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Kei2005

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8 G; A5 q) o- O+ P2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?), m0 S' z  X3 s+ S+ E# ~9 E
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! Z( K) K, a2 c8 Y4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎% {# s. P* y' d" }* n
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7 j; t1 X* d( Q7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老). s* h2 I% y# @8 O
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$ l4 p3 l5 z* Q8 k, C我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
/ c8 V0 _! l0 h: {2 |7 M 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:% {, Q0 j4 O5 c; `; g! W

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8 Y6 q" v. f1 ?好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

/ e2 B% v1 {* x0 R4 l) h我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good