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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 k1 H* s. p* s$ x0 E9 S5 s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 Q- o* P: i4 L! V5 z+ e7 |/ Z
, ]! L/ M) |2 p! e7 X) U2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! T, s8 w$ y- A2 F7 {6 Xa.They give like hell.
# F& I: t+ p8 k/ a# W) R1 X( p$ \b.They do not yell." {9 a2 j, q) X0 S1 f2 F% @' ~
c.They do not tell.
. I- Y, e* A1 S) k' n& `, rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 |' l9 n6 L; v4 i) p
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, r5 n4 Z! U& B- a HEART to love him,
; X, y" A9 e- l: n$ w- a DIAMOND to marry him,+ x+ U6 W2 k* s/ X/ k7 X2 P! R0 ?8 c
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' z0 p) m+ d% B6 f4 U
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- G. V4 a9 U0 ]7 j9 s& O7 {. f3 B0 gBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 p; A, x% O# IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6 b2 Y7 h3 V0 b; Q% F/ ?/ N2 @4 bThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. x# @2 I+ S0 y! [: i6 rWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* W; Z- F7 ^' j& x1 Z
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?" n2 x% q8 x- A, z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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