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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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1 o# H7 j9 h" e  G# v- y& k性本善:Sex is good. $ F) G! g8 `* S) I

8 b9 d) d- e& N- N5 n性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 8 g* U! T/ [8 w# x; k: J

. m8 c, u# {( a* ~( F' T+ U習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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  r2 R9 {& {: V9 |& n- G苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 2 Q1 A$ z6 ~0 d  l/ O" d

& J( h& L$ v; e- D0 o  W性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ( I& W4 i2 d' s
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教之道:The way of learning it / i. @9 {% l% o$ [
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $ g5 J/ o* _- _6 u
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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3 w9 F2 L/ P: t4 L  t擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * k! J( a- Z9 m$ l9 j

# t* F& `/ z+ ~$ Y+ o子不學:If you don't study hard, - n! u) h# v& N- q* [5 @  g& P

. T' p- {- x9 c! _3 Q斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # U4 e" {1 }( h/ q7 o( j# b

# O8 m" x1 ~! w! `+ T, P竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ g: t; ?8 i* H% _6 j, s
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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1 M! H1 s+ w; \' e) P6 D  q父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 6 }; m; x* b, K" P" N0 o
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 d+ H# n9 c* j5 [# \% u" K. s子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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, ~  W1 Y3 p: ~# n4 _' v非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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% Z, U$ {. k8 H# u幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; W+ D+ K( Z6 T  K& i

# B1 d' ?8 j/ `4 I. v% l/ c( o" D3 Y  ^老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 2 w% }- a$ N. w, t: H

8 x* z& i7 Q! V, d玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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; l% b# N( r9 ?# F/ F% K$ x不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / b( F% }) W1 s, x: g& U  B8 E0 b
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, / G) U& \% G, z8 ]1 {$ g) q! x

6 `/ S# x% V! F. K9 o. E4 z. O不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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