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發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM
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3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life.
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. s( J+ C# z) B% d }1 ]/ c- y性本善:Sex is good. ! U0 H5 r+ T4 P1 F5 l
' I; y/ L7 o8 r- r" u+ L* b4 ], z u性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * z2 D* u4 J9 }8 \/ }
+ X- n" u# Y7 K- W+ J/ g- Q8 q9 X習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. & s. h; w9 U' a% S
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. , ]' @& M$ @8 p9 T9 F
6 q" m$ p; f9 l性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 7 r3 P' ^3 E( c- m# b
( S" h( b9 H. X& x2 W教之道:The way of learning it - W! R& N* J1 o, O& e
% N9 L( k1 h; w% K" c貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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5 ]0 m! v# ?$ F- {8 b昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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9 V, c$ A5 S; U擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. / V3 w2 q! {, v. @' o
8 o# }; D, N, u子不學:If you don't study hard, : I/ H- \$ _0 q0 O0 B1 c
( q& C2 _: Q" G3 r- H9 y斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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7 I. r; b+ t6 |) \竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & d# g' P% |' |& n1 I, A
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教五子 :All his five son took it ; E3 h, n1 J0 x1 h- {* B' u' h
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. * D ]0 Q- a8 S- A
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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: w/ M" I/ X$ T2 z' w教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + ]' C1 Z% }; _: p* y* Y
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % l, v# S# A. B$ T" `6 x7 p
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 8 m' ]8 ?/ N) W
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; J% |6 ]% X7 [0 M: A
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 4 `9 u/ R: ~9 }+ t$ ^6 K
1 l' S' D" f; m7 Z; q/ |不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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) J: ~7 C! d, O" V人不學 :If you don't learn sex, . ^! s( ~! s+ t5 L7 l
' K% K n# @1 ]* T; }不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness |
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