G1 K, m老点 ) }# M  y8 Q: R5 h4 `
One old water
9 \+ j) T) f9 n" W( B9 \4 Z1 N一旧水   X$ ~3 |( D% C7 t% S
I know your mouse. & `  |2 G* i4 }8 }1 s
我识你老鼠！ ; o5 k* a- w9 P" e# a
Measure water/Pound water. ) ]! T: U9 M7 o* `% y8 D" p
磅水
% y; z; I6 e; N6 K# L+ O/ }A dragon service. 1 K* H+ N+ M1 ?
一条龙服务 $ @" }; u/ Z! Q9 \6 K+ Q3 c
Pump water.
1 t5 e7 t1 _7 j( r8 s' M  ^' M****
; q* X0 ?6 X* f$ D, t6 |% H4 A+ E! iI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 @( _- h% x+ L6 P
我吹鸡打你班友。 5 \6 J) j$ q! b: J
You jump building.
/ }( v) n) @& t/ o你跳楼啦。 ! @& [# ]3 A* t2 ]& c2 J3 R( ~9 l. ]
You come back home and eat banana
7 e9 \( U  R; A) r& L& x# q& P你返屋企食蕉啦 7 q( m% v$ z, @; Q% r: k
I give you a hair.
% K- U" {4 V; B$ C8 ~8 C" F我俾条毛你ar!
5 M) b8 v$ K* g! `+ A; |! j/ u3 C' n$ K) n6 N
Collect skin ( i, s0 k. B! l  e- G
收皮 6 A* T7 |9 a& z
Collect father
1 k& q- }' v2 P收爹
: U: b. L5 `/ ^0 _; }, XYou give me collect father.
1 w: g9 Y  _: P你同我收爹！
( n& l4 ]* S" U! M1 T1 \. _Laugh die me.
6 ]; S4 N+ c" g笑死我。
' I$ M) n" E: vYou give me stop. , V1 I" ^8 B  n9 J" [7 r
你同我企系度。
9 j! D7 G& [* j; k  p6 J8 SEight woman
9 W5 g7 V4 j$ x; b- L9 U八婆
3 B& H* j! \3 r3 T8 L6 g) ?Eight woman,you are good! : C( [) M" s, r( }0 B
八婆，你好o野! 5 h# M: C! N' D1 K9 I
What the spring do you do? ) F3 Z1 v' f: d' D  W. j4 b! N. L% w
你搞乜春啊?
+ x! _& Y+ z9 Y4 t; aA dog of eating dung
( R2 \2 B' ^" k食屎狗
0 H2 m+ a& J/ S; ZA ghost of ass + L0 G! b3 e$ r5 I
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
2 u! D$ r6 t$ ~/ A. c) k( t0 p都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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4 a8 w/ I6 v% E% n3 ?3 h, vtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
2 H  j! @' U7 b' mthis is not hong kong style english.....
) J. R3 \5 a- g& i' y6 vthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
9 v5 ^# E$ Z* J: m9 Si've already ban this shit...
7 K5 r7 b& d/ zdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.