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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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$ l) k+ r f8 |6 yPiano piano green 琴琴青 , r/ O) V7 Z6 r1 }
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 $ v3 S. T' x1 V7 [5 H6 y
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ % k4 Q7 r+ n) q5 Z0 ?
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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4 U! F6 n. l; H* mI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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' L8 e* Y" \" N, U* kIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 0 b; |: b m$ Z5 P" Q7 x. c% Q! }
! E- R Z: G7 x0 c4 eFish skin~魚皮 。
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2 S* F% B* m: q* uFall on a street@@ 。 5 b% O0 Z) a% x0 g& {
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 5 X) w& Q! y; B" N
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 $ S1 h, S& h- {( X9 _8 W
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Blow chicken吹雞 # Z8 f6 K; h* @& p5 p C1 G7 V
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
; @' P& T4 R5 c我吹雞打你班友 。 % ^( k' A( M# q# U) o" ?* G
2 \* q. l7 c5 xStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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! g! W& V* W7 M$ ^( [( u. IFace green green臉青青 。 ]0 L2 b# r5 H
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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& w+ D! R8 E+ A) A+ K/ z( X1 JYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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' a# C3 f x7 Z( y. `- q! KYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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6 X- t5 A: p) z q J, JYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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* a- E. ]3 z F/ U, M! h* \People mountain people sea人山人海。
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1 A8 M$ \1 q& O6 Z* tAre you road?你係唔係路呀? " `* @$ x; p6 {7 X
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ! b! ~1 i( K* `- @( s
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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. t5 U( ]) g) y* j! d) w E. `% ^What the water are you?你係乜水? . s4 a m; g1 X, [* r; i
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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' R3 G; w* H0 P7 T% WZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 # m% R" i1 }2 q k3 g6 D
4 w4 v* N. U) i1 i' xDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? . X0 t& Y5 q+ a# o; d a
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Cut girl 界女
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0 _* I- `/ z4 T' s$ M: {! dThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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& W% H% J( J/ E$ M! KCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 9 _$ B& q, d' |6 l% q
' z2 C. Y5 ~, OI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 3 d% G/ B; i5 u0 z
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? # \; B) g6 ^, G4 ?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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3 k# ~: H0 U4 `' W, I2 I! zAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 R/ k Q: H' D# s7 [$ @
5 E2 p9 J$ Y7 U( MHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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. M7 O( _9 [( M' l6 H" cYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
3 x# k) a8 ], |. `1 `+ k- K你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ' q M: d5 h. T- d8 |; _
4 r4 \4 ^8 k: @7 A2 g4 xEight woman八婆
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5 M0 T8 c; P* T1 DEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 2 d- T4 M$ C% z) D4 Q& p
: `0 Q+ J5 v; EKing eight egg.王八蛋 8 Z a6 x3 i! C# W
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Black son黑仔 & k% ^! O! `( g4 ^7 ^: N
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 + n6 [- a0 O& u9 ~! E7 h. l" q
0 k9 b$ q' [" j' C+ S2 D# W) q# F F& mI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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9 T5 [' x9 E5 {9 _( V1 z: VA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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6 N$ W9 M1 s( x) Q& [" QGood mother.好娘 : W8 \) V( [ Y& C3 x, L: }
0 n- q8 I& B% f: A9 A; Q; @7 CYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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4 a) p- p/ G4 R* i) A; J1 y/ oOld dot.老點 # F/ U( f/ ^: p
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? & y% v7 E0 T4 W' ^; q( I8 }* ~, a% g
6 M' S8 ^9 C/ EA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 . W! \2 ]1 r5 T* @+ J$ c
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 7 Z5 {/ v/ S+ \# O/ |
; i8 D& M8 J' B; rMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 2 O0 Z$ ]' @9 A G0 c& }( Y
' F7 t- u- ^7 R5 H6 A, ?% WA dragon service.一條龍服務 ( N# l( e; t) @; K2 C
* @) e+ @, ~: j0 E$ H+ \; W! r$ _Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 & a$ Z, T- Z8 k& U. Y! S$ b2 @
, {4 O/ i5 W- {4 mTwo hit six.二打六 $ ~( T1 |) Z4 D
/ C9 g( ?. @7 f5 Y: mTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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