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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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/nY Xz0P:B_3Q Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 'q&xQ!yJ*j5_n"}*i8E

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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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N"O${9V/f[ Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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hs;Xz;[s Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ ?Xjt7g|@^
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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KhR7B7~Du Wear grass著草
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
Yl Yf/_7?CgM I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
)W?@UQ1LB$ER,c I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷 [/quote]
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用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..N A+|*B&Yc!p

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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(u6Jk6goNP good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過 m;uYQNB$M*_!jg(RV
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D
)ytH_(c#D 仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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:d7C f-G ~%A s 我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! @jW-_k
i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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f'j6o#?!w@ you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM: _#EO*hF-V

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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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