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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. " i' [& t6 \1 m9 o

" s& L; o& a" w! `性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. * ]( P( Z* |; _& _6 n

6 H0 r2 R- }( S苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 @; |+ d0 V2 m! D# f

( c# i1 R1 g5 s9 D' Y2 R' F教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng " o* T# ^5 B( d, H- l# v/ M5 D) [  V. s' T

" {* C5 V8 o! F  Z, f擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. - T2 g5 z6 e* p% Z7 D; y" T

$ D! `7 N% t/ f6 e- P* \" }0 L- Z子不學:If you don't study hard, $ g4 k# K' @( R5 L1 t; b1 s

. _4 d4 k0 T. u* w斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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3 l0 f- y' P  w7 b- s竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 9 l% f3 a5 r) L+ Q% Q. F

/ u+ {' y  s& `4 ]! f有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ; M' @7 G9 I; }& N

. C# }9 ~: ^" \; M7 r; v7 f: z教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. * h% i+ E1 a7 a! J
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 9 ?$ R8 N9 O2 z9 k2 R0 e- z

/ m* C  S# K4 P- G教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. / j% v0 z: G9 O- M" ~

" B8 w) K2 ~* [  y- \, ]$ m3 u, ^& l子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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0 ]9 `% F  U8 x' Q" Z6 v% t2 w非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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- T0 B: l/ z4 D8 d% v: ?, s8 Y幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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  V) y; G+ q6 I% y老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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& h; ^0 j1 L0 t# C- A8 N玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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  k4 P% h  E& S) ~不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' b4 Q; p# p. M! S+ j0 Y# U

5 |1 j  L* H$ f人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 K! D0 a$ e* V1 M6 B  L" I" y
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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