香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
' D' ~) m' f% u3 Y7 p5 P% V甘多人死，唔见你死。
. A7 Y/ _& K5 }$ c# u2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
) y" R) i& h" L1 i你教我以后点出嚟行?
( w7 M: m8 ]+ p" i- ~3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. # i8 d4 B6 r4 z
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
# S% B; t& w' E4 P, o% P4 "I saw a pork chop"
8 A9 V7 S* w) f- j2 F7 C0 q我见到件猪扒啊。
: ^7 R, Z9 ~2 }* i4 j) O$ E5 Are you road? 3 q' d0 V/ m) A% k, \6 v5 p+ t
你系咪路啊？ , ~5 _! w& V8 y$ ]4 B5 g
6 What the water are you? 0 J5 `3 ^7 r2 J$ S
你系乜水啊？
2 |2 S7 R% M" K, G7 Do you big me?
4 B3 t$ L5 s! e1 E; C  E你大我啊？
' q( c7 ]- T$ J/ l4 {. v5 q8 Zebra chops people. & h! r; d6 G4 e, e
班马劈友。 . X/ v; o( P1 ~; `# l# ?  o# r5 z
9 The king of the cutting girl.
7 n& I& o6 N! k$ O% [# \2 M界女王。
, N; r; e( L1 u' H8 @" |10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
8 E2 J. m% K! ^* q7 ?' w5 q/ @/ b批我个头俾你当凳坐。
5 g  z2 ^: M8 Q- z3 f# [1 o11 Do you think me didn't arrive? , ], U( Z" x1 f7 r' v1 J
你当我无到？
' Z' S4 L! N$ T: A& i  r) }12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ' s) Y" B/ U" ?/ Q" \
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ( b" ?( K2 d* S! ?: J, u
13 Today I was very black son.
" }% J  O2 ^  k今日我好黑仔。 / m5 `; `; P6 Y/ O% S& _1 y
14 I am wearing grass.
/ ], R# g' U2 b5 y2 I我着紧草。
6 H  V7 l; p9 M2 B15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
' [3 k* j; H9 y/ i& `! T6 E你未够班同我讲数！ * r" ?5 P6 d) _4 c) L, ?# l
16 Two beat six.
- j6 L" q0 [" t% z! T; o4 ]+ g' V$ ~二打六
% h7 w" {) S' e# t" V17 Two five son.
1 s( ~  h$ }0 c% ^二五仔
  r3 s, }7 w4 F. u" `18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
9 S. s8 y7 p; K' s( Z) s琴琴青
+ u% u( L. g9 o' n; R8 B19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
" z% T. q8 f3 ^我俾D顏色你睇睇！
: h% ~; P; n+ o; {20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 6 C: j. \6 Y4 `% u: O
蠢蠢欲動 。 9 I: B3 l8 [+ [. R
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
1 {9 H7 C8 j( F8 f# u: [人山人海 。
# X" f0 }* ?2 D- I' F" P22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 . Q( t8 [9 G) q3 Z2 Q' J
你算老幾?
+ A9 c9 g7 e0 L3 Z6 @5 H  ?) a3 r8 _5 S23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 7 m- J0 t+ V7 f
你講乜鬼?
3 I' W/ ?* s# M; o5 L* ]24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
5 ]  J* ]  X  z& ]8 I我驚你有牙！ 7 W* K9 D( z$ @6 s: e+ U
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
0 s- |. K9 V9 x& k心花怒放。   . ~* v( Z9 B) ~5 u& @8 T7 P
Fish skin
' {2 J4 [# |+ c7 s4 p鱼皮 。 ; o0 L( O# t4 D& m$ C
Monster of blowing water.
, L" N$ k, W9 |) J吹水怪。 5 w# |  h& Q. D! y6 m# q$ J
Face green green
' {& Z* c+ ^$ x8 t( d7 o9 k$ b+ S面青青。 ( I6 W1 ]/ a9 P9 b% }
You see road carefully
  Q9 u( q8 \# e' B你小心睇路 7 X+ T, n* v2 w
You go to street carefully 6 o2 _/ e: B- D5 `; @
你出街小心D。 4 f( r' p3 l% \" Y) u# f: e7 ]: m
Do the world
  c0 g# j5 \4 S0 z) W& J. m% Q8 L做世界 。 - S6 @3 ^- b4 K  j9 ]2 `( [( V
Big tea rice & \9 |' K) m* t2 V  a* I% j
大茶饭 。
& n, U# w0 l2 kAmerican chinese not enough.
) m5 t; E/ G; m& {* i; T/ n$ @美中不足。 ; I4 q& {: U1 N( O  P; e; p7 A
King eight egg.
" ^* @8 s- n! ?5 V: i' f王八蛋 ; |4 s+ W5 A4 @4 l2 M9 i9 Y, z
High hand. / S) p7 t# {6 A
高手 ( N/ X4 S) ]$ l
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Old dot. # R: G0 |/ q1 ?, [& q
老点 7 c* S+ n# D( P! `! T5 Y( s: w; ]
One old water & x* q* r) v. g6 C8 T4 X! W( y
一旧水 : \$ g7 m; E2 k( k
I know your mouse. - o4 J. U  X8 @. s( k- e" \7 ?
我识你老鼠！
7 y# ]7 v) Q% e( A1 |5 M( H- ZMeasure water/Pound water. % \+ o& R! H$ @. `9 U# i
磅水 2 u. |( q- V% V/ X
A dragon service.
  L* t" g: `/ P" Z& q一条龙服务 9 t7 {, ^0 i% r# ]7 e
Pump water. ; F0 C) X1 `) \; ]6 V, b
**** ! O1 O5 [$ G' t6 r% ]0 t% }7 V& w1 @
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
! M. m7 z* F( \- W我吹鸡打你班友。
* G/ J' z, s* U6 [+ ?You jump building.
9 k) s9 T: k" R" Y: Z' K8 E0 R你跳楼啦。
" `3 a6 z7 b1 s$ A' k/ d. zYou come back home and eat banana 1 q! `0 D  ?5 Z) f
你返屋企食蕉啦 ( a; Z" F9 Q# H% \+ V. q6 S% N/ ^: A
I give you a hair. ( }/ y* D/ D5 p5 ]5 e) q
我俾条毛你ar! 5 N9 B, h2 W3 ~( G( m/ T9 J
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Collect skin
! H' N5 F- W0 j! Q收皮 9 L  B* b3 Z3 q
Collect father
  @' y  ]& \# G$ N' _  s, V4 e收爹 3 _4 a( g) n/ h% `* A' J1 u
You give me collect father.
5 Y$ K% D' [5 c" }  r5 ~) c, |你同我收爹！ - b- V' w( e: Z* U( z$ F
Laugh die me. ! v" t, S5 k& ]9 H0 L& k
笑死我。
$ C- s; y! A$ q+ ?You give me stop. ( j4 B+ L5 ?5 l$ g7 g
你同我企系度。
" A0 ]; Z/ H; wEight woman
1 c9 X: T9 D+ n, \) ^% N& Q八婆
# l. G6 Q- u* V+ @# O- lEight woman,you are good!
! B$ n+ I( i4 U5 }. V& U0 s八婆，你好o野! ) x4 W3 {! i8 v& L5 z% Y) t" \
What the spring do you do? 7 [( a& i; @* G* y
你搞乜春啊?
+ o. x' Z( {9 MA dog of eating dung
# r: m, {! |  A: ?" o食屎狗 + p: S8 }( j' a
A ghost of ass ; z' ]+ I# i3 x
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....% W, \8 C& l& K: W, @. N
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

: F0 ]& k. u- b

! l* z; _& i7 L# E6 N7 ytotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
' ^# B5 ^4 U3 othis is not hong kong style english.....) t& \& E9 M7 t5 @8 s3 R
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
* k( R2 F9 C! Ti've already ban this shit...  ^! M, T" \% n3 s+ Y7 {* m
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.