搭訕識女仔角色扮演遊戲[trista+]

toro

早嗰輪有條友仔，走入嚟我鋪頭想識我女同事（我做零售，當時得我同事一個人），條友仔兩手fing fing就走入去作出下列嘅對話：
佢：你今晚得唔得閒？
同事a：唔得。
佢：咁幾時得？
同事a：唔知。
佢：咁我有乜辦法知？
同事a：無。
然後條友就死死地氣收檔番歸，事後我同事同我講番，話佢咁就想識女仔一d誠意都無，采佢都傻，之後條友成日响我鋪頭門口行嚟行去，下下好似d咸濕阿伯咁[莊]入嚟。唉…人就經已唔靚仔ga啦！（佢被我哋發現左佢响附近番工，個樣[黃]左）識女仔又無耐性又無心思又無誠意！點得ga？起碼都連續幾日帶d小禮物，糖又好，小玩意又好，一支半支花都好（唔一定要貴嘢），等人認得你先約人吖！
各位兄弟你哋如果遇到同一個情況又會點做？有無d必殺技大家可以交流下呢？

[ Last edited by trista_cheong on 2005-5-1 at 07:05 PM ]

toro

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-29 11:27 PM:

無...
咁你咪好爽, 日日都對住個靚女

龍肉都無味

toro

Originally posted by Asurada129 at 2005-4-29 11:53 PM:
我都無絕招(必殺技)...
但會唔會應 ...

肯定係，有可能佢認為自己靚仔卦

toro

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-30 12:05 AM:
我.........
我會叫佢落吧飲野囉
我以前成日落吧識女仔嫁,
或者識親D女仔都叫佢地落吧既
佢地通常都同我一齊落去嫁喎

一嚟就約？通常都肯去？難道…你係傳說之中嘅…靚仔？

toro

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-30 12:12 AM:

咁返工都開心D呀, 好過係咁對D男人

我鋪頭一男三女，佢地根本無當我係仔，成日露股「喇」，衛生巾又四圍放！

toro

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-30 12:17 AM:

咁就緊係唔係一黎就約啦,同佢吹下水先啦,
之後咪約佢放工飲野囉,我都唔係靚仔,一定要係靚仔先可以一約就肯去嫁

靚仔着數d囉

toro

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-30 12:19 AM:

好過我丫,都冇女同事既,佢地日日都講埋哂D.....雞經......

叫佢哋轉工做寫呢d囉

toro

Originally posted by kawing01 at 2005-4-30 02:06 AM:


你做d咩架....得一男三女既?

零售嘛

toro

Originally posted by kawing01 at 2005-4-30 02:46 AM:


賣咩咁好呀?一個人對住三個女仔

唔話你知

toro

Originally posted by 天空藍 at 2005-5-1 04:44 AM:


你公司仲請唔請人？我啱啱想轉工呀

有d好扒嗰噃！