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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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NDF6Wa Piano piano green 琴琴青
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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R)a5w#e~6| I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 1\8e T['O`` `0X
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ @(s,z5nN&Gb
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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L7n~ob8@@ What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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t4t(P4Xod The king of cutting girl.界女王。 [
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ .TSg*C[&m

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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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High hand.高手
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Old dot.老點
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 nn0Y/Q#RMJ
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Two hit six.二打六

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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳0Zi\c)EK
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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&Cg^[k$YE*u+s you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳1kH M7_!H(OG8g
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]+V!C G+RJ ih%D
d人係連inner都唔識...
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tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。[%o!o'b/V
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
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super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger4Ku9M.^|3y X%P3w

`K#OnD;] l#F 我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! T F X7\,@0R
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:%{ De0CI"W
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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