[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( z" b: b0 Z* q. x$ l
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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$ N6 V# x" X( z1 b2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ F% Q4 L/ @; j. F& z/ I
a.They give like hell.
: h+ g# v9 {0 l2 B# zb.They do not yell.
; d* v* g# W- X. ]* L3 Sc.They do not tell.) v# @7 T" L- l- F
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 H+ G2 Q/ h4 y6 Q0 p: ~

7 C* o7 l' Y2 v  g) n6 s/ @6 c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 H4 g) c% F, E! e1 ?2 _5 ]- a HEART to love him,1 e0 V* E" x) A- X4 u& a9 s2 _
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( m5 j# _8 i( E6 Y5 c' x2 g/ s. e! Q) e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 v2 I, ?; H7 C6 ], U* z0 J  z- a SPADE to bury him!0 `+ _6 e/ E! L+ @) L* s: j" ^
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?$ b4 y! R6 @" D" m% y- {( {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later  ^% V; ~: D" l5 y  Z5 X
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 C! I& L. O, f  IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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& u/ M8 N0 {" ^! l7 x$ [6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: U4 W# s- ]; g! W
The arse hole is always in front of you.* q1 I2 h2 X3 S3 r

7 ~1 _5 b' r1 c9 b# C7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 B. s6 V! @1 e- b* p& X' _! WWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) z8 t6 Y# _2 d, \: t" r& r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
. l: S1 P+ B1 `/ v* tkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great