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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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v! `! A1 Z0 [! @; V1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' U& t, D- u8 H" c9 F3 K) v/ P9 V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?& L2 _; Y0 y" A4 [7 J# F
a.They give like hell.
* M6 O2 P5 Z# J' x' [b.They do not yell.
# o$ q% J+ P+ a5 B. ^# H' Y0 Tc.They do not tell.
# @7 B4 v$ u1 J# Zd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' W! q0 j# u. B
( N3 @$ C" f- {) n$ R/ r3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" {' d; `% z! E1 e3 J/ G- a HEART to love him,
( m, I$ Z: h; _3 A4 u! Q# q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
' V9 @! Y8 C$ o- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- v2 L) {# C5 z0 n& J' B$ }9 `+ J
- a SPADE to bury him!- |1 K. ?8 k: Z; ?# z4 q1 i" w# x' z8 B
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?7 V& n# _* A- M) V
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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Z0 J4 @$ G1 v; r, |5 ~5) What is the strongest muscle?
. t( y" C* M. P# L! l( W, TThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ \( Y, B' N! s& J' p
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: [. K0 E# j+ P! n6 E3 dThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 B: U* D5 u/ }+ W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 U& u- V' Q9 o, Q$ Q2 X9 p$ o( j
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
3 g7 i8 X* _0 B% s) W" AThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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