[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- t( T3 {6 ?* d% A0 u7 R
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence6 Q3 u! J2 e5 o/ m4 x7 |, p
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
, l* A/ P3 j; ~  ha.They give like hell. # R9 t5 P( H# `" [
b.They do not yell., l% O( {1 {; a
c.They do not tell.* n' k1 V( K+ y$ N3 y4 S
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
0 u) v' n" N$ r4 E- a HEART to love him,
/ a0 Y+ }& [+ f7 X$ m* S- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ \7 Q# z: k7 P- e9 v  T- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' {4 S" m) U6 ^( s  B0 K- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& m. m* k# P8 N- }: F9 u& i
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 g/ y5 ], J# q# MThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 \' _; T: k6 J
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
. T( _3 ^# h  W6 O# OThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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' p2 ^  C$ `- [7 s3 v5 d+ U3 n* s7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
1 a) S: @! Q/ @5 E1 R, F* K; D; eWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ x4 V5 G! v% `/ |7 a8 a3 B

0 X2 ^& h6 k$ i5 z( O* G+ S6 Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' u% D  ^1 W0 Q# m2 X( A( h0 H1 v8 m
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~- l. Y( Y; A; y; D" n( v
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great