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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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) L  E3 W* J' u+ e( f  `(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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  i8 {% l" s9 m+ [3 MPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! ' o% @: x/ C( O+ b

/ U! ~  n6 N' Y& OIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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9 R$ B! K$ H& D9 w/ E" z: F- ifall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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4 m1 H2 D  K4 G5 H! r7 w; EMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 & N" \; R; t7 _+ U- M
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Blow chicken吹雞 8 H7 {9 |- ]; b: H) |
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 \2 F; P5 i7 k, o. \& A. w" _
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 + I9 L- r" v0 `) q

- l% D' W) N8 `( n( w9 pFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ; H6 Z/ c: t' A% @
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 & S  c' i% Z$ p, C* R" F
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 7 |! Y8 j% N9 ^
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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" K8 c% {8 R) @8 z' b6 |+ YEat banana食蕉
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  x; [" i* Q5 q! @) \You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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4 O3 z$ K) ?1 C5 X. D" ~+ qHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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" G" L! m* o' t2 TWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ) ?6 H' Q1 y" A, l
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Do the world做世界 。
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1 P( N1 n8 [3 [) mBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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7 p9 {* g# i0 a& TWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? % _4 O$ b8 T$ d/ q. Q: X7 c0 u
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Cut girl 界女 . v0 w0 a) z+ ?4 E% \4 z8 ^
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 1 w* t+ C/ Z, E# s/ H, K3 K- T

* @4 }; i( e* q* Y8 S) pCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! + t! y& |3 I! d! }  t  ?5 K3 f7 z
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 9 `9 s" j! ^0 U) F* `% U+ j

/ W2 |/ Y# Y+ _1 h& G4 c4 TCollect father收爹 / @2 G7 x3 J4 U! P. a8 p' E' x
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 s' J  b, m- s

' y5 l. J5 B& GAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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" j  G8 Y. B6 c3 w2 N& L5 R" KHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 - K$ @7 s7 N7 T8 C& ^  M* I# _: \
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. & F, v2 }4 {5 x2 ~) P! A
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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' g' p7 v' t+ i% E1 r# zEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! . w4 v5 O" H: r% Q* I1 z+ S+ g/ ?1 \

) z+ Y9 k7 V) n7 z7 t0 CKing eight egg.王八蛋
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" q: Q( v+ u4 g3 Q" i1 EBlack son黑仔
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% a5 o- S: u* q! f; K6 L2 h: GToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 + P" v3 i" l" E5 }
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! . G8 l, r5 m5 a' Z+ K& `6 ]

/ P" A  L; X, O9 @7 a' k5 IHigh hand.高手 # u3 ~6 X  T& B+ ^7 D

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* }7 ~. G( U4 ]6 xTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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" M* {$ f% q; H+ O7 i$ E+ c1 mGood mother.好娘 / E1 }: w* J0 T: p

6 G& ^2 m5 M8 V; f- ]- gYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 3 w. l6 Q* N- X6 N+ f5 m0 c6 d8 K' M
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Old dot.老點
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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; P* A) Y* B& a' T- AA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 - u8 q8 l2 L0 @5 ^4 o; x
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 1 ]0 ]; L4 W: J3 s  q

( F* ?$ O. o2 a9 S* gMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 % R0 J+ C- _$ q8 o& E2 V. G+ q1 ?
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 7 ^5 d8 y) W1 N8 k, o7 w

$ Z5 t; b+ {% c1 G; c5 y9 d, EHold hold water.楂楂水 ( }8 t- |; `1 l4 F* o2 S

' Y$ y2 }( J( r- M( b' [: |* T! YPump water.抽水 " Y" L% N& B4 B6 O
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Two hit six.二打六
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This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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. Q9 ]' S& N4 L2 I1 p, U( Qyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
$ a/ I, b7 I: {# P% L' d* t1 k1 ZI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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( _) ~. k; e6 vyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
0 M% y: [9 `4 Y1 `% Y. q4 w" F( @I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
9 Y4 V. ]& z; _5 Jd人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..( H7 S4 l' v" v; {& J6 x7 Z
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。! L  J& D0 ]% F
例如:
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有d以前睇過
1 a/ R/ n4 ~% T( g7 u最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。# a5 l  L" w! b% x. S2 b: E1 V$ |: O
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger% \7 \' n% E) e. e6 @* l* {

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oh , thanks ! % ~2 j6 j5 M4 `+ l
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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