男人入黎睇下啦 女人都黎評下理 至於人妖..都入黎啦!!!!!!

shanlinlla

各位,以下係一個男人對老婆嘅要求,未知算唔算過份呢???

以我黎做標準(我係男,我希望我老婆做到)....
1)識煮飯
2)顧好屋企(家務,照顧好仔女)
3)短裙,短褲,低胸衫同我扔晒佢(我唔想老婆比人係咁望,唔知有無男人同我一樣咁諗呢??)
4)一定唔可以勾佬(比我知道一定離婚)
5)係我放工返屋企時,佢都要係屋企(如果有事,可以打電話同我講)
6)最好唔好帶朋友上屋企(無咩事都唔好叫人上黎,如果比我知有男人上黎屋企,一定嘈!!!!!!)
7)體重唔可以超過60kg.....(我唔鍾意肥妹)
8)唔知係咪我奇怪,我覺得食晚飯一定要三餸一湯.....(如果唔係嘅話,我會嬲!!!!)
9)如果無咩特別事,我都唔想佢出街....(shopping我會陪佢去,但我唔想佢自己去!!)
10)唔好將屋企嘅事同人講....(好朋友都唔得,好事就唔緊要,但衰野就唔講得)
11)我要我老婆十點之前返到屋企..(如果有事嘅...例如外母病左,呢d梗係可以啦....但如果佢係  出左去唔知邊度玩,又唔知同埋咩人玩....咁我會叫佢自己搬出去住啦!!!!).
12)我唔會比我老婆食煙飯酒...

我唔會要老婆返工,我會養佢......(包括屋企所有支出)

各位男人,你地覺得會唔會過份呢...你地會唔會都係咁諗?我唔鍾意我老婆成日出街...好人好姐成日出街做咩???我星期六日放假,我會陪佢shopping,食野,但我唔想佢同一d我唔識嘅人出街,尢其係男人!!!!我咁諗有問題咩????

至於女人方面,我岩岩同我女朋友講左,佢話我好專制,要控制佢,真係咩????我開d條件真係咁苛刻咩????我都係想為屋企好姐.....我地係中國人,家庭傳統d有咩唔好????我都係想保護家庭姐....

shanlinlla

Originally posted by e_e at 2008-3-4 12:12 AM:

3 5 6 9 10 11 ... 咁你同禁固佢有咩分別???

3 5 9 10 11我都無麥所謂....

但我都係唔鍾意外人上黎屋企,我自己都唔會帶人上黎.....

仲有一點,唔係六,七十年代嘅問題.....

我唔係話要佢一定做到,亦唔係強逼佢去做.....但我好希望佢做到....

基本上,只要做到1 2 4 ,我都覺得佢有一百分!!!!!!

cency2005 ...結婚邊同養狗呀????我就係重視自己婚姻先希望佢做到!!!!!!!

咁你地覺得點最好????

shanlinlla

Originally posted by 禾確特 at 2008-3-4 12:15 AM:
你估仲係六七十年代咩??!!!

咁你覺得我應該點呀????

你又認為點最好呀????

你認為點先符合現代婚姻????

shanlinlla

Originally posted by w00tw00t at 2008-3-4 02:55 AM:
how old are you??? so naive?

咁你覺得點先唔naive???

shanlinlla

Originally posted by e_e at 2008-3-4 08:18 AM:

如果係 "只要做到1 2 4 ,我都...

你將我d文用黎作咸文

不過唔緊要,最緊要作好d !!!!!!

我再講多一次...我唔係一定要佢做到....我只係希望佢做到!!!!!!

我咁諗係因為我唔係太信人....我比人騙過....騙過好多次....我有時連自己都唔信....

我好驚再比人騙,我唔想呀,所以我想佢做到我想佢做到嘅要求!!!!!!
我驚失去佢!!!!!

我唔敢真係放個心出去同佢一齊,但我知道我應該要真心.....我好愛佢.....

但我諗唔到除左用d強硬d嘅方法之外,有咩方法令佢一直都同我一齊.....

我愛佢,佢都話愛我,但我唔知佢係咪真心......佢可能一邊話愛我,一邊同第二個男人扑野....

佢依家都可能同第二個男人講,"我愛你".........

唔想講啦

shanlinlla

Originally posted by e_e at 2008-3-4 07:19 PM:

兄之言 , 再增甘文之色耶
我...

你係咪想打架呀

左狗....

不過睇你想寫嗰篇野又好似好正喎

shanlinlla

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2008-3-4 07:48 PM:
1)識煮飯
(咁工人請黎做乜?:confused...

完全覺得唔好笑

呢d只係我心裡面嘅perfect妻子....係心裡面(幻想)

如果你覺得你同我嘅諗法有唔同,你可以講出黎....

講我嘅諗法有d咩唔好.....而唔係一味話我保守,可笑!!!!!!!!!

我睇左咁多repeat,都睇唔出我咁諗有d咩唔岩,同埋唔好!!!!!!!!!!!

你地嘅論點都無說服力嘅    (呢句係笑著講..但我的確係咁諗)

shanlinlla

Originally posted by s20021097 at 2008-3-4 09:38 PM:
你同依家D港女有咩分別....港男
(純粹個人意見,並非引起版戰)

可以見得我係港男呢???

你單憑區區幾篇字就評定我為人???

我打呢篇野出黎....係想各位幫下手,睇下有咩問題要改善.....

我又唔係我要老婆跟著做....當然,佢做到我好開心....

shanlinlla

Originally posted by 衰貓 at 2008-3-4 10:50 PM:
"各位男人,你地覺得會唔會過份呢...

我有講過有錢咩都得咩????

仲有,你呢個例子非常好...我依家真係係度幻想喎....

shanlinlla

各位....我真係好開心有咁多repeat.....多謝咁多位肯比面...就算你地嘅觀點與角度 同我 唔同都好.....

佢尋晚打黎同我講,話睇左我呢篇文....我嗰下好驚,唔知佢點諗,唔知佢想點....我問佢"你點知架?"....佢話佢係我屋企見過我上咩網,都知道我網名...我同佢講叫佢唔好咁介意...佢話佢唔介意,話會努力去試,佢話佢想做我心中perfect嘅老婆....我同佢講叫佢唔好咁認真,我只係9up....佢話"如果你真係好想我咁嘅,我會盡力去做,因為我真係好愛你...."我聽到嗰時真係好開心,由心發出黎嘅開心....我話,"你唔好咁傻啦,唔好辛苦自己,無人做到我講嘅條件架"....佢話,"只要你愛我,我就咩都得"......

佢跟著係msn個人訊息度打"xx,只要有你就夠啦"....佢跟著問我"愛唔愛佢",我話"當然愛啦,點解你咁問??"....佢話,"你愛我,點解你唔信我,麥你覺得我一定會對你唔住咩,點解你會咁諗?"......我無出聲..我真係唔知講d咩好....我好本能咁講"sorry..sorry".......佢跟住講"唔好再諗之前嘅事啦,依家淨係得我地兩個,只要你對我好,我會跟你一世,你會唔會對我好架???"....之後係d好肉麻嘅野,唔多講啦!!

佢之後同我講,話我呢d唔係傳統同保守,係悲觀同唔夠自信(你地咁多人咁多個腦竟然無人講到呢點)...佢話佢會係我身邊陪著我,幫我趕佢地走(包括同以前所以事),佢話我地淨係得現在,無過去......佢仲話會忠於我一個,唔會睬其他男人!!!!!!
意思大致上係咁啦....因為尋晚講左成兩個幾鍾...我無可能將d對白背晒出黎...明個意思就得啦下!

我知道我咁諗係我唔岩....我明知你愛我,我都亂諗野,令你個心唔舒服,但我會盡我全力對你好做補償架....
好似你咁講,我係要個心理醫生,但我想你做嗰個心理醫生...同我一齊行所有路.....


各位,我想改一下我心目中完全老婆嘅標準!!!!!!

只有一點,愛我,對我好就夠啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!

是你喜歡我當然都愛你......