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人之初:At the beginning of life. . h* R* o9 \# j' f
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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$ j& r; F) F! I6 p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.   U: W: R$ d* j. _! p+ K

' g. i  |$ z8 W# o5 D# R5 X4 e苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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- J8 ~6 r- V' a3 P: a貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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; R6 s  u8 o& p% J- V  d擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 0 G( ?  l) O1 {% g
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 9 c" ^2 x$ H4 N( x; a" H4 h

7 M0 t0 O' d: @# z7 R8 N7 P竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ( q% X3 A. t4 T9 u" t

% Q6 C( N( W, A! l有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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; k  j: g) E. S2 ~7 ?3 B0 a( }教五子 :All his five son took it
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8 ^) @0 d) a2 O) r% ?名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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% I8 Z9 d( {, o; y8 `" Y教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, . t% o5 _& F9 T3 O

1 W5 W5 l/ m& I# Z/ B師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. % {4 n) A7 Z+ R

( {9 k$ g  |% K子不學 :You may refuse to study this , l0 {$ C0 O5 k4 Y0 j6 O
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / Y0 t  R5 @6 D' p$ Q! G! z) Q; |4 F

- B. r4 }0 y! W" T幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ! [4 H' X4 s1 @+ b& V) r

! [8 ~6 O, f- w8 A8 Z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 3 [! m& `9 C* I* [8 f/ f3 A$ _$ V
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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- r' R) A" w2 _. S不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 6 g5 X/ o0 B4 {  |* ^2 O# N
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ! V1 d5 l7 d% u7 W
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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