香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
& j+ ^# A0 h6 Y2 @4 z  d0 t0 c甘多人死，唔见你死。
1 Q' K, H1 m9 K) P1 h, q2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 0 R, C1 C+ W5 V; v0 ~
你教我以后点出嚟行?
6 z  O3 @- c- `* z3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. . b% Y" B6 F1 N6 ^4 {# x0 V4 T  K. D
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
* Q; ~7 Y! k- P4 h% ~) D) z+ s4 "I saw a pork chop" 4 I) ?$ Q$ |% q5 b4 y, u
我见到件猪扒啊。 8 i& I' E+ e% h$ F0 T& e
5 Are you road? : W& M- ?1 ^, u. F9 A4 ]( @
你系咪路啊？ ; Z! x9 G& x9 n. s  A  A
6 What the water are you?
) Q8 ~: x+ S' @, Q2 }你系乜水啊？ * n1 C$ c+ C1 i3 e1 L9 ^. s; o
7 Do you big me?
3 V; f" L; ^* J2 r6 K( P3 L你大我啊？
) w: ?6 K  j, P" T7 B' A! u8 Zebra chops people. 4 S- z8 B' |# u% Q
班马劈友。 ' y  b6 ?  Q" I7 ?9 a7 u
9 The king of the cutting girl.
0 Q% D; a+ z6 ]. h6 h/ P界女王。 + X1 Q, J* O. A) ?/ z& Y
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
( t) m# l4 a4 d$ S: @. u' U批我个头俾你当凳坐。
4 M( v; C1 M0 b. Q11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
  }1 ]- X( `: ~8 K$ u6 D你当我无到？
; _  {2 G3 B6 B% D+ k9 w12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 0 ~9 M  v8 s7 c3 x2 E6 H
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ + e+ e. z, W2 P) v0 M  u& r
13 Today I was very black son.
4 \1 e$ G6 u- d/ G1 c( j  h% s今日我好黑仔。 9 R+ s% l+ ?. K5 G, [: Y
14 I am wearing grass.
4 o1 \3 [3 O# g: v' L1 i5 H( ~7 c我着紧草。
' _6 H! d* P- s15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! & `: s. N) z* E+ D7 S, ^" W
你未够班同我讲数！
4 W/ I) Z8 Z$ |7 {. P$ W16 Two beat six.
$ Y' P9 c% a( f( ^$ R, r8 P9 J二打六 ' n. U  ]" f& {8 c+ s' v
17 Two five son. " }, A, W% |" ~
二五仔
- A; f; H5 ?/ z- `5 i$ x18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
1 \; m: T% U0 }琴琴青
! F) \. p+ E, E5 i19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
9 H  p2 z5 T  L3 q! o' |$ ^3 X0 s/ {我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 7 [5 n( Z8 A- ?7 b! s' B
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
/ y  y7 ~! {$ z4 ^蠢蠢欲動 。
7 Q7 @$ r' J2 X; y  [21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
1 I" U! p* _- ~& j人山人海 。
# b, u/ w1 L1 u' b) D/ F- q, E- R22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
9 |: j5 x- s( U7 k; V你算老幾?
4 O0 j9 z- Z+ {, G* b23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　   z$ H" _# Y3 x: L7 @9 x  F
你講乜鬼?
5 g5 W" K+ y# n9 Z  P. D( G' ?24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ( l, P( q4 N7 c" `
我驚你有牙！ 2 v! |9 w4 O% h! K5 ^
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
! j. }5 \, w/ S5 u& C: M- M2 I8 `心花怒放。   
9 ~, L5 m0 c1 y: _% O& Y/ f" ?Fish skin $ p( y4 Z1 K4 G: y4 w) p' K
鱼皮 。
) G0 I( |$ h  L4 ?! fMonster of blowing water.
4 `% V' I/ h8 t6 e4 V9 g* A3 ?吹水怪。
/ K' K6 f, x" Y! ~Face green green 7 c! w5 U3 b1 z# P" a; b) M
面青青。
1 t3 R4 H5 D6 z9 ]You see road carefully . r, ^% {, j, M  {5 I
你小心睇路
/ u0 v6 [% E( F$ e2 pYou go to street carefully " F  H( j& V0 K7 I; ^4 }* c
你出街小心D。
( i5 u' B+ V+ C' KDo the world / U7 {; K" \9 E, `" X7 c1 T# E
做世界 。
% l) r3 e- `1 \* J: p/ f  KBig tea rice $ b# ~4 i2 a; @% Y" W
大茶饭 。 & l5 _# M( t+ b, I
American chinese not enough. ' j2 x6 H) B! l4 q& w' {0 t# ~6 p# j
美中不足。 ' v5 a1 C, b+ b, a+ {3 s* O
King eight egg. ; W' v& v  q7 V" B
王八蛋 ) ^9 u; Z# I9 q( O- o* G: q7 J
High hand.
0 u$ C0 E) E9 Z/ ~2 S! A高手
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Old dot.
; f0 s5 S1 b9 T9 ]2 E& r% m+ k* `3 m老点 ' K0 [9 `$ U# P( l
One old water
4 q: B; X) _  Z% m4 }+ w一旧水 2 v; }  h: r2 ]+ C; M* h' [
I know your mouse.
7 U$ k  V7 Z4 {- l( U我识你老鼠！ " q+ `5 [& H8 Q: q6 `; p4 `
Measure water/Pound water.
/ {! y, i9 Y0 L磅水 7 f3 R9 Y. U' z% ?) M, x+ o# t, p% H
A dragon service. 6 ?2 _, \- M% n  s0 w' n. R
一条龙服务 " P* J' L# b# }
Pump water.
1 u8 L, P! Q2 R& P****
4 D" }# `* ~! ~, h3 hI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! X9 P5 a1 Y+ j
我吹鸡打你班友。
* K5 d: C. k. C7 V4 NYou jump building.
5 p  F& s. A% U/ G( f你跳楼啦。
& X( S, t; l* W0 s( s8 U3 e+ o* kYou come back home and eat banana
9 g) `1 h9 Q! Y+ a你返屋企食蕉啦
' k# q$ [3 p0 V+ O; Q* g# bI give you a hair. $ v$ U$ M" X/ e8 E% f! Z
我俾条毛你ar!
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4 w% O1 |5 N' l& }" b% DCollect skin ; I/ o$ k/ r- P5 ^
收皮 6 O4 E4 M/ v' K
Collect father % l9 ~! M1 Z# L
收爹
$ l( w/ E: K- l8 \You give me collect father. / X& V; Q& w9 K
你同我收爹！
) ^) t8 |0 S9 x. JLaugh die me. 5 W5 B/ t) b0 `) v) i
笑死我。
# w2 I; b  [, L* m+ UYou give me stop.
! U" n" K5 l# f8 O  v6 `你同我企系度。 8 M' ?) J; o7 c/ k. e
Eight woman ; `/ b9 E2 m5 B- s3 }3 H$ K( v
八婆
5 c6 h! j( b+ N( d0 c0 jEight woman,you are good! & ~! ]' n2 e. ]: c: }
八婆，你好o野!
" p- Y; c4 B  wWhat the spring do you do?
% C# T0 s0 [  u* ^: [/ x& i你搞乜春啊?
$ n- T; |  V/ R7 X1 QA dog of eating dung
6 @  b* D4 a: @食屎狗 6 G1 d: d7 y  _# `
A ghost of ass % @6 }8 e+ {. J4 ?
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
" d, \- z# `, p0 J) u& z# ^2 e都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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8 Y( k. C9 |, e$ J1 q2 wtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
! N" ^4 A2 c/ `2 \. \* Pthis is not hong kong style english.....% {/ m, t1 l: b( h' i- C# r+ g7 t8 q
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語....." S$ v2 P6 ]: [+ d9 N! F1 {- h- n
i've already ban this shit...
" A; K. o, Q0 u1 g, |; b2 V8 Odon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.