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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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3 l6 m8 X. k/ p(轉)港式英語
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8 n \ _0 s; v/ lPiano piano green 琴琴青 2 s. Z6 O/ R& f$ q% w- Z
- u7 b& G# c9 O+ [" VPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 . Z# n3 @0 { | r. ^3 T- o
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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; M' E( e) S; A ~! ^% `$ n5 SI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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" j5 _ B* Y3 b T) m4 WIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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) C. P; j- H7 V1 y- U' m2 \# IFish skin~魚皮 。 . g( h6 Z' s8 y9 {8 n: ~
: L' i+ A2 E& e. x/ C/ }4 cFall on a street@@ 。
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- s4 _" m. e: Z: gfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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6 K7 \" I# G; z {Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 7 d/ F' @" _& ~$ I& }* s
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
T& w8 u7 M5 J3 [# p我吹雞打你班友 。 + L* g/ f* a& x/ T+ t4 \. J' w. I5 Y
9 k9 k$ V n& [& mStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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6 l0 R2 H' e, P0 ]Face green green臉青青 。 . f! F: w* b3 j- l% E
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 0 \+ M! \* e9 h6 b6 l" p
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 , e W$ y! F \. g! f. G& v2 b- T& ^: h
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 8 J' u8 x3 @& P& t2 Y1 D3 @7 w4 B
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 / z1 V8 T# q$ @$ v) V
" m. ]: } f# o5 CYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 4 M% [# B. ^% V, a
4 n1 V. F2 V' F- l- c$ o3 mAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 0 A- h' m2 D0 L7 y; q4 G) _
5 t4 `. g6 I/ C& u2 lEat banana食蕉 1 P4 L# \# u" ]1 D& d/ f0 K
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? & B/ b6 {0 R" U
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What the water are you?你係乜水? : |8 n7 c: r9 C" F$ K
) u/ Z" V& \7 m! [$ aWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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/ f% G: i$ _0 {( J3 B) Q& uDo you big me?你大我呀?
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+ J4 v) E) C- J& k* |Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 + J; k+ T9 M8 Q N1 F4 k% t9 `
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 7 m$ s2 F s/ v# j7 D: b
! f% T2 G8 M+ y2 h! ?Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! - Q1 P3 t9 C$ U F7 ]
! H* d4 z' \$ hI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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% E: ?/ G/ ^' ?Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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' j/ ]3 y4 J2 t' |3 G9 e9 ^3 V: U4 v: V. KLaugh die me.笑死我。 7 ?% o; z, }. q5 T5 q' T
8 f0 E) h7 {7 K: [: |0 tYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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" b4 j5 } ?7 r" J4 {American chinese not enough.美中不足。 5 e+ X* h6 P0 k8 B! F) J
5 `0 h- N) r) Y/ ~( v9 _8 MHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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& F# Y8 F! h6 Q8 p0 z4 aYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 ' b, K/ k) f; M- m& R
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King eight egg.王八蛋 , N! i) R* ?/ U$ ?
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Black son黑仔
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& c/ ?, n- f M, E7 b6 UToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! , z; P& t0 H! {$ b
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Wear grass著草 , J6 o9 c* u6 H( [! C
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 3 Q [+ R# V* l& I0 \ a+ y- x
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 - s; @3 b6 q: g- V6 s5 D, I. ~$ u
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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; J5 T8 s3 a. Y' x& e: C0 [2 ZGood mother.好娘
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" }2 o- j$ `, ?) P" OYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 9 D& Z! X8 i ~4 ?' I) W
% l7 i/ r, ~$ c1 IOld dot.老點
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1 J' v$ Z* k* Z5 rOne old water 一舊水 9 H m" G% S# Q8 q% k/ @1 z
( a0 M s" P6 k. h7 {, VWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? ' I; A- `! M+ r! K2 e1 ?8 p
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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7 \/ Y9 y& _: p7 x4 i3 Q% [Hold hold water.楂楂水 + u' {9 A- C/ z% {5 I
7 g4 o$ Y% {( I3 OPump water.抽水
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% C8 {: B7 z, j3 t( m6 A$ }Two hit six.二打六 " k; ~ W7 T' N; F1 E$ p- a/ i
6 [$ _0 ~6 \# c6 ]Two five boy.二五仔 |
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