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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$u$og nV#V!Ms]*uz ?
[b]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence[/b],Q(`5|8vU&@#z
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?;T5O*il Su
[b]a.They give like hell. [/b]
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[b]c.They do not tell.[/b]k%Fn6H1qZ5Xqy\
[b]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.[/b]~ ~A1})O8J*qy\
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:!DenyV
[b]- a HEART to love him,[/b]
[b]- a DIAMOND to marry him,[/b]]$M&\)| D E+[1^
[b]- a CLUB to smash his head in, and[/b]
[b]- a SPADE to bury him![/b] r)~(NJ5ZZ4?U+t
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
[b]Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later[/b]
5) What is the strongest muscle? ` |C)J_ l L w,u@
[b]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick![/b]
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?bn k5o6R r eq9n
[b]The arse hole is always in front of you.[/b]
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? p.h1g;gF4dJ5ZoUB
[b]When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME![/b]+HO"T] U/ADuH b W i
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7o#a'H E2LMp5Q r
[b]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.[/b] that's funny~~haha~~ GEm*fue H
keep it up~~
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