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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. ! ~; P0 u; d. H) z/ K

9 C1 L, D+ a; P2 `* Q9 Q; O性本善:Sex is good. - P& i. J/ Y6 K4 O9 |0 d8 a  P

" S9 `2 W+ r. M性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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2 Z5 O4 E1 ~( I" d" Q3 p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. # Y8 F, T& I) Q2 c! L
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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) ^# n: p: x" B. S- P: D5 r' c7 ]4 {性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it ; p- e- n! E5 W0 ]3 ?- v, W
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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3 `! s2 r2 L' t6 j/ |2 {: }昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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% }8 @' m3 x, D7 R4 v, K擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & x, Q, M6 [( u/ Q; I, c
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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  C2 T6 ~: ^& w  R斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 s, ^* R, o4 b6 c8 r: H9 b3 O

3 [7 j3 r' S7 Z6 `竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 9 `4 U1 r3 e* q5 ~" a2 D

5 F* Y- v  }8 [2 b$ @教五子 :All his five son took it * K$ D; C9 `8 L
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, $ v( o' s6 h! \4 K: T$ l5 D( k

: ^5 C# n7 _8 ]$ ?+ q& E: p+ \師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. - F( X* C& l; H

3 e# Z, Y  H8 U- {8 U2 L6 G% N% T/ l子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , w, Z2 E, l) P, ?: _

4 ^; f1 i8 o) Y: h- u2 g. Y老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged , {5 T$ G4 |! w" Y8 M

4 b0 ~/ e* ^* ~( L, ], j. i玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 3 d: b  K9 {$ J) n0 t
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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' K. Z+ Q/ y% f0 L. O6 R人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 8 G  V' @6 ?6 r& O

# C1 c  e7 Y$ S/ ?7 _3 X不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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