[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 o8 Z3 a+ y2 s4 [
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) E0 p& z2 [' ^9 y
a.They give like hell.
  f, [! e. D4 X& |* C" gb.They do not yell.
) n& V; U" g% Z; h$ Lc.They do not tell.
" n0 s9 @8 T, ]. y# {, J: K5 K! \d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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; y. {0 z/ U- K! Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:5 f: s5 q- X" @. |9 _9 U$ ~( m/ a
- a HEART to love him,
  \* l4 w& }; [% C# c# E9 C. G- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ O  f, n% e9 B- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 s6 l2 I3 S! d% ~" S8 l% Q% E- a SPADE to bury him!+ A: S; W3 }% R9 U
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 s) F0 j+ J  V) X; @Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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+ d7 `4 G6 L  ^4 Y9 K2 Q- D& K6 }5) What is the strongest muscle?1 d: H# C4 K4 `
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 O) i3 V5 p- P! x. M) G$ ]+ A

- d' d. P2 Z; z3 z; z6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ g2 p- C. Y8 |0 a
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ }, w$ b0 v- k8 B2 x1 W
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- K/ s, J: {% K2 |' b
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!# G5 ?( v; e* v- ]3 X" t0 t* A
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' p( U6 v: a2 ~1 U# a+ o/ `- P
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great