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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~# {. m: g& t' K2 g( [/ c

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# `8 ]5 }4 B" D  ~* C+ APiano piano green 琴琴青 ( J& }+ ]( R4 L! y+ I
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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0 o: Q3 \# f5 c; r+ X) T5 y/ ~I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ; T# `7 Q$ x6 E4 X6 b+ t

: H1 B: T$ f0 m& @You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? % X) G8 q+ u- \3 H* }& m

- c; }7 E% A0 _/ A. w2 h6 WI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 8 s# C- R" U# S# a6 C7 |0 T

8 u1 m5 }! }! i0 H) }- b. ~If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 . P# @1 |! U) t1 Z

$ H8 K, y# `  ~1 j6 Lfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水4 |; _/ b& i7 e5 T1 A

( h  ]- U! p' O$ bMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 & j/ D, e* N$ N& A5 b, y8 J* C

4 H- A& B7 i# F6 z6 K' aBlow chicken吹雞
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9 z+ ^3 G6 z5 s+ F  WI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. - K8 u6 y* j  y' @
我吹雞打你班友 。 0 r8 ^3 e% A  L$ V2 K, V! M3 e; i8 \

) w, Q7 P/ D1 a$ |& x8 H  _- |Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 e9 \, F# Z" E* Y+ I

1 \* W# s9 l: S1 V+ B. bFace green green臉青青 。 * a2 n( S, D; f

, Z, u, u1 \( P5 w: M& W"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
& r( L7 w4 X4 ?+ a# g點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 & W0 ^( @3 L, r4 D7 o
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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; U5 V  q8 @1 u) Z3 wPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 " |# j  f6 N; K% `
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 7 M# H, F! F. U3 a

; Y$ k/ U5 J6 y/ AYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? * m7 |3 p4 r2 m$ ~2 z( i% ^2 @
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 0 F8 Z3 |; D' k6 z0 k

+ G1 q  f( |" |/ O& m9 J' iDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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& z, t( Q, D' f& w, Y6 ZBig tea rice大茶飯 。 " ~0 E7 _7 w; L1 y# \

" |( g  M5 ]) ?/ _What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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7 u  Q0 E# @3 T9 C+ UCut girl 界女
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. i$ E) Y3 c: x/ `7 f( I7 L' FThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 1 P: R0 e; A/ k; G% K& z
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ; A- d7 I! J4 i. d
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Collect father收爹 9 Y7 q: [" Z; H% r5 N6 b) L

) m+ O: t3 K: _2 QYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 2 c9 |: v. |1 e: u

2 K1 r% o4 G6 A1 I/ \Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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9 H, S) |* S! o, T3 xLaugh die me.笑死我。
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2 e8 R8 v* {: DYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 7 k# `' X4 H1 B
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 " S8 P) s6 d1 k  d! j

( U& E9 e. e2 O5 K8 hHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 9 B$ u: c; I( H- p

/ [  ], }1 Y& k9 [% u2 a! e6 K8 `You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 5 X, B; P7 w4 u- L$ F* L2 S
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 8 f- J* B# P8 w

; ?! [. @$ o. p3 u5 QEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 5 A$ i# G: f( B9 U

7 x2 ]" }! D- [- Q- k/ d) ~King eight egg.王八蛋 + l# ^+ v7 o6 }9 ?

% B9 i7 D# g* ~9 R7 m+ jBlack son黑仔 0 s5 w; ?) n6 r& h$ v4 u6 s
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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/ Q1 y0 |; P1 H1 t) B) dWear grass著草 8 j/ c, H# E3 `! t& r

  J1 i  l2 k3 c  A4 H' |" D& LI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 $ ?, @# \/ _- H2 }
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 0 {# W. T, q1 d* y/ M  u! ~! e

  {/ V, S* ~$ v# A: WHigh hand.高手 4 k; B1 e4 p4 R1 n0 U. o% y9 X' y4 j
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 $ M- V9 F' R) D) |% T4 }) ~
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 % K6 z+ ]  ^" ?; n
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Good mother.好娘
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2 _; V" C" ?4 Z% n) A5 u% OYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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# l3 q# _: S, E2 U: Y. k* p; z% MOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 4 E; v; N, M' b( k+ J4 ~$ b

$ ~6 m+ u8 I" [* p! X( D" T0 UWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 % \' U; N: X) ?0 l
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 $ O/ R$ K6 d6 d0 ?; m" @# M7 b8 s

0 t+ Z4 d/ i4 f  WHold hold water.楂楂水 4 V3 X: @% S" s2 [5 g

8 ?1 ~$ j4 ?+ p: `' w: _/ i5 ~' XPump water.抽水 $ u7 \9 m& p1 I! K& X
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Two hit six.二打六 % u  \/ x( Z6 L- c6 k" E) D; p" d" E! P
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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2 [8 U+ C3 z2 D- h& Jyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
7 O$ b# ~" v5 ^# K- C7 r  OI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:, Y; V9 b# Y3 [; H7 i
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7 L4 b8 y" g6 d) ayou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳6 Z* {1 L" V) V$ [! Y; O; S$ x
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
0 J+ p# a4 O9 Y3 Gd人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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! a! ~/ l# F9 ]5 |好無聊下  K- k9 b' C' i, P& P) P
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。3 Y1 h& M2 V% k
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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7 Z1 E; B, z) h7 j6 y) k+ S我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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