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trista_cheong 發表於 2007-1-15 11:54 PM

港式英語… :):):):):)

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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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"Ni^z'cU You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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hkcchk 發表於 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......:nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood::nogood:

architect 發表於 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
R{T$Y9H&Hl yh I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat 發表於 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]architect[/i] at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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7D+T:r&No@#F you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳&n5c8T6}4h
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d人係連inner都唔識...

@|Sk aHdo 用inside..:D:D:D

tkc314 發表於 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。b$IjJ.c
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good rope 好索

奇 發表於 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過-V.D5l1D.|2y'Aj
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。:D
]-c+mwY9\3M9rF)J8[ 仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123 發表於 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

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tonyw 發表於 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady 發表於 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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GN/F i very need it !!!

downbe 發表於 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

wer 發表於 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]trista_cheong[/i] at 2007-1-15 23:54:
b"G.S Io4r 笑到我肚痛﹐ :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D  笑到... [/quote] @2\;{,C1j`X/t
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you have today-你有今天

Stan@Cysss 發表於 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]wer[/i] at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天 [/quote]jr"Y v]ng

uf!JWu su 係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =) t4ipaf!Eis p.S
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Killer111 發表於 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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